/csg/ Chink Shit General

Even Chink Shit General isn't safe from poorly made Chinese counterfeits.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• user finally gets his Chink Raybans (post some pics!) and a free phone stand with his HDMI cable • Unbiased Tech Reviews user got his Zircons and is impressed with them, rates them highly
• AliExpress seller promises 24 hour shipment, leaves user waiting for nine days
• Gearbest asks user to post his ID information in order to clear his payment
• After waiting for three whole days on his Mechanical Keyboard to ship with Gearbest user is tired of waiting and requests a refund
• user got his cute router
• user tests his sharks his card reader might be off
• Another user with Zircons
• user gets his fake clubmans
• user unboxes some stuff on video
• user got three mics
• user bought a TTL/UART to USB dongle, is happy with /csg/'s existence
• KZ teases new model of potential earmemery
• user has his issue with Gearbest resolved without a hitch cheap headset broke on him Previous Chink Shit Gen

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>Chink Shit General

You are the best. Good thread incoming

thanks for good thread

lol chink shit general! who comes up with this stuff?

youtube.com/watch?v=UZDDGG0ehaw

youtube.com/watch?v=M_61lpPReng

youtube.com/watch?v=pyX2dtrVlJ0

Toughest chink yet?

Chinky
*clap clap*
Winky
*clap calp*
Chinky Winky, give me Linky
*BONG*

What the fuck?

What are the best meme earbuds? Rock Zircon or whatever the new Xiaomi one is? I got a LG Quadbeat 3, and while the audio is fine for me, the fit is awful, it keeps falling off my ears. Also dig the braided cables.

Damn whoever's in charge of MIXZA's designs is killing it lately.

So far only the 32GB version is available at Gaybeast but it looks pretty noice.

16gb - RED
32gb - SILVER
64gb- GOLD

I'm this faggot who was asking about earphones and whatever

im getting a bit confused, so i'm gonna list all the earphones i've heard good info about.
KZ ATE
KZ ATE-S
KZ ED9
Rock Zircons
Xiami Hibrids - vvvv
Xiaomi Piston 3 - Both a bit more expensive, but tell me if it's worth it.

ATM im leaning towards the ATE/ATE-S purely because they look like theyre in a comfy sorta shape that wont fall out as easily

please give good meme advisory, /csg/

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Damn, this kills the sharks.

you forgot the newest meme

piston air

we'll call them ZEBRAS

>(You)


I think a bear would be cool as well.

What do you listen to? What's you signature preference?

>jizzwear

Redpill me on my first chink experience for headphones.

I'm new to in ear, but I'm mostly comfortable for ear buds.

Any reccs?

mostly youtube rips of nickelodeon songs

>chink shit general

You did good OP. You did good.

from hiphop to electronic and vaporwave, probably bass-y sound for signature

are those the ones listed as xiaomi capsule on gearbest? they looks the same and there is even a picture with 'piston air' written on then

I have never heard of em before, but I'll def consider if I get any additional opinions on them

yes.
bought myself a pair yesterday to stop fighting with my ate-s

also I dig the shape a lot, they sit in your ear

Yea they are all realy good. Just pick one or two and go whit it.

The ATEs would be very good for vaporwave and the sorts. I wouldn't say the signature is bassy per se but it certainly does pack a punch where it needs to.

haha, chink shit
>CHINK
>SHIT
chinky winky
ching chong
ching chong shing shong
wip wong fong fong
chinky chinky chink
CHINK! XD XD

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Ok now that's done, what's the best knockoff MAGA hat to buy? I have a small head, so a one-size-fits-all would probably be too loose.
>inb4 buy the real one - I'm a non-American in non-America

I just received my motospeed v16 mouse.

It's excellent and I payed 14$ US for it but you can probably get it for even less if you look a bit.

It's miles better than my previous 5$ chinese mouse as it doesn't make my hands smell like crap plastic and the middle button and scroll wheel doesn't suck.

KZ ATE. I fell for all the other memes but this one is legit. The Zircons are nice but on ATE level

God that plastic looks absolutely abhorrent

I don't know much about mice but this one is actually usable and smooth as fuck when the dpi is cranked up to the max unlike my 5$ mice.

How is the sensor on it? Have you tested for any mouse accel?

Should I pre-order the Xiaomi Yi 2 4k action camera?
Is it going to be good?

The pads on the bottom make it smooth on my wooden desk unlike the ones on the 5$ mouse.

And for those who care about that the cable looks like it's quality.

I think it looks ok.

Tell me how and I'll do it.

what's the difference between the ATE and the ATE-S? really like what i've seen on them so far, looks like a shape that isn't going to fall off my ear like pretty much every other in ear i have ever owned. also sounding nice with vaporwave is pretty dope, since it's what i listen most of the time when using in ears

forgot pic.

Its probably gona be good but dont pre order shit.

honestly both are better than all the others since the driver is 8.2mm instead of 7mm

hell I need to keep mine 2-3 volume steps lower than the old iems I had

How's the chink thermal past on gb?
gearbest.com/computer-parts-accessories/pp_264116.html

Only difference is that the ATE-Ss have memory wire near the phones, which could in theory make them stay better behind your ears. I've heard most anons say it's annoying though and I own the normal ones.

