Normies

>"Everyone but me has a nice computer! I want one too" Mom.
>Step dad buys her a computer
>Mother uses it around once a week and doesn't use it other than a facebook machine
>Struggle with a shitty computer making EDM and playing what I can till I can buy myself a better one
>Ask mother why she wanted a computer when all she does is use it for facebook
>Tells me she wanted something new and nice
>Doesn't use it at all for any purpose
>still around 400 GBs of an HDD in the laptop

next
>Friend says how much he loves his phone
>Tells me it's so nice and cool looking with the new Android OS
>I ask to look at it to see what version of Android it has Marshmellow
>Friend asks why it's named that
>Idunno.avi
>See him in 2 weeks
>bunch of stupid botnet apps, cleaning apps, shitty games and talking tom and still has all the preinstalled shit on his phone like the weather, giant clock and 5 pages he can't delete
>says he knows how phones work
>OK
>asks him if he wants me to show him how to work it
>cleans up his phone
>says thanks
>His phone crashes a week later
>Blames it on me
>It was an LG
>told him LGs do this often cause they are shitty in the first place

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wow fred cucki nice post

>I don't know how to post a story so instead I'm going to call it a blog and be an ass
Have you never seen one of these threads user? I take it you haven't.

>"So what's new, man? Didn't see you in a year!"
>"Wow, haven't you seen my facebook status from last month? I have a daughter now."
Normies are the worst. On top of that, they're reproducing.

>they're reproducing
I mean who wants to make the world better and teach their offspring to become tech company millionaires and do amazing shit?
I mean fuck that's awful.

>Sup Forums is a lonely sack of shit and they know it but they still wanna watch the world bun

people like nice things

you'd know this if you weren't a fucking ascetic neckbeard

soo then envious poorfag thread?

>Having a step-dad

Your parents obviously didn't love you enough to stay together. Enjoy your lifetime of emotional problems

Are you high?

In your vision of better future everyone is a millionaire due to inflation. Amazing shit must be survival by doing all sort of illegal activities in that context.

Also, you think social people are the ones who want to watch the world burn, since you say Sup Forums wants the same thing IN SPITE of being lonely sack of shit.

I do agree with you the issue is that people don't know how to take advantage of them. Why do you think Apple macs a shit load of money? they know they sell basically diamonds

I'ts not that I'm envoius, it's that I'm annoyed people don't take advantage of shit

nah, it's not my life, so I'm not mad. they just didn't belong together. Why should I hinder something and let them argue over petty bullshit?

>annoyed they don't take advantage of shit
i.e.
>I would treat that so much better/get more use out of it if it were mine
that's kinda what envy is user

>420
>lucky

OK maybe not EVERYONE is a millionare but at least we can teach them how to treat tech and shit better and how to use things to their advantages and at least find a way to make the world a better place. Don't you want this?

Alright, I forgot what the word meant then. But either way, you can't tell me that doesn't bother you at all. Most people get really nice cars and never go on long road trips, or use them for anything cool other than showing them off. Like the point of a woman wearing stupid jewlary. "IT'S PRETTY AND I SPENT 1200 ON IT AND IT DOES FUNCTIONALLY NOTHING FOR ME!"
same thing with a nice ass phone or computer people buy and do nothing but junk them up. Why allow retards to but them user?

really user? you're really asking why businesses let you give them money in exchange for goods or services without regard for how you'll use them? dude, you don't even have to have a drivers license to buy a car, sure you need one and insurance to get it tagged and shit in your name, but they'll sell it to you without caring about that

I know that too user. I'm just saying in general, it will always urk me one way or another and I know I'm not the only person on Sup Forums who thinks this too. I'm not saying we shouldn't sell things to people, but it would be nice to do so.

>make the world a better place. Don't you want this?
I honestly just want to watch the world burn.

Why user?

Nigga you dumb

Ur underage

I wish, I could fix my life before it happens. Sucks being 24.

