Name a better programming language

Name a better programming language

Pro-tip: you can't

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Swift. That was easy.

>dynamically typed

kek, fine: Java.

...

it's worse than that. it's weakly dynamically duck typed

basically this picture sums up typing in python

I like python.

Just today I learned I can do this:

```
files = glob.glog('/some/path/*')
files = files.sort(key=os.path.getmtime)
```

And bam, files globbed and sorted by modification time.
So nice, so clean.

I love C, it was my first language.

I think I hate it nowadays mostly because most Java code I see is shit.

What the fuck is that?

>What the fuck is that?
lmgtfy.com/?q=swift&l=1

That pic would be better suited as the perfect definition of a deadlock.

Apart from that, I too hate weak type systems.

Not clicking that.

Either explain in your own words or fuck off.

>What the fuck is that?

Have you been living under a rock for the last couple years?

It's Apple's newest shiny turd of a language.

I work with what I need to work with to achieve what I need to achieve.

I don't read tech news.

>Apple

Right, now it makes sense why I don't know about it.

Elixir. BTFO.

Mumps

>too lazy to google anything
>even too lazy to click a fucking link
>telling others to fuck off
user, you're a piece of shit.

Most non-esoteric languages that after it.

Python is strongly typed.

files.sort sorts the original list and returns None. You want files.sorted

C > C++ > Lua > Python > ... > PHP > Java

clojure

(sort #(< (.lastModified %1) (.lastModified %2))
(file-seq (file "/some/path")))

Lol the Python example ITT had a bug in it...

You can tell people don't know what they're talking about when they say Python is weakly typed.

Ass-s-s-sembler!!!

I had to finally learn some simple Python for an internship that I'm doing, and man it is a comfy language.

My first language was Java, and I still really like it, but I hardly had to do any debugging of a script that I had to make.

Is this what it means when people say Python just werks?

C#

you mean assembly?

Please stop the language wars.

>the slowest and clunkiest language at runtime
>but syntax is easy and clean

It actually worked and became the most meme language in the Valley