Who /hype/ here?

who /hype/ here?

Personally I'm waiting for the new redesigned Retina Macbook Pro, though I might be let down tomorrow, because these assholes might not even announce it.

> wwdc16-countdown.nano-cloud.org

>$10k shares freshly bought

my anus is ready

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_back_here.

are you retarded? literally after every event the price goes down, doesn't matter what they announce

not sure if im watching apples conference or microsofts e3. they both show at similar time.

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this, fucking retard

microsoft doesn't matter anymore

Poo in the fucking loo Rajeesh.

btw, the countdown will redirect to live stream 5 minutes before the event

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How much overtime are you getting paid Pajeet?

did they actually make a live countdown where each number is being assigned to a variable as it is changing?
my rage muscles are sperging
this is what happens when visual designers learn the tiniest amount of code.

calm your tits FAG

no

>who /hype/ here?

PAJEET MY SON

I'm getting paid in GBP and tendies, the usual you faggot, why you even asking if you know the answer?

POO IN LOO

when india become super power by 2020, we'll come after you first.

and then goes up HIGHER

>camelCase
disgusting

this_is_not_any_better

GIBE HLS LINK PLS

POO

If you were not restricted by the lack of spaces in identifiers, you would write "this is not any better". The natural replacement for the spaces are underscores, not to go full retard and mangle it to "thisIsNotAnyBetter".

Even then, why the fuck would you buy them now instead of when they go down?

Are you actually this retarded?

>applel customer
>having to ask

so.... iMessage for android confirmed?

Really hope Android users don't get blue bubbles, or at least I hope there's some way to differentiate.

Do you feel like you have some type of cultural capital over an android user?

It was a good way to be separated from the poors and losers when texting girls.

Nah, Apple has exactly one Android app. They probably want to keep it that way.

Meanwhile, Google created an app to improve Apple's live photos.

iMessage is coming to Android. Do some reading.

they have two, Apple Music for Android is pretty nice

2 rupees have been deposited in your iTunes account Pajeet!

>not short selling
Are you?

Huh, didn't know about that one. Fair enough.

>Apple developer site before conference
>add to calendar button
>opens Apple Calendar© or downloads file

>Google developer site before conference
>option to get notified of events by notification without even installing an app via new progressive web app technology

Is Apple even trying?

.ical is a standard calendar file supported by all major calendar applications
also Google focuses on web-based technology, Apple doesn't

>swiftly

heheh

We /apple/ now?

Really fun fact about this model, we're finding that the hard drive bracket is failing so pretty often people will come in and say "My computer is starting to this weird question mark!" or "My computer is not starting at all!" and then we replace the bracket for free but we're not announcing this to customers.

well at least you assholes do it for free.

POO IN LOO PAJEET

Hey man, it gets funnier exponentially!

Either new rMBP is announced today or this company is dead to me and I'll get an xps15.

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2 rupees have been deposited in your shit wiping hands Pajeet.

>posting in wwdc thread

Seriously though, I need an HLS link.
Macfags, indulge me. I might join your ranks if the new macbook isn't complete shit.

>posting in a summer thread

>macbook
>isn't complete shit

Pick one.

>var
>using a shitty ambiguous language

How much overtime are you getting Rajeesh?

Seriously could they at least announce already. I'm not even hoping for a release at this fucking point. They're waaay behind the schedule with this fucking machine.

>wanting an overheating throttling piece of shit

Why not just eat shit from your hands?

2 rupees have been deposited in your iTunes account Pajeet!

I only really care about OS X. Though at this point I know to set my expectations incredibly low.

Hope not. The incessant bitching over something so trivial is pretty funny.

>all that gay ass shit
No thanks.

>new redesigned Retina Macbook Pro

dongle city.

>caring about a toddler OS

Yeah that's gonna suck. At least put an HDMI port in there FFS, I need to do presentations.

>facebook machine
>work

Pick one.

samefaggot

How much overtime is applel paying you Rajeesh?

a usd$80 accessory, because you have to buy something with usb-c, usb-a and hdmi.

still no usb-c to thunderbolt, usb-c to ethernet or usb-c to dvi adaptor. apple literally suggests buying a usb-c to usb-a adaptor then plugging in a usb to ethernet adaptor for ethernet access.

migrating from an existing retina macbook pro to a new one, using thunderbolt peripherals or using a thunderbolt display is out the window.

it's only temporary. How long until everyone uses usb-c for literally everything?

years. typical business upgrade cycle for desktops and laptops is three years at best, with screens tending to be slower.

let's not forget that guy from google testing all the usb-c cables on amazon, determining what had failed certification.

Fuck off.

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