Well, the world has no real meaning or value to me. I'm not deluded or gullible enough to believe in any ideology or tradition, and yet I feel the need for one in order to overcome the shallow materialism I see all around me.

People are generally either uninteresting plebs or interesting but insane with drives I can't experience because of what I said in the sentence above. And history is one fuckup after another, due to societies and cultures being formed by the same people being driven by things that are alien to me.

The only thing that keeps me going is some types of artistic expression and moments of ecstatic nihilism in which I experience complete freedom and detachment from the rest of the world.

In conclusion I guess I experience existence as flawed and since I'm not suicidal, the world has to burn.

Maybe life isn't for you then?

Get a job

>thinks that having a job means you have money and you can buy whatever you want
What's like living with your parents and you having spending money to not have to pay for your own shit like gas, electricity, food, water, and so on and MAYBE having 20 bucks at the end of the week?

Must feel good right? 10 an hour does not mean shit.

>liberal bullshit

All I see when I read that.

Get a better job or work more hours. Stop making excuses, you sound like a child

That's not an excuse you dumbass. That's not how the job world works AT ALL. Jesus, are you this fucking stupid? I wish it were that easy, I wish I could have a job where I can do this shit.

A friend of mine lives out in TX. He works at a 7/11 at 10h. At the same time he's worked in 2 weeks close to 100 hours. He is JUST making the bills. He hardly gets to do shit any more. All he does is get on facebook and chat with me at best. He lives with his boyfriend and 2 dogs. He's trying to make ends meet and it's still close to impossible. He tells me all the time that all his money goes towards bills. Yeah, OK cause getting more hours is good right?

Let me explain something, it's fucking hell right now finding a job for ANYONE. It took me close to a year to land the one I have now. do you understand how god damn hard it is? DO YOU? If you did, you'd sympathize with me and not call me a child. You have no real argument so therefore you use a copout. Prove me fucking wrong.

well he's a faggot. he deserves to die anyway.

>I care about someone's sexual orientation
why do you give a shit if someone is gay? How does it affect you? He is not hurting you at all. Or for that matter any other gay person. Including gay woman, but then again, you like gay woman but hate gay men. Hypocritical retard.

>mfw I'm NEET, live on my own and have spending money.

It took me a few months to find a job five years ago. It's not a good job, it's long hours and shit pay but I do what I have to do and don't complain like a little bitch. Now I'm sending out applications for engineering jobs that will actually pay because I'm almost done with my education. I worked hard and applied myself instead of complaining about how hard life is on the internet.

>live in the most heavily taxed country in europe
>barely got out of high school
>absolutely 0 experience
>spent the last 8 years 8 hours a day in front of a PC
>find an intern job for 6 months at shit pay, then full-pay job literally 1 month after i ended that
>still 20
You need to step up your game, or find a better way to manage your money.
I had 7000 bucks in my bank account by the time i was 17 and i never received an allowance

Feel lucky user

Good luck on that user. I hope it works out for you
It's not that I want to complain, it's that you guys brought it up, not me. Look who started this mess of jobs.
1. your words are null n void to me due to you living in another country. If you lived in America, you may say differently.

2. I have little exp behind me because when I was a teenager, no one thought it was a good idea to tell me "user! You should get a job!" cause then vs now, I admit, shit was handed to me easier. when I do have money, I pay for my own shit and treat it with care and so on.

Just feel lucky you got a head start on this. It means nothing to me cause I'm not you. I hope you do well later on in life as well.

>If you lived in America
Pic related.

Compare to this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Italy#Income_tax

The average annual income here is 16-19 thousands, so around 29-30% of income tax.

Heck user, maybe you're just shit with money or are just not good enough for the kind of job you are applying for, heck if i know.
What did you study in school?

I had basic highschool. Nothing special. I can't goto college cause it costs money. so nothing major. It sucks but I'll figure something out eventually. If I don't have something by time I'm 35, I may end up killing myself.

