Calling it anything but a flash drive in current year

>calling it anything but a flash drive in current year

>2015
>using meme drives
I only use magnetic drives.

How do you securely erase your thumb drives user?

>flash drive
>not usb stick

>calling your solid state pen disk dongle a flash drive

>not calling it memory faggot

you mean a zip disquette?

>not pendrive
:^)

>2016
>not calling it a USB solid state flash pen disk drive

>Flash Drive
Not "Portable flash-based storage medium with USB interface"

Is this a pendrive

It's a USB

>tfw thunderbolt flash drives will be a thing in a year
>tfw people still call them usb sticks

Not calling it a dongle

You're doing God's work user

Not calling it a dindu

Spotted the hindu
USB is a bus protocol you computer illiterate retard

But I'm from hueland

>Not calling it a: Universal serial bus flash memory solid state storage device

what are you, gay?

>Not calling it: Universal serial bus typa-a flash memory solid state storage dongle

>typa-a

Trying too hard

>not calling it a itty bitty flicky bit stick

>ctrl+f
>jump drive
>0 results
what the fuck

>using less than elder-god tier naming

The drive is unable of achieving faster than light speeds.

With a hammer.

>tfw one day it will
>we will be calling them FTL drives

>implying you don't leave heaps of entropy behind

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gasifier

I call it a "thumpdrive", which is an amalgamation of "thumbdrive" and "jumpdrive".

One of my coworkers also used to call these a "jumpbox" for some reason.

>jumpbox

Oh, and his reason for calling it that was because back in the day, he used to carry around physical documents and spreadsheets in a shoebox.

When we modernized our workplace, he called it that because it was a small box you'd put (digital) documents into, and it'd jump from computer to computer in the workplace. Thus, a "Jumpbox".

I just call it a USB

Fuck, one more thing. It was annoying to always pronounce it fully as "jumpbox", so he eventually shortened/warped it into something that sounded like "jummox".

"Hey, do you have a jummox I can borrow?"

"Hey, I finished our weeklies. I left them in the jummbox on your desk."

I usually just call it a flash drive or a thumb drive.

compact rectangular plug-in CD

>jumpbox

What about calling it a jumpbox, user?

>he doesn't call it a thumb dongle

> UCB zip stick

Get on my level

Pichucha

I have that drive in 32gb. Its ok...

Would rather have a sandisk cruzer fit though.

>drive

Jumpstick

I call it a solid floppy

in Germany it's USB Stick.

a USB what?

>USB Bus

nobody said that

me and most of the people in sweden calls it usb-minne, means litteraly usb-memory, which is not really quite correct but whatever :D

In Norway we call it a minne-pinne, i.e. "memory stick". Except it rhymes.

We call them Pen drives in terra brasilis.

>mfw an American calls a "on the roady save and loady" a "flash drive" near me

Thumb drive.

In Iran, they call it nuclear WMD.

We call them something like dong in local language.

With this, duh user.

I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I do have a couple on my keychain so I call them USB keys.

- An 8gb drive with TAILS
- A 16gb drive with music (some newer cars play music from drives so if I catch a ride I can be a little cheeky and plug it in)
- An 8gb drive with a bunch of movies for if I hang out with a friend and we run out of shit to do (most game consoles and some TVs take them)
- One of those credit card size drives (size unknown) hidden in a slit in my wallet and loaded with porn

>Flash Drive
>Flash
But it doesn't run flash?

I call it NAND non-volatile block storage device

anything else is lunacy

Like huehue people would know what a pen is.

>PMDD
>portable malware delivery device

> not calling it: Universal serial bus type-a non volatile static random access memory solid state dongle

Have you ever used a computer?

You wish you had a gun like this but your mommy and daddy won't let you have it, fucking tripfag.

kek
You jealous of my raifu?

Hahahahahaha you said PENIS hahahahaha GOT YOU GOOD BRO

>cool ranch
Fucking faggot

fight me

>"USB Stick"
>"download files off my USB stick"
oh god it's coming back

i don't want to be in this hell.

Why don't you correct the person that says that and inform them that you're a genuine autist?

Question.

Why don't USB drives corrupt like SSDs after being unplugged for a few weeks?

next thing u know he manages to jarble it up even more to "jeekies and lummbox"

Jump Drive Bitches

emergency porn, porn backup??

legit uses

...

i just yav

where does jummox or dindu fall under

elder shit of legendary mysteries past tier

PCIe 3.0 dongle

>Hard disk drive
>Solid state drive
It's a pendrive sons.

It's a thingy you stick into computer hole

Might as well call it a penis because you stick it in a hole.

...

How long have you held onto that pic religiously waiting for a proper use for it?
Also, how did that end with the other two guys?

>>How long have you held onto that pic religiously waiting for a proper use for it?
like, a few years. I used to use it a lot but havent had a chance to for a long time
>Also, how did that end with the other two guys?
fired, shamed on social media, what you'd expect. if I recall correctly

triggered

All because she was eavesdropping on a private conversation.
Gotta love fascism created due to women feelings, a bit surprised they weren't arrested, rsped and shot afterwards.

USB Serial Bay

Thought that was one of those Solid Stick Drives you faggots keep going on about.

>not calling it a proddy thinking thumbling thimble

Pendick

>data dildo

Zip dick
Memory dick
Flash dick
USB dick
Jump dick
Dong

Dongle

Call it a floppy disk

Keep it up and sooner or later people will not know what a floppy disk is

>not calling it XMD
>current year

ITS A FUCKING DATA POPPER

because you push it into the hole with your thumb.

okay, you can call it your e-peen.

>anno dominae 1730 + 286
>not calling it a buttholio insertion device

it's not a fucking dongle.

AN DONGLE is a hardware addon that is read by proprietary software, which won't run if it can't read the dongle. they used to go in the parallel port. it was a form of copy protection.

parallel port, remember them?

> centronics printer port, oh shit i am old

>AN DONGLE