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Programming humor thread
Oliver Collins
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Dylan Perez
that is the dumbest thing ive ever seen
Mason Williams
>no semicolons
Colton Brown
I hate programmer humor so much.
All the mildly funny ones have been repeated to death and everything else consists of applying psuedocode to everyday things and then acting like you're cute or witty for writing dumb shit like if (COFFEE_EMPTY) refillCoffee(); on your coffee mug.
Zachary Morgan
def isOPFaggot():
return True
Oliver Clark
Why not just " if ($thirsty) { }" ?
Dylan Cox
very very funny
Owen Flores
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD
Asher Baker
>he forgot to call it
:^)
Angel Edwards
lol u said faggot x^)
Brayden Parker
opIsFaggot = True
if opIsFaggot:
while True:
shitpost();
Samuel Green
Not PEP8 compliant
Camden Martinez
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Cooper Morgan
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Nathaniel Perry
>applying psuedocode to everyday things and then acting like you're cute or witt
I hate this so much.
I don't get it. Why would you use recursion for this? Is it just shoehorned in to try to make the joke work?
James Jackson
Each fat roll contains more fat rolls
Eli Barnes
Why should you want an empty glass in your program? I mean, if I'm not thirsty I don't want a fucking glass... your code is shit...
Adam Morgan
>he didn't indent
Xavier Ortiz
More like programming cringe
Andrew Miller
opIsFaggot = True
if opIsFaggot:
while True:
shitpost();
Ethan Perry
More like cringe
Caleb Hernandez
Ok, that's pretty good. Sounds just like them!
10/10
Adrian Carter
seems so, why not just do something like "overflows even a BigInt"
Colton Bailey
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Jordan Rivera
...what the fuck is this?
Nolan Hall
>test/expression_command/test/main.cpp
Michael Rogers
Because recursion needs a separate stack frame for every function call.
Ian Sanders
Omg that's soooo funy and quirky :)
I'll be printing this into the wall of our women only tech startup because we are coders too ^^ :D
Joseph Young
>programmer
Hum excuse me fart face, we're called CODERS, not "programmers". Eat a lump of feces you cishet shit.
Jaxson Watson
Isn't the else statement redundant?
What if you loop it? Does the glass fill if you aren't thristy the second time through?
Camden Baker
>this is broken
>this is broken
>this is broken
Julian Peterson
Mason Howard
Wouldn't it just be
opIsFaggot = True
while opIsFaggot:
shitpost()
Logan Thomas
not if opIsFaggot is ever prone to changing
Cooper Evans
There are a few that I still find funny
//the fun starts here
#define true (rand < 10)
enum Bool {
True,
False,
FileNotFound
}
return true; //returns true
Jonathan Lopez
I fucked this part up
#define true (rand() > 10)
Jonathan Ramirez
If i wanted humor I would ask what your git repository looks like
Jayden Rogers
No you mong it's:
while True:
shitpost()