Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest...

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
More sharks coming in user buys tons of stuff for 30$ More shark benchmarks Anone stats to like his zikons more Toy store user buys tons of shit form china More vapes come in

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world.taobao.com/item/527747559123.htm
gearbest.com/temperature-instruments/pp_218366.html
gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html
gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_328356.html
gearbest.com/home-smart-improvements/pp_264123.html
banggood.com/ThorFire-C8s-Upgrade-CREE-XM-L2-900LM-5Modes-Cycling-Outdoor-LED-Flashlight-p-1047993.html
soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for dinosaurs

I ate my dogs poo once

Hey, what do we have here ?
Could it be two never seen before products ?

Well, yes it is !

Thats a big dildo user. Are you sure it will fit?

fuck off, commie shill

I bought that 15usd Chinese backpack that's linked here a bunch, it's kind of small and not made for grocery shopping, it's nowhere near my old 32 liter backpack. Is there a setting I overlooked, a secret compartment, a hidden limiting strap?

www.aliexpress.com/item/Blackview-A5/32681618422.html

and

www.aliexpress.com/item/nice-tent/32668892401.html

I'm such a huge faggot that it would fit but it's not a dildo, it's a tent.

Nice Thread name you dumb fuckface.

I remember back in like 2005 my first post

>phone
Packaging nice, 0.7A charger, cable, in-ear that I won't even try, nice clear silicone skin.
The phone is nice, snappy. Screen is OK, everything werks (Wifi, 3G, GPS, screen rotation), phone is low tier but better than potato. Sound is low quality but workable.
Android is 6.0, little to no bloatware (and removable), international ROM.
Will see about battery but honestly, it's awesome value !

>Mediashit 1gb ram 2000mAh
what the fuck are you doing?

How do you guys feel about Beats replicas?

>Beats
Probably as good as the originals, which is still shit.

Fake common projects came in today (from taobao) along with a few other things. Fit well.

42€ and will be plenty enough for my mom
Potato picture

fuccboi

why buy a replica of a shitty pair of cans in the first place? just get some superlux or takstar headphones for insane price to quality ratio

They may sound better than the originals

Getting dogshit for your mother. What a ungrateful pos are you.

More pics and a link please TY.

w2c nigga

A dude I know got beats fakes with neato wooden case for 40€ and they sound better.

How will Brexit affect my ability in the UK to get chinkshit? Am I fucked lads?

Right now? Yes. In a few days? No.

>Tent
Very nice. Advertised at 1.8kg, is 2.0kg, acceptable.
fabric is nice and waterproof (I tested), though at this weight, it's very thin.
Build quality is very good, I look forward to test it in real conditions.

Note : It's packed very tight, be careful opening it. It poped on my blade and now there is a cut in it, I'll have to repair it. Fuck me.

Because I'm a fucking faggot and even though I know they're a meme I wanted to buy them. Plus they genuinely sound pretty good.

>It poped on my blade
*it pooped on my bladder

She has a nokia dumbphone, no big budget, doesn't like touchscreens and a bad habit of breaking electronic devices but still want a smartphone.
A 42€ shitphone will do for now.

too soon.

Get her a semi decent phone with a sturdy case

>thread title is in the name section
>sparse news section
>no mention of /csg/ radio
>no link to the previous thread
>spelling errors all over the OP
>all the news stories are things only total newfags would find interesting

RIP /csg/

Does anyone have experience with those shark cards?

Honestly this phone is decent, everything is OK, the only question remaining is the battery life.

More than just a meme, they're great for the money.

Thats what I've read too. Got a couple of 64gb ones coming in the mail.

Did she touch your special place or something? It's a all around crippled phone. Keep trying to justify this to yourself. Be a bit more grateful and buy here a at least a z5c or iPhone SE.

>/csg/ radio
Who thought that faggotry would be a good idea?

shut up, it was cool

>bitter butthurt parasite still mad

What are some FUN things to buy?

parasite?
still?

/csg/ newfags can't into this

Is there a recommended site for making custom titpads?

I have the phone in my hand and honestly, I'm amazed by the value.
It's fully usable, no more no less. Don't expect to enjoy listening music on it, don't expect to take amazing photos, don't expect it to last several days on battery. Other than that, it runs android 6.0, apps work, screen is good, build quality is good.
What is your problem ?

audible laugh / 10

This is the specific one I used.
world.taobao.com/item/527747559123.htm

You can find others if you just search 小白鞋 on taobao (it just means any generic white sneakers).

