Haven't recieved a single notification on my smart phone in over a week

>haven't recieved a single notification on my smart phone in over a week
Idk why I even bought one.

why do neets even buy phones?
they have nowhere to be, no responsibilities and nobody who wants to talk to them.

you can do so much on your smartphone other than receive notifications

you can post on Sup Forums, read doujins, watch hentai, browse hentai forums, download hentai images for later viewing, etc

But I never leave the house so I can do that at home

>Download free game
>Open once
>Close it
>Don't open it ever again
>Wait for notification
gg

>But I never leave the house so I can do that at home
now you can do it in the shower
you can do it in bed
you can do it under your blankets
you can do it while talking with your parents
you can do it while watching TV with your sister
you can do it while eating breakfast

imagine all the possibilities of the smaller form factor user

I can do all of those with my laptop

>social media applications were shutdown on my blackberry with the most recent "updates" completely removing them
>i didn't update
>still getting those sweet fb/twitter notifications on my non-botnet applications

Tasker + autoremote
Eventghost + autoremote

no you can't

my parents would suspect something if I was watching hentai on my laptop while eating dinner with them but it looks pretty normal to read doujinshi on my phone while eating dinner

it looks just like I am glancing down at my phone looking up nutrition facts about our meal or something

Yes I can. You can't

I have a hexchat addon that sends alerts to autoremote.

>Recieve 6000 notifications every day
>10-30 from the calender
>about 5000 emails
>get 2 phone calls begging for free work
>30 messages about guys asking for the D.

I envy you life user.

>it looks just like I am glancing down at my phone looking up nutrition facts about our meal or something

Posts like this make me glad I wasn't born autistic.

Get facebook group friends or steam friends.

If you are a neet forgett about having friends in real life.

Or maybe school friends.

Are you a girl?

>people complain about "burning out from social media"
>people turn their phones off when they get home because they're so overloaded from notifications

i'll never know this feel

>it looks pretty normal
>to read
>on my phone
>while eating dinner
no it doesn't you virgin

>Implying that the feel everyone has forgotten about you feels bad
>No pretending to be social
>Spend more time with my Sup Forums homosexual buddies
>PC, eat, PC , eat, PC sleep
FeelsStallMan.jpg

Hell no, I'm a dude and I'm Bi.

My $700 phone is an .mp3 player.

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

I have one so I can read Sup Forums threads in bed and so my mom can call me and ask if I want anything at the store.

Do you ask her to get you sushi

This, plus GBA emulator and perv camera

>a week
LMAO try one year.

why would a fat fuck neet look up nutrition facts? also how shit do your parents have to be to let you use a phone during dinner?

>closeted homosexual
ftfy

so I can call my mom to pick me up when I'm doing spending her money

Consider yourself lucky.
Here's what happens when I make any social media post (several hundred thousand followers)

No where near as comfortable as the phone

Why lie on the internet?

This. I post on Sup Forums from my smartphone in bed. It's more cozy than my laptop. I'm in bed now as I type this on my smartphone.

Typing on a phone is bad!
Typing on a laptop is a lot less bad.

Sent from my Alienware Bedposter

>Bi
Nice try faggot. There is gay or gay not, there is no bi.

Exactly this

Plus its easier to masturbate with a phone

My butthole isn't trained enough for a phone. I usually max out at lint roller handle

what a strange thing to masturbate anally with

How else can you masturbate with a phone or laptop?

But I like being fucked in the ass while fucking bitches.

>Using a phone to masturbate

Why would anyone masturbate on a small screen? Mouse + Hand is the way to go, senpai.

I sometimes fantasize of fucking an exact clone of myself in the ass

>make a Facebook
>always hear about how Facebook friends are fake friends and how people will accept almost any friend request
>send a friend request to a bunch of acquaintances
>3 days and still nobody has accepted

Just end me already.

are you ugly?

N-no

that might be the cause. they may think you're just a creepy dude

Testing hypothesis

>tfw I've been texting the same 2 people on and off for almost 2 years. Never hangout with those same 2 people irl.

the face

>in the shower

>also how shit do your parents have to be to let you use a phone during dinner?
what the fuck are they gonna do user? I am an adult, they can't control my anymore, I do whatever the fuck I want