This USB cable is 1 metre long, and costs $500.
You Rage You Lose - Tech Edition
Asher Adams
Ian Ward
audiophiles are the dumbest fuckers in history, the difference in quality is never worth anywhere near what they pay
Eli Rodriguez
It's called diminishing returns you poorfag.
It's still better.
Gabriel Cook
It's a USB cable, all signals sent through it are digital, so past a certain pretty low point, there is no fucking difference
Anthony Johnson
You just can't hear it you pleb.
Charles Sullivan
with analog cables, maybe, but with digital cable ? 100% retardation.
Jeremiah Powell
Fuck off, it makes my ATH-M50's sound worlds better.
Joshua Parker
Do you mean your Beats™?
Anthony Carter
that's fucking pleb tier.
Mason Myers
> 2016
> not having different-braided audio cables for different acoustics
Evan Ramirez
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Luis Walker
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Nathaniel Jenkins
yeah, it does nothing.
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Ryan Edwards
Gavin Wright
My favourite is the 10inch thick power cables that I've seen some use.
The connection from the audio device to the power socket is the fucking best electrical connection known to man, but then from the power socket to the local substation is barely held together and in some cases (which I have actually seen) insulated with shopping bags.
Angel Jenkins
> It's really expensive
> I don't know what these batteries do
> Oh they're still alive!
I bet they only power the fucking led
Bentley Brown
>tfw my uncle in law is an audiphool
>tfw almost busted all his bang and olufsen trash with a bat after he cheated on my aunt
Grayson Price
How heavy is that shit
Jonathan Morris
This little shit and UEFI locked BIOS are the worst.
Ayden Nguyen
>shielded cable for 3000 dollars
>cable holders for 500
>contacts exposed
Colton Martinez
people also say that 200 year old violins sound better but it's been scientifically proven to be bullshit, If you spend 400 dollars on a fucking audio cable then you're going to hear pure sex no matter what it sounds like.
Nolan Powell
If you want to see the dumbest shit that mentally retarded people buy, machinadynamica.com
Nicholas Williams
please tell me this is satire
Jeremiah Taylor
Nope
Dominic Long
That's completely different.
An instrument's sound inherently changes with age, particularly with wooden instruments.
A 200 year old violin sounds likely has a sound that is almost unique to it. If you want a violin that sounds old you can't just pick up a newly manufactured violin, even if it is more accurately in tune.
Aiden Ramirez
The guy is pretty well known in the audio world. He's bullshitting and its a joke but he will sell this stuff because he doesn't mind taking money from stupid people.
Evan Davis
Why the fuck doesn't python enforce types? Pycucks will defend this:
def add(x, y):
assert isinstance(x, int)
assert isinstance(y, int)
return x + y
Jackson Gutierrez
Do you know what a weakly typed language is?
Juan Bailey
It isn't different. There's been many studies to disprove this. On in particular showed how a Stradivarius viola sounded identical to a modern high temp laminate pressed $240 viola. It's all about density. Anyone saying otherwise has no clue what their talking about. This is also the case with the tone wood guitar myth
Blake Walker
these cables are for professional musicians, not for you to listen to LoL's sound effects better on your gayming rig
Justin Ward
So you're defending having to manually check whether everything is the correct type? Tell me one way in which weak typing is useful. Are you ever going to use a variable once as an int and then later as a boolean? Is it useful to create a function that operates on two integers, but have that function also accept two strings and produce some weird garbage output that only gets caught later in some obscure runtime error?
Wyatt Thompson
yes.
Hudson James
>tighter
>more open sound
Even foodies make more sense with their "mouth-feel" bullshit.
Anthony Foster
> he fell for the M50s meme
Isaac Morgan
are you saying all of your food has the same texture
Bentley Ward
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Thomas Edwards
Fun fact: Nordost is on the "value" end of audiophile cable brands.
Levi Peterson
>user why did you plug the poor seal into the outlet?
David Adams
At least this example looks nice. Wasteful bullshit, yes, but tasteful wasteful bullshit.
Nolan Clark
That may have been doing him a favor.
Easton Murphy
How did the bourgeoisie squander their money before recorded audio?
Michael Cruz
throw this in a flash drive or sd card along with a portable image viewer. open it up
on family/friend's computer. done did all I could. no viruses I could find, bye
Jaxon Scott
Why would those make me cry when live performances don't?
Nicholas Jones
i came here to rage but i laughed instead, do I still lose?
Thomas Adams
kek
Christian Roberts
We all lose, user.
Mason Young
Fun fact: Nord Ost means northern cheese in Norwegian.
Anthony Nguyen
Audio cables only require shielding if they're in an electricially "noisy" environment. The Shielding will add a to the cost, but only a few extra dollars. The connectors make a difference, but will be fine if they use conductor that doesn't corrode. The connector must also be robust if it is plugged and unplugged often. I wouldn't pay more than $10 on a cable.
The only real difference in cables is between balanced and unbalanced cables. Consumer audio equipment doesn't use balanced connections.
A USB cable will not affect audio in any was at all. Even a shitty cable will have data restored by error correction, if the data signal fails, you won't get anything from the cable at all.
Zachary Young
They call live performance and whore.
