Who will be apple's next CEO?

who will be apple's next CEO?

Steve Jobs dead body

It'll be you.

Raja Koduri

The woman

Dr dre

>all that white trash

Nigger can't work at Apple for obvious reasons

craig
eddy fucked up, he can't talk

no offense mate

They need pajeet to lead instead of all these cis privileged white trash

Obviously it'll be Phillip Shiller.

It wont be any of those.

It'll be Pajeet. May he have a golden shitting street and dualboot windows on his new MacBook Pro S 2020 edition.

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Eddy looks like an alcoholic, which would explain why all of the services he manages (iTunes, Apple Music, Apple News, and until recently the App Stores) have been so underwhelming.

Carly Fiorina

Other than Jonathan Ive and Dan Riccio they're all dick sucking yes men with absolutely no talent. Those two have also both stated that they're not interested because they want to stay in development.

Apple is fucked and it showed at WWDC.

Tim Cook was COO when Steve Jobs ran the company.

Jeff Williams is now the COO, and he's a pretty big deal inside Apple. He also leads the company's health initiatives. Seems like he would be the most obvious successor to Cook.

>He also leads the company's health initiatives

Those are going nowhere though and are tightly tied to the Apple ecosystem so 99% of the planet, including government agencies that are basically required for most of this to take off, won't even have access to them.

>Schiller
>Worldwide Marketing
It was his destiny.

>not a single person of color
Apple confirmed racist.

Some cool nigger.

>tightly tied to the Apple ecosystem

ResearchKit and CareKit are open-source. Apple's clearly stated they want them to spread beyond their own ecosystem.

reptilian clones

That's a sweet 45 minute drive to Cupertino. That pic makes me laugh being from the bay area.

This.

Next and last CEO.

Stallman for sure.

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Craig
TBHFAM

Obvious answer

Hopefully one of the engineers who actually designs shit so we can get off the thin and light bandwagon.

So todahy we maken the fastest computah in da word mama told me when i was yoing boy i could be 'nything n now i own all this sheit and im like super rich bro

Kek

Jony is Mr. Designer Man, not so much an executive or company president type.

Craig is a great presenter but his strength is in software. Not as well-rounded as an Apple CEO should be.

cook left?

Nope, this is just fun "what if" speculation.

In this order
>black jew lesbian woman
>black jew woman
>woman
>non-white jew trans/gay man
>non-white jew man
>non-white man
>a group of all of the above
>Jonathan Ive
>the blonde
>some random chink
>an engineer that could or not be a pajeet but never a white man
>a trashcan
>a black woman
>a white man that was raped

That's my best guess.

I'd throw in behind Schiller.

the woman

She will lead Apple into a yahoo/hp esque failure spiral that will end with Apple being sold to Alibaba

Never knew there was a jail there, and it's right next to an elementary school to boot

i'll try to make your list a bit more realistic:

In this order:
members off
>1. Rothschild
>2. Bruce
>3. Cavendish (Kennedy)
>4. De Medici
>5. Hanover
>6. Hapsburg
>7. Krupp
>8. Plantagenet
>9. Rockefeller
>10.Romanov
>11.Sinclair (St. Clair)
>12.Warburg (del Banco)
>13.Windsor (Saxe-Coburg-Gothe)
>14. if non of these apply = The White Woman

Hopefully Dan Riccio or Johny Srouji. One of the Hardware guys would be nice.

how many of these people are gay?

White people are so beautiful. :'(

Johny Srouji is Israeli

Cook will never retire or step down

he has a bigger ego than that hack Jobs and they both think they invented the assembly line.

Tim Cock.

>ONE INFINITE LOO

Should probably be Jonathan Ive because he's an actual engineer whose work is not shit.

Siri should have a pre programmed response to "shhhheeeeeiiiittttt":

"You cannot unlock me. Now return me to my rightful owner via an Apple Store before I contact the police to arrest your black ass."

Dan Riccio...I mean look at that turtle neck.

My Mom

>Jonathan Ive, whose work is not shit
he was ok 10 years ago, now he has his head way too far up his own ass. Jobs ego infected most of Apple, most think their shit doesn't stink and that they are unique. Tim Cook has the same problem with the added bonus that he fucks boys.

I hope it's the one with yellow hair. Nothing hotter than an ambitious woman!

>because he's an actual engineer whose work is not shit.
But then they'd only have engineers who do shit for work.

>person of color

Dr. Dre