>basic highschool
Wait, the US doesn't have highschool specialized for this or that so that people can at least know a little bit about what they want to do next?
Geez.
What are you good at user? you must have some kind of skill or interest that might help you get a job.

I dunno user, I wasn't in a normal highschool

Music. That is my interest and hobby. I work in FL studio and try the best I can to make something good. I want to be a game music dev. If I can find an indie artist who needs music for a game, I would love to do it.

>common people are deluded idiots
>liberal bullshit
Yeah, that anti-democratic stance is liberal as fuck.

> greentext story

>Struggle with a shitty computer making EDM
heh
heheheheheh
hahahahahhaHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>All I know how to do is be an asshole and not be a good person at all

What's your lonely life like?
I'm guessing you're pretty beta aren't you

Not him but the only guidance I ever got in my high school (us) was a 1 hour career aptitude and interest test and my counselor pushing me to just apply to every college and pick one. Nothing about what I want to do. No direction whatsoever. 6 years later now I have 30 out of 60 credits required for a 2 year degree because the thing I chose ended up hating and dropping out 3 times. I can't afford to move anywhere for another school, but my pride of being in a upper middle class family keeps me from going to a tech or doing a trade. So yeah it's pretty fucked I guess. Just trying to finish my 2 year degree and get a guaranteed transfer to a school ill have to drive 45 minutes each way to get to every day 5 days a week which hopefully will have something I'm interested in and don't suck at. And I'm already 23, fml.

Are you really that autistic?

At least explain and not be a dumbass

Namefag

K

>complains about other people doing retarded shit with their pc
>makes EDM

W E W L A D

>faggot
Yeah I really have no sympathy for someone contributing to the progression towards another Weimar Republic

ok your point?

I have no idea what you just said.

Attention seeking on facebook & attemping to seek attention on soundcloud are equally redundant.

What are you even talking about?

Also not really, cause it's hard to get notice when no one knows you.

>>asks him if he wants me to show him how to work it
>help someone that didn't ask you for help
you are not very smart, are you?

Oh, that's right user, you don't know what it's like to be friendly or have friends do you at all user?

Sorry to break the illusion that your shitty life isn't your fault, but getting a decent job isn't that difficult in America. You and your friend are in the field of untrained labor, of course you'll make fuck all. A literal retard can do the same job as your friend. Did you go to college? Did you go to a trade school at least? Did you have any hobbies that count as skilled labor?

Subscribed OP! Hope to see more blog posts from you in the future! :D

Well duh, but then you have to remember that "America is meant to be the land of oppertunity" and we both know that's a lie. Managers look for a person in their 20's with 20 years of exp and so on. I can't goto college cause I don't have the money. I can't goto any sort of training cause oh right MONEY. How the fuck can I do ANYTHING like this if I don't have god damn money? Oh right I NEED A GOD DAMN JOB. but that's not what this thread is about. So stop derailing it and get the fuck on topic

>I'd rather be a smartass than post something funny
FFS user, don't be a jerk off

Trade schools in MA are mostly free if you get accepted (you almost always will), but that's for when you're choosing what highschool to go to. I guess what I'm saying is that you should have tried to learn something useful while you had the chance, in junior high and highschool. Now things are going to be much more difficult, since you have to support yourself.
Random suggestion; try working with a lathe. It's relaxing, cheap, and if you get decent with it, profitable.

>you don't know what it's like to be friendly or have friends

>being friendly to people that blame you for everything when their phones crash
>calling people, who care less about you than their phones, friends

i don't know what to reply to you anymore, so i hope this (You) is enough

>Junior High
I thought they stopped calling it that a long ass time ago and stuck to Middle school?

Aside from that, Yeah I know that too.
I'm legit thinking of cam whoring or being a "male escort" I'm the cute type, I can pull it off ...maybe...

why thank you user

you're a whiny bitch. america has plenty of opportunity especially if you're proficient with computers. Start coding faggot.

