/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_Shit_General

>News
• Chink Shit Gen Anons start up a experimental podcast discussing the latest in chink products, listen back to its first episode here:
soundcloud.com/chineseshoppingradio/chinese-shopping-radio-episode-1
mixlr.com/chineseshoppingcast/

• user gets his Redmeme Note 3 to work in the US. • Dumb frogposter gets awfully upset because he can't buy a quadcopter. • /csg/'s ancestor visits us. • user satisfied with his Redmeme Note 3 Pro case. • user pleased with his clip on sunglasses. • user fell for the Gearbest meme and seems to be feeling bad about it. • user's wife's tablet gets screwed up. • Now even chink laptops come with a FullHD screen. • user reviews an Air Mouse for his Android TV Box and gets dubs. • user falls deeper into the rabbit hole. • user gets a new mouth fedora and reviews it. • user apparently gets chinked even before his order arrives. • user buys some cancer stones and gets dubs (twice). • user gets some packages and trips. It's an unimportant bird and a big Mitu plush. • user posts some key lewds. • user makes Cathy smile from beyond the grave. • user dies trying to tell us about his new watch straps. Rip in peace. • Our normal OP suffers the same fate. Previous Thread

Other urls found in this thread:

gearbest.com/fishing-gear/pp_4145.html
en.miui.com/thread-235865-1-1.html
gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_359129.html
gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html
gearbest.com/massage-relaxation/pp_375770.html
aliexpress.com/item/6500LM-CREE-Q5-LED-Spiked-Mace-Baseball-Bat-Long-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-3-Mode/32297554452.html
kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=600624
gsmarena.com/oneplus_3-review-1455.php
gearbest.com/shirts/pp_337310.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308841.html
aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Top-Selling-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Pussy-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Vagina-Real-Pussy-Pocket/32606266502.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Hello

3rd for chink quality bait

gearbest.com/fishing-gear/pp_4145.html

What the fuck!

I been avoiding taxes while using DHL thanks to Gearbest declaring everything at 50% of the value, but my last 3 DHL packages came with the real value declared and I had to pay taxes on the 3 packages.

Anyone that ordered in the last week using DHL shipping got the real value also declared? if they have stopped declaring 50% of the value, this is a said day for chink shopping.

4th for
>3rd

Continuing conversation about multitools from I've never seen any Chinese SAKs that weren't inferior to the originals, but I have seen plenty that are still totally fine and useable. The differences are minor like tools being slightly harder/slower to get out, backwards placement of keychain rings, and greatly inferior files compared to a real VIctorinox, but for most people it's not that much of a problem. It is weird that there don't seem to be any really good, really close (or superior) Chinese copies of that style of multitool though.

Write a 1 star review and get the guy fired, stupid fucks...

The news is very handy.

Don't use DHL, use Bpost or PostNL instead.

Anyone got a link for the huge MITU?

I did. They said:
As the delivery information is not normal, we will contact the shipping agents soon. As soon as they give us a reply, we will contact you.
So could you please be patient and wait for 5-7 business days?
We really appreciate your understanding.

Meanwhile some jerk in the Czech Republic is enjoying my stuff in the past!

I don't like waiting for my shit, I want it 3 days after I paid for it.

>wiki address in the OP has "Chink_Shit_General"
>actual address is "Chink_shit_general"
my autism

I'd also like to know

I don't know where moms gets em but w e store food n shit in those tsa bags too

eBay. Just search "TSA confiscated knife"

The sellers sell them in lots of usually 20 or 40, and proper name brands they clean up and sell individually for sometimes as little as half the price of a new one, although also you can see name brands in lots all by themselves.

OP here.

Still nothing, I don't have a PSU tester on me to test it with.. I actually bought one years back off DealExtreme and it started spewing black plumes of black smoke so I hadn't bought one since simply because I didn't have a use for it since my shit just worked. What do?

you can test the PSU yourself without fancy tools

Unplug everything and start again. It's possible to put the CPU power cable in wrong.
Check ram is seated properly- reseat that shit.
Also standoffs

>Trying to update RN3P to global rom
>Can't verify update package

You told me I didn't need an unlock code for the global rom
Do I have to update the chinese it's on first?

you can hotwire your psu by connecting the green lead to a black one

Stop shitting up the thread
>>>/sqt/

You need to flash developer rom first.

You have a vendor ROM, you need to flash using Fastboot mode.

Here is a guide of how to do it it looks long because that nigga included an image for every single meaningless step: en.miui.com/thread-235865-1-1.html

No you don't.

>muh shark

gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_359129.html
Anyone bought this and has an opinion on it ?
It's dirt cheap

32gb you chinkd yourself

Are these a meme?
has anybody else bought one of these?

gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html

bought it for my xduoo x2, it only takes cards up to 32gb

Are you a trap?

no, why would you think that

I have one and I love it.

Everyone that I show it to wants one.

looks like someone forgot to blur his fingerprints

>tfw no qt trap bf to share your chinkshit with

they all died of butt cancer from chink dildos

Sorry about that.

that's good

Any case recommendation for the Mi Max?

