Yo Sup Forums i wanna impress some friends i haven't seen in a few years...

yo Sup Forums i wanna impress some friends i haven't seen in a few years. What is the most impressive tech shit i can buy ?

$470000 jetpack

a towel to wipe my cum off your mom's face

/thread

A dragon dildo

Tech shit isn't impressive. If you want to make your normie friends think you're rich, rent a BMW or a Porche.

Normie friends? A macbook or whatever looks really shiny.
A new gaymen rig or laptop.
A home server with cool bumper stickers on it, mine bitcoins with it and run your own email domain or something.

Maybe buy a drone and learn how to fly it around and program flight patterns and tasks.

Or not be a cuck, and just hang out with your friends.

can't /thread yourself you fucking mouthbreathing retard

OP just buy a nice smartphone no one has ever heard of, like the newest huawei or something.

Google glasses? Smartwatches? VR? I dunno

>/thread'ing yourself

A HUEG alienware or a aming rig.

not sure why this made me kek

>can't /thread yourself
but just did you fucking retarded.

>muh rules

fucking trash eat a black dick

>This entire thread
some superb Sunday afternoon shitposting

a gf

All of you

i didn't /thread myself

holy fuck are you seriously this retarded? no one is this dumb right?

>muh rules

IT'S FUCKING WEIRD AND AWKWARD AS FUCK WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO /thread HIMSELF.

seriously it's not a rule but it's so fucking retarded.

oh my fuck you're completely hopeless.

...

>it's a lonely-sweaty-obese-neckbeard-virgin tries to /thread himself and a couple anons call him out for his lack of social understanding and watch the lsonv sperg out episode

get ya popcorn ready

>he tried to /thread himself

That's a handsome doge.