ITT: We all share the same computer

>ITT: We all share the same computer

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>installs gentoo

Which os?
>Arch

Fedora.

CentOS

I just fapped and some jizz shot onto the keyboard...

> set tumblr as the start page
> install elinks

>DBAN

Windows XP

>Drop it in a puddle

I ain't touching that shit, and after you clean it up you're banned from using it. And all that just because you couldn't refrain from touching yourself, you piece of utter shit, you.

>rm -rf

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lol the little bitch got what was coming for turning into a neckbeard

Nah I'm done with it. If you're going to ban me then you fucking clean it.

>doesn't specify a path
hi summer

Win10

rm -rf /*

Fuck outta here /fit/.

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Who fucking changed the wallpaper to degenerate anime shit?

[ end my suffering ]

Stop Downloading Porn From These Terrible Websites

Kali Linux
So we can hack stuff

>tfw it would be unusable because the OS would be changed every hour

Formatted and installed Windows Vista.

but that's not a macbook pro

Took the F, U, C, and K keys off the keyboard to be funny.

I formatted and installed Windows 8.1

I broke the control key off and the space key is really sticky. I also replaced the browser with Google Chrome with increased telemetry.

I downloaded McAfee Security, Nortel, AVG, "Fix Drivers.EXE" and "Download More RAM.EXE." Mysteriously, my computer is slower.

Put Steam on the computer

install bonzi buddy and AOL toolbar

I download more ram from downloadmoreram.com/
And changed the operating system to Solaris.
Changed the Wallpaper to pic related

Seconded

Can we please upgrade our 20GB hard drive?

>set the wallpaper to stretch

>picture is tiny

>muh pixels

Sorry guys, I accidentally formatted the whole drive when trying to install Hannah Montana Linux.

>"no, user, because installing new hardware will give you a virus"

I see someones been to /ptg/

This story is fake as shit but man.. I would've challenged my mom to hand-to-hand combat if she pulled some shit like that on me.

Hey bro XD how have your first 3 days on Sup Forums been? :p

But we have McAfee and Chrome! No viruses should be able to get in our PC.

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Thinkpad has drain holes, just rinse it under the sink. thoroughly

>TempleOS
Based

I'll just leave this here

Shit a nigger broke in and stole it

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ayOoOooOooOOOOoOOO hol up dwight boi wajew sai aboot me, nigga ima fuk u up
waddafak b wit dis shity azz cumpoota

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Shit! I deleted system32 again

You guys the /home folder is going to be encrypted, now lemme download my Chinese cartoons.

Mom! Stop posting those conspiracy articles on my facebook wall! Log off my account next time

WHO DELETED MY DEATH GRIPS ALBUMS

We need more Razer and Monster stickers Sup Forumsuise

You forgot Call of Duty Black Ops, NEFF and probably MLP stickers. You know, the general cancer.

hey, hey, let me show you something funny
*hangs over your shoulder and shakes the chair*

Alright who downloaded windows 10 and proceeded to view cp using tor....

This is why I'll never buy used laptops

Then we better install a hypervisor.

So, I heard that uTorrent is a realyl safe softwar fordownloading free stuff so i got it off of softpedia and now i have these viruses? was it because my son has been going to youtube? or was it redtube? idk halp

Who left their chinese cartoon porn on the Desktop again?

I left it for you
I thought you'd like it desu~

What the fuck is up with all this child pornography in the Download directory?

Looks like you just put us in a sticky situation

I don't own a T520 though, I own an X200 and a T420

>i will never cuddle up with yolandi and have her read me a bed time story then lull me to sleep with her soft voice


Why even live? ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-;

>hey could you pass me the laptop, bro?

Go wash your fucking hands faggot

boo that shit movie, boooo it

Who cares about the movie? I just want to cuddle with yolandi and have her act like my mommy

Kek

finger my anus first

Alright whose the faggot who failed to install gentoo

You fucking retard

>roommate have fingers like this
>he barely licks them
>types on my keyboard

How many toolbars should I install?
I'm thinking at least 3

Good thing there would be no friction from the keyboard keys. How nice and smooth would that be.

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I love how he's so insane that people think his comments are shooped.

dont touch my folder filled with akari

I'm deleting all your anime

SHIT GET ME THE MAGNET SOME ASSHOLE HERE LIKES CP

FUCK YOU JOSH WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE COMPUTER I CAN'T GET FALLOUT 4 TO WORK ON THIS "ARSE LUNIX" THING YOU INSTALLED

I'd like to interject for a moment. Whom you are referring to as Akari, is in fact Akarin, or as I've recently taken to calling Akaza Akarin. Akari is not her name on it's own, but rather another important component of a complete identity Blank Room/Akarin as defined by YRYR.

Many anime fans watch a certain character every day, without realizing her proper name. Though in a peculiar turn of events the version of Akarin which is widely know today is "Akari" and many of her fans are not aware that it is actually Akarin, sister of Akaza Akane.

There really is Akari and there are people who go by that name. But the person you are referring to is not.

Akari is just a short form: the name people gave her for their convenience. Akarin is normally found in empty pictures. She can only exist in context of her fellow schoolmates. All the so called Akari (or blank pictures) are actually pictures of Akarin

Akari -> Akarin is a nickname system, you fucking plebe.

this, I looked it up before I posted
fag

srs guys stop deleting my tor relay

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Ebin digits
Kek wills it, we must install toolbars

get the one that gives out free lobster dinners

Whose folder is this and why do you only keep one image in it?

>deleted

Why don't use shred?

Why is there a van parked outside with tinted windows?

>Not LFS
I am shaking

Can we have a separate terminal for each person?

... my head to be hones with you family.

What is this rp trash?