Well the cable is different and some ppl say the ATE have better sound.

>preordering

Just wait until it's released and the resellers sell it at a non jewed up price.

I'm the goy from last thread asking about SSDs. What are the /csg/ red-pill approved SSDs?

>I've heard most anons say it's annoying though
it's actually always me ._.

check the wiki

KingDian S280.

Zebras it is

Well, I haven't heard that it's comfier from anyone else either, so it being annoying is still in the lead. Looks a bit nicer though.

keep dreaming.

test mouse accel by moving your mouse along the exact same distance on your desk/mousepad at different speeds
if your cursor/crosshair ends up at different places each time, it has mouse accel.
lower speeds your mouse will move smaller distances if there is accel

it'd be easy to test it in a game like CS or some shit.

my boss said they look gay :(

I say your boss is gay and you're an alright dude

Doesn't windows add acceleration to the mouse?

Thanks anons.
Is there any reason why one of those is cheaper than the other?

gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216373.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html

microphone

One has mic and one doesn't.

recommendations for a good variable voltage mod for my mouth fedora? my kbox is in rough shape and looking for something to replace isn't ridiculous

fuck off degenerate

vape in hell

one has a microphone

yes, some. disable the "enhance pointer precision in mouse settings"
win 7 also adds built in stuff which is harder to get rid of. I'm not sure if win 8 onwards does as well. you can disable it with registry edits.

tho a viddy game like CS bypasses it, so that's why I recommended to do it there.

>tfw no mini kbtalking race nor hhkb keyboards on aliexpress

:^)

Guys, he is making fun of me, can I report him and get him send to a Chinese gulag?

Should I cancel and order from another store?

I'm going to leave a big fat one start review.

>Processing Time: 7 days

Delete this

gearbest.com/weight-lifting-clothes/pp_358919.html

I'm tempted to go full xiaomeme do they sell pants and shoes too?

>X Show
Should have bought from HK Goldway, it's a goo, verified /csg/ shop with much more feedback than X show.

aliexpress.com/store/product/csg/311331_32674366041.html

>HK Goldway
Those RUCIST doesn't send to my country.

good*

RED Zebra

Wait a second, now they do ship to my shithole! they used to block my country.

If this nigga doesn't ships my Mi Max monday morning I will cancel the order and go with HK Goldway.

SILVER Zebra

Fantacy then, it has 2x as much feedback than xshow.
aliexpress.com/store/product/chink/609089_32675121295.html

And finally GOLD Zebra, think they'll be faster than Sharks?

Yes, that's why they were on sale.
I fell chinked

That's a good idea, don't get chink'd. xshow probably don't have it in stock so they won't ship it anytime soon. might wanna ask the other shops if it's in stock before ordering.

Goldway's problem is you have to do DHL which conceptually is good, but you're almost guaranteed to be hit with customs fees. (which will be a little rough on a $200-$300 phone)

But those are tigers.

i didnt know james may was the mascot for that sd card

It's on antelife for the same price as well with worldwide free shipping, although I can't vouch for them.
antelife.com/xiaomi-mi-max-3gb-ram-32gb-rom-qualcomm-snapdragon-650-1-8ghz-hexa-core-6-44-inch-2-5d-fhd-screen-miui-8-android-6-0-4g-lte-smartphone-gold.html

FUCKING K E K

It looks like there is a bit of acceleration when I use it on my wooden desk but there doesn't seem to be any when I use it on a black piece of cardboard.

Hard to tell though.

Razzle dazzle?

Don't overthink it, enjoy your mouse

Today's AliExpress order, been wanting to order those wayfarers for awhile

What's the best phone for around 100€?

Those turned out to be legit when tested using Samsung Magician some threads ago.

Vernee Thor

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Okay chink shit general, I'm trying to become the living meme.
I have £50 left to spend, so far I have
Piston 3s
Xiaomi mi band (1s pulse or whatever it was)
A fuck load of Jinhao X750s
What other meme products should I buy?

Thanks, I'll look into it.

>tfw you just ordered sharks

chink mech keyboard, meme XL pad, shark, cute cat push toy.

Sharks or zebras

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Zebras are more pricey since they're U3 grade, but unless you're a gay film maker using 8k cameras there's no reason to pay 2 times the shark price

Op I think the Chinese August had the right idea for news having news from the previous thread separated from the older ones, can we start doing that

Ruizu X02
Fake DW with cheap as shit nato strap
Cree Ultrafire Q5
Fake Paramilitary 2 to post on EDC threads
1000 fake cockroaches

Beware, it seems that Vernee lied about some specs. Check the official forums.

bbs.vernee.cc/forum-38-1.html
bbs.vernee.cc/thread-240-1-1.html
bbs.vernee.cc/thread-269-1-1.html

>tfw you make it to the news

What tablet is that?