>calling it anything but a flash drive in current year
Calling it anything but a flash drive in current year
>2015
>using meme drives
I only use magnetic drives.
How do you securely erase your thumb drives user?
>flash drive
>not usb stick
>calling your solid state pen disk dongle a flash drive
>not calling it memory faggot
you mean a zip disquette?
>not pendrive
:^)
>2016
>not calling it a USB solid state flash pen disk drive
>Flash Drive
Not "Portable flash-based storage medium with USB interface"
Is this a pendrive
It's a USB
>tfw thunderbolt flash drives will be a thing in a year
>tfw people still call them usb sticks
Not calling it a dongle
You're doing God's work user
Not calling it a dindu
Spotted the hindu
USB is a bus protocol you computer illiterate retard
But I'm from hueland
>Not calling it a: Universal serial bus flash memory solid state storage device
what are you, gay?
>Not calling it: Universal serial bus typa-a flash memory solid state storage dongle
>typa-a
Trying too hard
>not calling it a itty bitty flicky bit stick
>ctrl+f
>jump drive
>0 results
what the fuck
>using less than elder-god tier naming
The drive is unable of achieving faster than light speeds.
With a hammer.
>tfw one day it will
>we will be calling them FTL drives
>implying you don't leave heaps of entropy behind
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gasifier
I call it a "thumpdrive", which is an amalgamation of "thumbdrive" and "jumpdrive".
One of my coworkers also used to call these a "jumpbox" for some reason.
>jumpbox
Oh, and his reason for calling it that was because back in the day, he used to carry around physical documents and spreadsheets in a shoebox.
When we modernized our workplace, he called it that because it was a small box you'd put (digital) documents into, and it'd jump from computer to computer in the workplace. Thus, a "Jumpbox".
I just call it a USB
Fuck, one more thing. It was annoying to always pronounce it fully as "jumpbox", so he eventually shortened/warped it into something that sounded like "jummox".
"Hey, do you have a jummox I can borrow?"
"Hey, I finished our weeklies. I left them in the jummbox on your desk."
I usually just call it a flash drive or a thumb drive.
compact rectangular plug-in CD
>jumpbox
What about calling it a jumpbox, user?
>he doesn't call it a thumb dongle
> UCB zip stick
Get on my level
Pichucha
I have that drive in 32gb. Its ok...
Would rather have a sandisk cruzer fit though.
>drive
Jumpstick
I call it a solid floppy
in Germany it's USB Stick.
a USB what?
>USB Bus
nobody said that
me and most of the people in sweden calls it usb-minne, means litteraly usb-memory, which is not really quite correct but whatever :D
In Norway we call it a minne-pinne, i.e. "memory stick". Except it rhymes.
We call them Pen drives in terra brasilis.
>mfw an American calls a "on the roady save and loady" a "flash drive" near me
Thumb drive.
In Iran, they call it nuclear WMD.
We call them something like dong in local language.
With this, duh user.
I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I do have a couple on my keychain so I call them USB keys.
- An 8gb drive with TAILS
- A 16gb drive with music (some newer cars play music from drives so if I catch a ride I can be a little cheeky and plug it in)
- An 8gb drive with a bunch of movies for if I hang out with a friend and we run out of shit to do (most game consoles and some TVs take them)
- One of those credit card size drives (size unknown) hidden in a slit in my wallet and loaded with porn
>Flash Drive
>Flash
But it doesn't run flash?
I call it NAND non-volatile block storage device
anything else is lunacy
Like huehue people would know what a pen is.
>PMDD
>portable malware delivery device
> not calling it: Universal serial bus type-a non volatile static random access memory solid state dongle
Have you ever used a computer?
You wish you had a gun like this but your mommy and daddy won't let you have it, fucking tripfag.
kek
You jealous of my raifu?
Hahahahahaha you said PENIS hahahahaha GOT YOU GOOD BRO
>cool ranch
Fucking faggot
fight me
>"USB Stick"
>"download files off my USB stick"
oh god it's coming back
i don't want to be in this hell.
Why don't you correct the person that says that and inform them that you're a genuine autist?
Question.
Why don't USB drives corrupt like SSDs after being unplugged for a few weeks?
next thing u know he manages to jarble it up even more to "jeekies and lummbox"
Jump Drive Bitches
emergency porn, porn backup??
legit uses
...
i just yav
where does jummox or dindu fall under
elder shit of legendary mysteries past tier
PCIe 3.0 dongle
>Hard disk drive
>Solid state drive
It's a pendrive sons.
It's a thingy you stick into computer hole
Might as well call it a penis because you stick it in a hole.
...
How long have you held onto that pic religiously waiting for a proper use for it?
Also, how did that end with the other two guys?
>>How long have you held onto that pic religiously waiting for a proper use for it?
like, a few years. I used to use it a lot but havent had a chance to for a long time
>Also, how did that end with the other two guys?
fired, shamed on social media, what you'd expect. if I recall correctly
triggered
All because she was eavesdropping on a private conversation.
Gotta love fascism created due to women feelings, a bit surprised they weren't arrested, rsped and shot afterwards.
USB Serial Bay
Thought that was one of those Solid Stick Drives you faggots keep going on about.
>not calling it a proddy thinking thumbling thimble
Pendick
>data dildo
Zip dick
Memory dick
Flash dick
USB dick
Jump dick
Dong
Dongle
Call it a floppy disk
Keep it up and sooner or later people will not know what a floppy disk is
>not calling it XMD
>current year
ITS A FUCKING DATA POPPER
because you push it into the hole with your thumb.
okay, you can call it your e-peen.
>anno dominae 1730 + 286
>not calling it a buttholio insertion device
it's not a fucking dongle.
AN DONGLE is a hardware addon that is read by proprietary software, which won't run if it can't read the dongle. they used to go in the parallel port. it was a form of copy protection.
parallel port, remember them?
> centronics printer port, oh shit i am old
>AN DONGLE