I used to have this model for my Zenfone 2 and I liked it, but shit hads like 6mm of thickness.

Chinese are great people aren't they?

shoo shoo

kek

You will regret.

>plaeas give this post 5 stars plaeas and thank you 5 star reveew plaeas

So is the redmeme confirmed working on T-Mobile LTE in the US?

Note 3 Pro yes

How's it performing?

can the whisky stones user post if he got cancer already? interested

he cant ;_; rip

we're losing way too many good chinkers today

so he's rip in kill? fug

First for ROCK speaker with a light

i really enjoy this drawing :3

>Being a rude cunt to the OP when he's in need of help

firs lane/mersey st leigh lancs, i was born less than a hundred yards from were that image was taken

did he ask in any other thread? I'd like to help him if I can

who has bought this? gearbest.com/massage-relaxation/pp_375770.html

No they are great myself and others on here have raved about them

Why do people say its so bad? Those are just cables ffs

Me
Too thin for any pleasure

Low transfer speeds.

Anyone have experience with these?

Or these? Whats some good cheap and good looking bluetooth headsets

I only want them for charging because one of my current cables just broke

>tfw having only 30€ left for this month and still buying chink shit

Peaty much the same but i have only 15euro. The addiction is too strong.

It's quite possible for cables to be so cheap that they're unusable. USB is a high-speed protocol, so a poor quality cable will cause interference and other transfer errors. Note that these aren't the kind of errors that pop up on your screen - the hardware just silently re-transmits until it works, which is only noticeable as slower transfer rates.

For charging, if you try to push high currents (ie. using modern phone/tablet chargers) through a wire that's too thin, it'll catch fire. Decent chargers might notice the problem and lower the current (meaning slower charging). Chink chargers will just burn your house down.

is it worth taking a risk on a lower-cost ali shop, or should I just succumb to the gearbest meme?
also, I assume any gearbest "discount codes" will take 8% off the posted $300 or so price, rather than the actual ~$180 cost, yes?

seems to be fine

I need 10 cent stuff. New 10 cent shit when?

aliexpress.com/item/6500LM-CREE-Q5-LED-Spiked-Mace-Baseball-Bat-Long-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-3-Mode/32297554452.html

or

kultofathena.com/product.asp?item=600624

which do i buy?

get 2 of the flashlights and dual wield

Are thise cables infamous for catching on fire? They are so much worse than cables included with phones?

Ye its in the previous thread

gsmarena.com/oneplus_3-review-1455.php

>no micro sd
hahahahaha.
stopped reading right there.

HKG, Fantacy, and Top-One are good shops. look at the feedback first, you need to worry about the shops with little feedback.

I don't know about these cables specifically, but if people are reporting transfer rate issues they must be pretty bad. I personally wouldn't risk housefire or damage to my devices just to save like $2 on a cable.

Just buy VCE cables. They are super nice and still chink cheap

Why do you need so much space on a mobile phone?

Avoid X-Show.
HK Goldway and HK Dreami are fine.

Porn, pics and videos I will never look.

But can I flash the dev rom to do it?

Your link wants me to install an .exe file from a random forum goer

gearbest.com/shirts/pp_337310.html

>CMT01
>$2.99

Just bought some of these Selfie Straps. That's fucking that what I need for my Galaxy Note 4

What are the most useful chinkshits you've got so far?

HKG offers "unopened standard" and "standard" which I assume is the tradeoff between having it not loaded with bloatware but taking liability in case it's damaged/doesn't work
I plan on wiping it and installing the global rom (at least initially), should I just pragmatically let them add whatever botnets they want, or is there anything irreparable I should fear in this?

is pic related reliable? I want one for some reasons

>Oficial xiaomi signed software
>Moderator from the official Xiaomi forums with a gorillon medals
Random forum goer

Yes I got 5 and the 5 show the same readings +/-0.2ºC

Some time before user posted one of these glued with an Amazon Coupon. So they aren't the best. Don't expect too much.

this will give the fish cancer

Nice!

Ordered from Gearbest for 6,18€ they are in Flash Sale atm. Because of the reviews and according to its price shouldn't they be that bad.

Take the cheapest offer if your'e planning to reflash it anyways. you can also ask them to flash the global rom, most shop will do it. just make sure it's authentic after you get it.

thx it's in my cart already

Guys is this price right?

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_308841.html

nvm it's the 2gb version

Anyone try the Onda V820w? 66$ Windows 10 tablet. Even cheaper than the Teclast X89

tried using one of these last night
aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Top-Selling-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Pussy-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Vagina-Real-Pussy-Pocket/32606266502.html

was pretty good desu, it gets lube all over your balls and whatever you're sitting on, but feels great and my dick hasn't melted off

Ey bby gurl what r u doing 2nite

Wouldn't a steam summer sale kinda thing for chink shit be great?

are chink shit headphones worth it? what are the best chink shit headphones?

How many times better than no lube hand jacking is it?