I asked the seller if he could produce one without the gold text, and he replied instantly asking for my size and saying he'll check with the supplier.

Gearbest started giving me 40 points now for reviews with pictures

How?

Did you have to message the seller in chinkspeak or did he understand English?

I speak Chinese, so I wrote to him in Chinese. Google Translate should work fine. The good thing about TaoBao is the quick response time the chat has and the ability to customize your stuff.

Got my IR thermometer today, been measuring the SHIT out of some temperatures

Build is good, has an illuminated display for those times when you have measure temperatures in the dark, you can toggle between C/F, you can toggle the laser on or off.

If you have a need of measuring the temperature of surfaces without touching them then this is a big product 4 u

Link?

gearbest.com/temperature-instruments/pp_218366.html

Thanks!

Is it accurate?

...

It tallies with a couple of other thermometers I have but they're chinese shit too

What are the good chinaphones to look at that works with T-Mobile 4G in clapistan?

w-what...

Do you think attractive people like that look weird to chinks? Like what is handsome to them?

Is it having the biggest collection of chink produced garbage?

Do chinks even reproduce sexually?

Thinking with logographs can really fuck a man up.

is that Gerard Butler? do you think we should tell him he's in an advertisement for low-cost Chinese baby monitor cameras?

cheapest place for 64gb sharks?

Check alli and gearbest. The price changes daily.

no regrets

the microphone shows up to me for 3.23,did you use a coupon or something?

Got my Zircons today. Any anons who use foam tips with them wanna share if there is a decrease in sound quality, the tips they came with are too big for my left ear canal.
Should I buy the Xiaomi hybrid are they good?

nope, nothing
btw, check here: gearbest.com/other-musical-instruments/pp_355850.html

people use different sizes for each ear?

The hybrids are really good.

thanks user i was on ali my bad

for some reason my left ear canal is tiny and the only good thing that comes from it is that I never have to clean it, but I've never had in-ears that fit they usually pop out in under 5 min. The right canal is normal and takes any size.
Bonus pic of the package the Zircons arrived in from aliexpress

Got a VR set for $25.

For mostly porn/anime while I'm in bed.


>gearbest.com/virtual-reality/pp_328356.html

Hopefully its usable enough for my $25.

im waiting on my zircons too,dumbass /csg/ decided they are garbage a week after i ordered.

what do you think of them?

>dumbass /csg/ decided they are garbage
Yeah, no, don't listen to them.

Do we have someone who bought the Netac P500 64/128GB to make a useful chinky comparison to stick it on the wiki?
Or even the MIXZA TOHAOLL Colorful Series...

Xiaomi shoes?

only wonk-eared mutants

I got the some one. It became utterly inaccurate after six months.

oh no

please dont be rude.

They look nothing like the Xiaomi shoes
gearbest.com/home-smart-improvements/pp_264123.html

...

Owned both.
Hybrids are better. I'm waiting for the Joyroom E103 to make a definitive comparison.

do you guys utilize coupons and discounts in other avenues in life?like food,clothing,or going out?

>going out

those are words I haven't heard in a while

No

My Mom uses them when she buys me tendies though.

nah bro don't go crushing my temperature acquisition dreams there mate

I can't say yet since the 3.5 on my HTC is dead, but once I get home I'll see what they can do. I got them for the bass since I plan on blasting some drum and bass in my skull and my k271 are too light on the bass

Where can i get cheap chink usb chargeable lighter kinda tech related. Delivery to the uk aswel

Looks fucking awesome

just type chargeable lighter in aliexpress,how lazy can you be

10/10

Anybody get any Chink speakers? Need some for my new PC.

Cheap lepy amp + bookshelf speakers from Goodwill.

Anyone got any info on the Thorfire c8s? I'm looking for a light with a lot of throw and it seems to fit the bill.

banggood.com/ThorFire-C8s-Upgrade-CREE-XM-L2-900LM-5Modes-Cycling-Outdoor-LED-Flashlight-p-1047993.html

If no one here has any experience I'll order it with my next paycheck and see how it does.

Comfy Reviews user here, thanks to everyone who listened to the radio show/podcast last night. I was so nervous about it I was drenched in sweat by the end but I think we did okay considering it was thrown together last minute. We've uploaded the first episode on Soundcloud here:

soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio

We've decided on a rotating cast and next week Awful Reviews will host episode 2 with his own panel. The podcast should be every Thursday night, but if plans change, someone will post to let you all know.

Thanks again for listening and we'll be back next week!