is that a pirated windows and pirated software on your computer? i'm gonna need to see your id
Is that a pirated windows and pirated software on your computer? i'm gonna need to see your id
Grayson Jenkins
Robert Sanders
Fuck off
Christopher Carter
F u officer i need to see a warrant
Charles Powell
Calm down, Ricky.
Blake Garcia
I fucked your bitch
And i use gentoo now piss off
Colton Robinson
No, it's ReactOS.
Chase Richardson
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
AM I BEING ARRESTED
Carter Mitchell
Are you detaining me?
Carson Perez
NO, YOU ARE BEING SHOT
Gabriel Davis
Maybe. What do you think?
Jordan Peterson
>Hello we are Microsoft's loss prevention team. Can you please show me proof your Windows 10 copy is legitimate?
Justin Kelly
>go to jail for torrenting
>data caps
land of the free
>lmao
Grayson Taylor
[ TAZER INTENSIFIES ]
Colton Lewis
BRAIN DAMAGE IMMINENT!
Nicholas Cruz
>but my pc is broken officer
>virus encrypted all my files
Asher Bennett
good one
Aaron Reed
o-o-o-ok
Jace Mitchell
is there a way to make LUKS on LVM say some ransomware "your PC is locked, send bitcoins to..." instead of "Please unlock sda5" when it boots?
Isaiah Rogers
You may configure grub to silently launch winblows partition with genuine ransomware. Or just change plymouth/usplash theme.
Owen Thompson
GET A WARRENT
Dylan Bailey
I watched a lady get tased a few months ago in a similar situation.
>"YOU WONT TASE ME YOU WONT TASE ME DO IT TASE ME DO IT HUH COME ON FUCKING DO IT"
>gets rekt
>sues border patrol