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Programming humor thread
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that is the dumbest thing ive ever seen
>no semicolons
I hate programmer humor so much.
All the mildly funny ones have been repeated to death and everything else consists of applying psuedocode to everyday things and then acting like you're cute or witty for writing dumb shit like if (COFFEE_EMPTY) refillCoffee(); on your coffee mug.
def isOPFaggot():
return True
Why not just " if ($thirsty) { }" ?
very very funny
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD
>he forgot to call it
:^)
lol u said faggot x^)
opIsFaggot = True
if opIsFaggot:
while True:
shitpost();
Not PEP8 compliant
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>applying psuedocode to everyday things and then acting like you're cute or witt
I hate this so much.
I don't get it. Why would you use recursion for this? Is it just shoehorned in to try to make the joke work?
Each fat roll contains more fat rolls
Why should you want an empty glass in your program? I mean, if I'm not thirsty I don't want a fucking glass... your code is shit...
>he didn't indent
More like programming cringe
opIsFaggot = True
if opIsFaggot:
while True:
shitpost();
More like cringe
Ok, that's pretty good. Sounds just like them!
10/10
seems so, why not just do something like "overflows even a BigInt"
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...what the fuck is this?
>test/expression_command/test/main.cpp
Because recursion needs a separate stack frame for every function call.
Omg that's soooo funy and quirky :)
I'll be printing this into the wall of our women only tech startup because we are coders too ^^ :D
>programmer
Hum excuse me fart face, we're called CODERS, not "programmers". Eat a lump of feces you cishet shit.
Isn't the else statement redundant?
What if you loop it? Does the glass fill if you aren't thristy the second time through?
>this is broken
>this is broken
>this is broken
Wouldn't it just be
opIsFaggot = True
while opIsFaggot:
shitpost()
not if opIsFaggot is ever prone to changing
There are a few that I still find funny
//the fun starts here
#define true (rand < 10)
enum Bool {
True,
False,
FileNotFound
}
return true; //returns true
I fucked this part up
#define true (rand() > 10)
If i wanted humor I would ask what your git repository looks like
No you mong it's:
while True:
shitpost()