Sup Forums releases it's own cell phone. What are the required specs for phone built by Sup Forums?

Sup Forums releases it's own cell phone. What are the required specs for phone built by Sup Forums?

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It needs to be free.

It has a logo.

Eight SD card slots and fourteen removable batteries, if the constant shitposting in phone threads is anything to go by.

free as in freedom?

FLIP

Of course.

waifu hologram projection support

It's a wearable:

It looks like a sweater for your finger, you should use it on your index finger.

When you want to send a message, you keep it close to your mouth and say it, then you shove your finger up your ass, and open your mouth, so it can work as a satellite dish.

Needs to run Android, iOS, Windows and Linux without GPU simultaneously.

MORE FLOPS

Osx

It would have a large base of indian and arabic users that do free work for the mod community and Sup Forums would shit all over the fact that it has a large base of indian and arabic users

2 SD card slots
Dual boots one proprietary and one open source OS. Both are botnets but half of Sup Forums is convinced the open source OS is more secure.
Comes with a built in 2000 mAh reserve battery and a removable 10 000 mAh battery.
1 micro usb, 1 usb c, 1 lightening and 1 full size USB port.
6 inch 4k display on the front, e-ink display on the back with physical keyboard.
32bit/192khz DAC with 2 vacuum tubes sticking out the side.

>be me buy Sup Forums phone
>has gentoo on it
>into the trash is goes

>cup holder

Go with your mom, stop shitposting

ThinkPad smartphone

AES-256 crypto end-to-end. Why not start prototyping with LimeSDR project? They already have LTE and GSM applications working... not to mention GPS, Spectrum analyzer, Vector network analyzer, O-scope. 23 hrs left to get it funded...

Octa core 2 ghz armv7
3 gb ram
1080p
gentoo linux arm