Hi Sup Forums

hi Sup Forums

conundrum here.

I'm an it guy and a customer brought in their machine to be worked on. Turns out they left their bitcoin wallet open. Over 100 bitcoins in it.

wat do

depends on your skin tone

Spend one, and only one.

brb gonna buy a few ounces on alphabay

Steal them you fucking retard.

Well obviously that's what I want to do but I need to tumble them or figure out a way to transmit the transaction after the laptop is out of my hands..

can i snag the wallet file and open it somewhere else and leave a copy on his machine so all seems good?

buttcoin noob

Depends. Do you happen to have a burning desire to go to jail?

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>Going to jail for stealing something which doesn't exist in the eyes of the law.
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Bitcoin does "exist" in the eyes of the law. This isn't 2009, there have already been plenty of cases involving bitcoin being treated as a real asset. You steal $1000 worth of bitcoin and it's just as bad as stealing $1000 in cash.

also i'm white so i'm not goin to jail anyways

just pinch the private key you dork

OP just steal the bitcoins and then plant child porn on their computer and report them to the police. They will be out of your hair and the bitcoins will be yours b

They would have to prove you transfered coins to yourself. The evidence would be the wallet it was sent to. If they cannot trace that wallet back to you then you are kosher.

Take the private key
Wait a week or so
Use a tumbler to send them to yourself (grams one is probably the best)
Enjoy

Do not steal them before you give it back or it's obvious it was you.

People who think that this dude won't trace the theft directly back to OP are delusional. How else would they get stolen?

How's he gonna prove it was OP?

Stop stealing stuff, OP.

He won't be able to. But how will OP react when this dude comes banging on the door with his gun? Or even worse, a knife.

well thankfully i am amerifat and carry my own just about all the time

This. If they have 100 of them, they probably aren't going anywhere, grab the private keys or mnemonic and wait a month or two, then empty them out.

Your life worth 60 thousand, cracker?

You guys are idiots and making this way harder than it needs to be.

OP - Depending on what the issue with the computer is, can you claim you needed to reformat the pc?

he is obviously waiting for you to steal it, dumbass