How secure are these Internet of Things Pacemakers?
How secure are these Internet of Things Pacemakers?
Easton Sanders
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Cooper Wright
>IoT pacemaker
why?
Henry Taylor
Since they're not connected to the internet and have NFC ranged reprogramming with secure flashing, pretty fucken secure.
Nolan Hall
Because it's the future™
Jacob Jackson
>2133
>get heart-attack at 50
>doctors insert IoT pacemaker
>"Ok, user, government regulation says we have to register your pacemaker."
>be upset
>"B-but I don't want the government to have control over my bodily functions!"
>decide I'm not going to stand for this bullshit
>gather up crowd of people
>march on the streets of washington
>"It's my body!"
>suddenly feel lightheaded
>collapse on street
>all around me, my fellow protesters also begin to collapse
>see black levitating van from the corner of my eye
>last thing I remember is men in black nanosuits coming to pick us up
Jackson Russell
"let's hook up a live saving implant to the internet! what could possibly go wrong?!"
Noah Murphy
Nice story, user.
Brody Scott
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Christopher Sullivan
>not rooting your pacemaker and installing GNU/Linux based OS
>not running your IoT connection through VPN
>not connecting it to the GNU Medical Center
I mean, if it's capable of keeping Stallman alive, it'll surely keep you alive
all you need is a sharp knife, some cables and following the wiki tutorial
Blake Gutierrez
>installing gnu/pace by hand
>accidentally insert a " in a filename
>heart explodes with a beat of 270
Isaiah Price
This is exactly why I trust Apple pacemakers.
Everything come pre-installed and ready to use. No way of fucking it up. Also the proprietary OS makes sure nobody can reverse-engineer that shit and kill me.
Zachary Cooper
just follow the fucking wiki
you can even have some painkillers during accessing the device if you're a fag
Benjamin Ward
>2133
>not overclocking your pacemaker and the rest of your electronic enhancements
>not having water cooling installed in your body
lol poorfags, what's the point of keeping you alive if you can't even go fast
Owen Wilson
>st.jude pacemaker
Literally jews
Michael Cook
You should be more worried about the St. part than the Jude part desu.
>your pacemaker was made by a for-profit hospital
Justin Lewis
Not at all. Hackathons and security conferences are abreast (heh) with pacemaker exploits
Jeremiah Baker
>Grampa's been awfully slow lately. Better check him for trojans son.
Lucas Mitchell
>rooting your pacemaker
Copyright infringement, unauthorised modification of property, spreading of malicious code - 10 years in the cubes!
Tyler Ross
what if i wrote my own free GNU+Linux kernel for the pacemaker using microsoft systemd?
Nolan Sanders
please stop.
Ethan Rogers
>implying death by bricked pacemaker isn't the more likely outcome.
Nathaniel Williams
Wouldn't save you from serving your time in the cubes, creep.
Andrew Cook
Juan Mitchell
Should I overclock my Radeon pacemaker or should I just wait for the new Nvidia Heart Booster GTX 980?
Jacob Walker
Dying isss good. Dying isss easssy. I jussst put in my hand…and sssqueeze ...
Leo Wright
>The CIA stops the hearts of political dissidents.
Leo Turner
i'm afraid you're just going to have to wait, dude. better start looking for a job.
Dominic Hill
I KEKed, thanks Sup Forums
Nathan Brooks
Pacemakers are easily hackable. But don't try to research them, or you'll end up like this guy:
en.wikipedia.org
Blake Carter
Do you want heartburn? If not, go AMD.
James Bennett
it phones your doctor when you have an irregularity in your heart rate.
i should know since my grandma's IoT pacemaker saved her life