>I think I know what I'm talking about so I'm going to call him something
Don't assume shit, America is in a pretty shitty time right now and I'm not the only person I know in this situation who is trying to find a job with little to no luck.

Then go work at a construction site or something while you look for a better job, you're still a whiny bitch.

Explain how I'm a whiny bitch when all I'm doing is explaining shit.

2 weeks x 100 h x assuming 2 pay periods thats = 2000/month.
How the fuck is he spending that much on bills. Do fags love living beyond their means? What an asshole.

>wah wah it's hard to find a job that exactly caters to my liking so i have to work on some other shit for crap pay
yeah you're whining

no its not that simple, they take out taxes and shit, he said something like 91 hours last time, but he has some back bills to pay too.

What? No im not. I'm not saying anything at all like that. I'm saying that jobs in general you fucking retard. I have applied any where that is hiring. I'm not complaining on shit. I don't know where you got the notion I said any of that.

Guy sounds like a piece of shit lazy American. No wonder the Mexicans are taking all your uneducated jobs. I make just over 2k a month and I have a SHITLOAD of money in savings. Learn to live within your means you stupid fat Americans. I live in a much more expensive place than fucking buttfucker Texas too. Stop whining and try doing something with your life.

Man you're salty. Calm the fuck down dude.
Why are you so damn hateful? Do you need someone to talk to? If you want to let it out go for it but damn man, you don't have to be that mean.

I've been running the cheapest LG (Optimus 3) for like four years and it hasn't even failed once. You broke your friend's phone.

Yeah it's bullshit mate. Sorry sick of lazy people blaming everything else but themselves. I work my ass off at my job and I see so many people get hired and quit very quickly because the "job is too hard." And all these lazy fucks bumming around begging for handouts, it's out of control in this city.
All of your problems have one thing in common - you.

>mate
stop acting british muhammad

No, I can tell you that every LG I've ever owned has some issue with it.

My last phone constantly over heated and literally burned me, the phone before that constantly crashed. My mom got this LG smart TV and with in a week it crashed and we had to get a repair man to fix it. YEA OK LG IS GOOD you got your hands on a decent one

I'm not saying it's not true, but the amt of places I've applied for and gotten even the most of an interview was it. I don't know what I'm doing wrong or if they are looking for a dude like said 20 years exp in their 20s. It's retarded. I will keep applying and keep looking but I feel like I'm getting no where. I've even asked what was my problem. They wouldn't answer me on it. My old pool is looking for people and they wont answer me on it. I filled out an app, talked to someone, never got another call. I dunno what's going on with them.

>another weimar republic
holy shit you fuckers are like roaches

>being agitated at normies
I remember your thread arguing in favor of social media. You're one to talk, you big heap of rubbish.

Fucking normies

>Move out of home
>2 years past
>Sister insists on parents doing a garage sale
to get rid of "old junk"
>Sells my i7 920/GTX 460 rig and an old dual xeon blade for $20

>Living with two room mates
>Lifes going good
>Decide to head home for 2 weeks over christmas
>Get back
>My servers are offline
>Who turned them off?
>"Well user you were away what do you need them on for?"

I fucking pay the electricity and internet bill on my own, the fuck does it matter what I need them on for.

>Get home one evening
>One of my monitors are gone
>wtf
>"lol dude you have like 5 we just needed it to transfer some files off my laptop since the screen wont turn on"

Fucking FN + F5 the retard had pressed it and turned the screen off. Fucking fucking normies jesus christ I can't handle this.

I was arguging that it's not bad to use, it's how you use it and take advantage of which a lot of people do not know how to do. Keeping all your shit orgainzed in 1 area and being able to find what you need instead of going to 20 different sites is a bit easier

That's not the first time I've seen someone not know shit about their keyboards. FFS theres a little pic on it to show what you pressed

Who are you quoting?

>I've never read a green text story thread before