Microsoft is so hip and quirky. I'm going to upgrade right now

Microsoft is so hip and quirky. I'm going to upgrade right now.

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/YHGECQEJ
grc.com/never10.htm
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Upgrade your head with a bullet while you're at it

>Reinforced Concrete

What Did They Mean By This?

they aren't trying to appease you faggot, it's the old fags they want.

They were referring to windows CE, ME, NT.

>anti-non-microsoft-virus technology
>anti-non-microsoft-phishing technology
>System tamper proofing proofing so we can tamper with your system as much as we want

Can someone please tell me how I can stop the Windows 10 notifications and how I can PERMANENTLY get rid of the white icon? I'm running Windows 7; I've stopped the running of GWX so many times but it just won't stop coming back. Please, I'm desperate.

gwx control panel

Literally install gentoo.

I don't know what you mean.

Stop using an OS that doesn't want you to be in control of your computer.

That is spyware meant to trick normies into getting rid of the notification.

You cannot get rid of it. Install Ubuntu GNU/Linux or wait until the free upgrade ends.

[X] Anti-Privacy Technology

GWX control panel.

Works perfectly for me (pirated W7 Ultimate)

Shh.

When will the free upgrade end, if it ever does.

Stop shilling malware.

:^)

It's not.

upload the exe to malwr.com and post results

July 29th. You could consider dual booting Ubuntu, But do whatever fits your needs, bruh.

AIDS and fail are also included with each upgrade.

That stuff is easily bypassed by using any skiddy malware crypter.
Don't fall for the meme

Probably a dumb question but will this program have to be open in order for the notifications and shit to stop or do you just have to configure it once and then X out?

this
gentoo isn't just a meme

I feel as though this image is biased.

malwr does a network analysis

Submitted, waiting for results....

...

underrated post

You can choose to run it once (or once in a while), or to ruin "monitor mode" in the system tray.

>community
oh gosh

> malwr.com
> Website slow as fuck.
> No drag and drop support for file selection.
> Analysis of 1kb file takes forever.
Why?

And it's still refreshing every 30 seconds becasue apparently they never heard of web sockets.

Why am I doing this again?

Turn off windows updates. Forever. Then uninstall whatever bullshit you stuffed your computer with in the installed updates section.

>typing like that
kill yourself

Virustotal, period.

>using the smiley with a carat nose

So there goes: pastebin.com/YHGECQEJ

tl/dr: 0/50+ on everything

Underrated post. 28 Rupees were deposited in your Bank account, Pajeet.

Thanks rajesh! Is good windows solid base CEMENT yes? Free copy for kindly do the needful.

Or just uninstall KB3035583 and hide it.

...

I really like this image

grc.com/never10.htm

>Hello.
>I am telling you that Windows 10 is the best upgrade ever.
>And it is only going to be free for a limited time.
>You need to update today because old Windows may not be secure.
>Do not listen to anyone who claims Windows 10 spys on you.
>Windows 10 does not do this.
>Windows 10 is good.
>Can I help you upgrade to Windows 10 today?