ITT: Use less than 25 words to tell me about your killer app idea

ITT: Use less than 25 words to tell me about your killer app idea.

Remove kebab.

Doesn't work.

Weather app

accelerometer-based virtual razor blade that fills the screen with blood when you move your phone across your wrist

Uber, but for contract killing.

...

Like Rumblr, but for dating.

CryptoLocker 2016 Pro Edition

Kickstarter, but for porn. Users submit or vote on specific ideas for videos/shows, and the best ones get crowdfunded to be made by other users/producers.

>sharing my billions worth ideas with op. Ill show you after I learn cpython

>27 words
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Bot that automatically spams popular social media and vietnamese cartoon boards and asks user for killer app ideas.

An app that scans for these threads and sends a patent application for each post. That way you don't have to do it manually each time. I bet it will eventually save OP years of his time.

An app that immediately reports this thread and bans the user from programing in any single country so that we don't have to deal with this shit.

A cellular automata-like multiplayer game played on a 10000000000 x 10000000000 pixel grid.

I'd fund this

so, what's your weird niche fetish?

Fake messaging app with hidden camera.

uber for rickshaws

Uber for getaway cars

Grindr, for pets.

>post image of dog
>people come round to fuck it.

Grinder for cucks

Faggot detector for OPs

I can tell you right now and you will be very surprised that my idea is very good and it will blow you completely away.

Uber for grindr

grindr, except for Animes

a website/app that indixes all games and their capabilities and tells you what games you should play. co-optimus a shit.

That color looks god awful

A purely vocal interface to cleverbot, accessed through an old phone handset.

Pls make this

This is actually pretty good idea
Every dog "heat" season I have to set up a dog date for our family dog, it would be pretty convenient if I could have a website or application for it

VIRTUAL
REALITY
WAIFU
SIMULATOR

An app that searches for the word "app" and replaces it with the proper term.

That's an american sized controller action right there

Best idea ever.

Yes please.

Giant dragon dildos

Bar tabs linked to your bank account.

user, i...

MUNCHIES

An app that locates the nearest, open fast food resurant and sets your Google Map route to it automatically. In one button press.

Clover fork with watch list synchronisation with all browsers, and notifications when mentioned in a watched thread and when your thread hits auto-sage.

Auto-Cuck

Create a profile on your wife, post a picture, then black users in the area can browse and accept for a "visit." With auto-scheduling functionality.

medium-kek

and a triple double

FOSS dragon dildos.

A decently running Minesweeper for phones.

Nice meme

Tinder but in reverse: you match based on interests/personality profile, and THEN it shows you pictures of the person; if you accept after that you can message

github but anonymous

but no one would use it. people want streaks

Tells you why the flags are half mast

So it will be like every dating site out there?

underrated, except should have been "can't"

Dieting app that plans your meals.
Uses estimated calorie plan to suggest foods.
Revenue come from selling suggestions.

An app that makes the OP stop sucking cocks.
A man can only dream.

Fartbook. It's like facebook - but for farts.

It's not a site, it's an app
And it has the tinder matching thing but with words and tags instead of pictures

So... it's like every dating site that has an app? Fill in a profile, get suggested X people a day and mark them as a yes or a no.

Dirty fuckin dangles, boys

TITS!

an app that simulates a girlfriend

Kickstarter where? Just make sure to add VR support.

An app that let's muslims connect from around the world, Quarnbook.

Find hot local anime dickgirls who want to receive the dick, locally and without any strings attached

Virtual Reality Hentai

Already exists

netflix, but for porn. also with chromecast support.

something like videobox?

You should make a kickstarter

how does this not exist

What are (((you))) gonna do with these ideas goy?

Sounds pretty cool m8
would attempt to make such thing but sadly I cannot into parallel stuff at all

A app that lets you control or turn your wifi off

A social network but for people who hate things.

Instead of a like button there's an unlike button, and things with least unlikes are the best.

Instead of views you have unviews, it counts backwards based on the human population on the planet, with some normalization over multiple views from a user who cannot be identified.

Instead of followers you have haters, everyone but the haters get your posts.

Decentralized computation.

Waifu simulator with vr support

A Sup Forums based forum but with structured posts, like a tree. A "branch" starts without any replies and if someone reply to it, the branch grows and so and on.

KEK, would install

An app that allows you to instantly and painlessly kill yourself.

>Plebbit

Sup Forums is less moderated
Honestly I don't know what was I thinking.
Probably like that site but without all that bull shit bloat

Pizza 16GiB RAM meme posting Maki because Maki is technology Windows 10 botnet Android iOS AMD Nvidia video games are technology ThinkPads Linux Reddit shitposting

You mean literally every other git repository hosting website/platform. You're an idiot. You most likely think that git is github.

I would donate.

i present you with this

As far as I know they all save the user.name and user.email of the commit. Unless you make up a new name and email each commit anyone can see all your commits in public repositories.

Anyway I looked around and such a thing (Gitmask) already exists.

>let's ignore those two huge suspicious holes, suspicious projections

Face recognition porn search.
Take your currently stalking facebook image, search and fap away.

I LIKE IT! I LIKE YOU!

tinder for prostitutes

*An app that bans stupid NEET tripfags who try so hard to be noticed

why not build it?

Sup Forums threads are pretty much graphs, I tried making a different view for Sup Forums once, got the data structures and everything right, but couldn't ge the css to work correctly :/

Fucking gliders everywhere

What a shame

no... you don't unders-

>this guy

It does nothing, successfully.

... GitLab

Already exists: Gogofantasy.

Already exists: threading. Examples: Slashdot. Reddit.

Already exists: The Thanatron, invented by the late Dr. Kevorkian.

Literally the singularity.

A collective centaur (look it up pleb) super-intelligence built using a singleton generalized asynchronous organically structured infinite dimensional recursive vector distribution graph.

dickpic rate app. like facemash just for dicks.

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