I masturbate and watch porn all fucking day long, But my pc is positioned where I sit next to a fucking window. I dont want my neighbors watching me beat it to drawings of little girls.
I was just going to slap some limo tint on that shit, but they are double paned or something and that makes it explode.
I also thought about that shit they put on bathrooms, but that will make me look autistic.
Do you live in a minimum security prison? Is that a house?
Asher Kelly
I beat everyone that sees me to death with my meat
John Hall
I've filled the windows with concrete. Problem solved
Brayden White
curtains bro or blinds
blackout curtains are totally opaque
Connor Cooper
Walmart sells blinds
John Reyes
For real? You've never heard of these things?
Owen Robinson
I already have blinds and they are rubbish. They still let bright light through and glare. But don't let any dull light in.
John Bell
Well obviously the solution here is to stop masturbating
Christian Bennett
relocate your fapstation.
Camden Hughes
double layer solution you dumbo, blinds with thick black curtains inside.
Robert Clark
Black garbage bags and push pins. You probably already have them in your home.
Sebastian Smith
Just bought a house out in the middle of the fucking woods. No one else within a mile.
Feels good, man.
Brayden Perez
>I masturbate and watch porn all fucking day long, But my pc is positioned where I sit next to a fucking window. I dont want my neighbors watching me beat it to drawings of little girls. Have you never heard of curtains? Seriously, if you're to poor to afford new ones just go to your local Goodwill and get some bedsheets, you can even get ones with cute patterns if you want.
Mason Carter
No one around to hear your screams
Charles Perry
That's what guns and dogs are there to prevent. Besides, crime rate in NH is practically nonexistant. Because fucking everyone is armed.
Nathan Clark
>So what the fuck do you people do? Room darkening blinds, shades, garbage bag ductaped over the shades, dont put it under because youll look like the autistic shutin you are.
Lincoln Martinez
joseph smith, is that you?
Asher Clark
It's an average modern American home, so it doubles as both.
Landon Martin
If you don't have blinds and can't be fucked to go out and buy some, take a blanket and some thumbtacks and use the thumbtacks to hold the blanket over the door.
Justin Torres
Just hang something like pic related in front of the window.
Is this a meme post or something? Do Americans really not have these?
Jacob Gray
>Cardboard >Packaging Tape
Blake Torres
'murikans really don't have these. I shit you not.
Joseph Collins
>shades, >garbage bag ductaped over the shades, So, instead of looking like an autistic shut-in, he'll look like a weed farmer?
Jaxson Price
Nice cuckshed Sven
Luke Johnson
Did you try not being a stupid weaboo pedophile?
Samuel Rogers
no, i haven't tried leaving Sup Forums
Kayden Powell
You're a lost cause if you think Sup Forums = weaboo. kys.
Logan Morales
Fellow aussie here. Working in the mines taught me that the guys who hire us don't give a fuck about us. Our accommodation didnt have tinting our curtains or anything, What you should do OP is with a wet sponge or rag lightly wipe your windows with water and immediately apply aluminum foil sheet on the window. What it does is reflects the heat out, Its pretty much pitch black if you cover the whole window so no one can see thru it. Also bonus Sup Forums points to keeping normies away and prevents radio waves from coming in the windows so no aliens or nsa.
Jose Lewis
Use your phone/tablet/laptop and fap in bed.
Christopher Price
>leave house to go shopping >remember that I left the loli furry guro rape porn I was fapping to open >my office has a huge window so you can clearly see the monitor if my curtains are open >come home to a cop trying to explain to a very distressed old woman that "something like that is not illegal m'am" >I'm not a beta faggot so I greet them before I enter my house >my boyfriend tells me what happened >"I know darling" >keking like crazy for the rest of the day
Camden Morales
> I was just going to slap some limo tint on that shit Have you ever heard about curtains?
Parker King
> That's what guns and dogs are there to prevent How those can prevent a heart atack or you death in a fire?
John Wood
>things that never happened
Nathaniel Baker
Stupid weaboo, kys.
Jaxon Phillips
Have you never watched Lassie?
Sebastian Turner
No, it's Bringem Young lolol
Carson Turner
Wait americans really do not have blinds? After microwaving they water and not using kettles this is the most retarded thing I heard.
Matthew Johnson
>Americans >Blinds
L M A O
Tyler Allen
>After microwaving they water and not using kettles I have never seen anyone do that
Asher Moore
these are called storm shutters in america I beleive. I grew up in a house with these. my family is Polish. so idk if my parents installed them, but i assume so. No, these aren't regular in america.
Leo Brooks
You guys are forgetting the simplest way around this issue. Live somewhere without neighbors.
Ayden Anderson
>double paned or something and that makes it explode
I live in Florida and all my home's windows are double pane insulated and tinted with silver backing with under 50% heat absorption tint. You can't see anything unless you walk up to the window and cup your hands together to stare in.
Dogs can still see in though.
Jace Flores
>european roller blinds more like rest of the world roller blinds murrika is the only place i've been to that doesn't have them and i've been to 4 continents
Camden Rodriguez
I have those in the states. They're called shutters here. Blinds refer to inside shades in America.
Aiden Richardson
How is a dog going to use a gun?
David Rodriguez
YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Nathaniel Bennett
Get some black, blackout curtains, and put good wooden blinds up.
Or alternatively trashbags and ductape to seal around the edges so light doesn't leak in.
Daniel Baker
Wtf
Easton Torres
Completely unnecessary
Samuel Hernandez
My uncle had remote control hurricane shutters which appear to be something similar.
Sebastian Price
Curtains.
Gabriel Cooper
Nigga have you never heard of blinds? Why do you not have them? (Cool looking house though)