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Oh shit waddup Sup Forums,

I masturbate and watch porn all fucking day long, But my pc is positioned where I sit next to a fucking window. I dont want my neighbors watching me beat it to drawings of little girls.

I was just going to slap some limo tint on that shit, but they are double paned or something and that makes it explode.

I also thought about that shit they put on bathrooms, but that will make me look autistic.

So what the fuck do you people do?

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>Neighbor prevention isnt technology

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Do you live in a minimum security prison?
Is that a house?

I beat everyone that sees me to death with my meat

I've filled the windows with concrete. Problem solved

curtains bro
or blinds

blackout curtains are totally opaque

Walmart sells blinds

For real? You've never heard of these things?

I already have blinds and they are rubbish. They still let bright light through and glare. But don't let any dull light in.

Well obviously the solution here is to stop masturbating

relocate your fapstation.

double layer solution you dumbo, blinds with thick black curtains inside.

Black garbage bags and push pins. You probably already have them in your home.

Just bought a house out in the middle of the fucking woods. No one else within a mile.

Feels good, man.

>I masturbate and watch porn all fucking day long, But my pc is positioned where I sit next to a fucking window. I dont want my neighbors watching me beat it to drawings of little girls.
Have you never heard of curtains? Seriously, if you're to poor to afford new ones just go to your local Goodwill and get some bedsheets, you can even get ones with cute patterns if you want.

No one around to hear your screams

That's what guns and dogs are there to prevent. Besides, crime rate in NH is practically nonexistant. Because fucking everyone is armed.

>So what the fuck do you people do?
Room darkening blinds,
shades,
garbage bag ductaped over the shades, dont put it under because youll look like the autistic shutin you are.

joseph smith, is that you?

It's an average modern American home, so it doubles as both.

If you don't have blinds and can't be fucked to go out and buy some, take a blanket and some thumbtacks and use the thumbtacks to hold the blanket over the door.

Just hang something like pic related in front of the window.

...

That's because Americans can't make blinds.
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Reposition your pc, what the fuck man?

Is this a meme post or something? Do Americans really not have these?

>Cardboard
>Packaging Tape

'murikans really don't have these. I shit you not.

>shades,
>garbage bag ductaped over the shades,
So, instead of looking like an autistic shut-in, he'll look like a weed farmer?

Nice cuckshed Sven

Did you try not being a stupid weaboo pedophile?

no, i haven't tried leaving Sup Forums

You're a lost cause if you think Sup Forums = weaboo.
kys.

Fellow aussie here.
Working in the mines taught me that the guys who hire us don't give a fuck about us. Our accommodation didnt have tinting our curtains or anything,
What you should do OP is with a wet sponge or rag lightly wipe your windows with water and immediately apply aluminum foil sheet on the window. What it does is reflects the heat out, Its pretty much pitch black if you cover the whole window so no one can see thru it. Also bonus Sup Forums points to keeping normies away and prevents radio waves from coming in the windows so no aliens or nsa.

Use your phone/tablet/laptop and fap in bed.

>leave house to go shopping
>remember that I left the loli furry guro rape porn I was fapping to open
>my office has a huge window so you can clearly see the monitor if my curtains are open
>come home to a cop trying to explain to a very distressed old woman that "something like that is not illegal m'am"
>I'm not a beta faggot so I greet them before I enter my house
>my boyfriend tells me what happened
>"I know darling"
>keking like crazy for the rest of the day

> I was just going to slap some limo tint on that shit
Have you ever heard about curtains?

> That's what guns and dogs are there to prevent
How those can prevent a heart atack or you death in a fire?

>things that never happened

Stupid weaboo, kys.

Have you never watched Lassie?

No, it's Bringem Young lolol

Wait americans really do not have blinds? After microwaving they water and not using kettles this is the most retarded thing I heard.

>Americans
>Blinds

L M A O

>After microwaving they water and not using kettles
I have never seen anyone do that

these are called storm shutters in america I beleive. I grew up in a house with these. my family is Polish. so idk if my parents installed them, but i assume so. No, these aren't regular in america.

You guys are forgetting the simplest way around this issue. Live somewhere without neighbors.

>double paned or something and that makes it explode

I live in Florida and all my home's windows are double pane insulated and tinted with silver backing with under 50% heat absorption tint. You can't see anything unless you walk up to the window and cup your hands together to stare in.

Dogs can still see in though.

>european roller blinds
more like rest of the world roller blinds
murrika is the only place i've been to that doesn't have them and i've been to 4 continents

I have those in the states. They're called shutters here. Blinds refer to inside shades in America.

How is a dog going to use a gun?

YOU JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Get some black, blackout curtains, and put good wooden blinds up.


Or alternatively trashbags and ductape to seal around the edges so light doesn't leak in.

Wtf

Completely unnecessary

My uncle had remote control hurricane shutters which appear to be something similar.

Curtains.

Nigga have you never heard of blinds? Why do you not have them? (Cool looking house though)