Be me

>be me
>buy iPhone
>can't open webm from Sup Forums
>can't download mp4 from others chans
>no apps for Sup Forums
Android, I miss you.

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forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2014/04/05/surprise-apples-iphones-are-expensive-so-rich-people-are-more-likely-to-have-them/#30e67bcd73ed
businessinsider.com/credit-suisse-estimates-588-million-apple-users-2016-4
money.cnn.com/2015/01/22/technology/mobile/iphone-smart-study/
gizmodo.com/5609444/iphones-users-have-twice-as-much-sex-as-android-users-plus-which-camera-makes-you-sexiest
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you deserve it

>he fell for the apple meme

Use VLC if you really need to see webms

>VLC

Try the fortune app on cydia nigga u retarded

thats automatically the filename when downloading a pic off mobile browser

why the shit would you buy an iphone in 2000+16

they offer nothing just extra faggotry with their phones

You void your warranty wile i void my bladder
whilst i eat a platter a poo poo platter
of poo poo pee pee and diarhea stew
mmmmmmm yummi yummi not very good
Im gyriating my hips rigtt now
circularly
sensually
my penis is unerect

I regret falling for the apple meme so fucking hard. Earlier this month I got a free upgrade for my 6 to a 6s because the touchscreen stopped responding on the 6. Now I wake up this morning and my 6s won't even turn on. I checked to make sure it was actually charged and everything, nothing. It was just fucked. Went by the Verizon store again and they're sending me a new one via mail for free.

>just fuck my shit up tbqh

3 more hours before Apple store opens and I am going to buy my first. Android shittiness and SE prices convinced me to make the jump. Hope the shit isn't sold out again.

/hype

If you bought one without knowing all this, you're the idiot consumer who doesn't inform him/herself. How did you even handle Android?

>2016
>1136x640

>knowing all this stuff
>still wanting apple.

Pajeet, my son, don't fall for memes.

Yeah, what a shame they didn't put a 4k screen into 4", I am worried about having a too good battery life and shit.

>can't open webm from Sup Forums
What is Merlin?

>1136x640
It's actually 1334×750, doe.

Android is arguably better in literally every aspect

>pay 600 dollars for a literal brick
what is wrong with apple users

>I am worried about having a too good battery life

ayyyyyyyyyyylmao

gsmarena.com/battery-test.php3

>apps for Sup Forums

they should make it 1337x420 and market it as the Dope Display

>every aspect
>java

Except all the relevant aspects

Android do better even with java as a handicap

this show how IOS is shit

What about it, cuck? Make an argument against it instead of shilling. You can write apps in other languages as well.

Still better than lagOS.

What stuff? I rarely browse 4chins, never on phone, never downloading shit on it and could count the times I actually open a webm on one hand. All the stuff OP mentioning doesn't affect me at all.

Outside of actually working right. Or having non tablet phones options. Or updates with a non Nexus phone. (which are all ugly shit after 5)

Been using Android since 2011 but it barely improved, while the downsides became more apparent. iOS was pure shit at start but became pretty viable one or two years ago. And there is no arguing with SE cheap ass price.

One of the best at web browsing when counting relevant phones only. Do you seriously care about talk time?

How come my iPhone 5 is fast on 9.3?

oh wait, I know, software updates

You can't write apps in other languages if you want to use the standard GUI libraries, which you do for everything but gaymes.

How about having a standard ABI that any compiled language can link to instead?

>market sentiment analysis
How about you post some technical data, at the very least?

non-retarded test

SE has god tier battery life

You can, rajesh. Most jvm languages can compile for android as well. Scala is one example.
>i never do anything other than call and text
>i should definitely buy an expensive iphone to suite my needs.

>iShit
>3 minute battery life
>good

>Most jvm languages
Yeah, so how about non-JVM languages. Like real languages?

>non-retarded test
>posts retarded graph

>$600
>literally less battery life than $30 throwaway phones

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>call and text
Also music, porn, notes and reading news/ebooks. Since not a single Android phone can do it without turning into a laggy mess over time that won't get updates (or updates that break shit, Sony broke LTE with Marshmallow) there isn't much of a choice.

>android
>updates that break shit
>apple literally bricks phones with updates

And not a single iShit can do it without turning into a laggy mess when the next iToy releases and Apple flips the kill switch.

>battery lasts all day
>faster than any android phone
>software updates forever
>better apps and dev support
>best 3rd and 1st party support
>imessage
>better build quality
>consistent and good looking UI
>secure/encrypted
>almost no depreciation

hmmm I wonder where the money goes

PAJEET MY SON

To the Caribbean seeing as you paid $900 to get a $200 phone.

>imessage
>secure/encrypted
Forgot this two. Damn nice things to have as well.

lmao
typical argument from poorfags that dont get any software updates.

how can anyone give money to a company that is going to completely abandon their devices in a couple of years?

>iShit
>build quality

Ok, show me a 200$ phone that has all that

Why anyone would be dumb enough to willingly use lagOS is beyond me

>defends a company that bricks all their devices after a year to force you to buy another

Buying cheap shit, complaining about it and buying more cheap shit instead of spending initially a bit more for something good is a prevalent attitude of the poor.

POOR

Bragging about cheap shit is a prevalent attitude of the poor.

dont worry m8, save some money and you will be able to afford an iPhone some day

But user, nobody is bragging about it. We're just laughing about poorfags.

Fucking #REKT.

Lmao so glad I didn't fall for the meme

And you cant even afford cheap shit

>android user
>not poor

lmao

businessinsider.com/android-is-for-poor-people-maps-2014-4

6S is built like a tank tho

2 rupees have been deposited in your loo Rajeesh!

>the only way iToddlers ever do this comparison is by lumping $900 phones in with $10 phones

What's the matter? Too scared of a real comparison?

Stay poor iPeasant. :^)

How do I send and receive webm with iPhone? Like if I wanted to share? Do I really need to convert to mp4 each time? I thought video were integrated into imessage in ios10

Dont bark if you don't understand something. You have no idea what programming is. Also, apple gives you the choice of swift and objective meme only.

poorfags in denial mode

forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2014/04/05/surprise-apples-iphones-are-expensive-so-rich-people-are-more-likely-to-have-them/#30e67bcd73ed
businessinsider.com/credit-suisse-estimates-588-million-apple-users-2016-4
money.cnn.com/2015/01/22/technology/mobile/iphone-smart-study/

How many pictures do you have save there lmao?

>webm
>iPhone

There are more reasons I don't like Apple. For starters, people pay way more for the same shit, about 10 times for the same phone. I get the same specs, build quality, speed and updates. It's honestly not about being a poor fag but instead giving worth to the money you spend. Something iDiots will never understand.

Modern phones don't get laggy and you can always install cyanogenmod for long support, apple bricks phones more with updates.

>iFag is so poor he collects articles about tech illiterate rich people to boost his own self confidence and brag about on a tech board

Fix your links faggot

Actually rich people are more educated than poor people therefore iPhone users know more about technology than android users.

Keep crying poorfag. Im sure you still have a folder full of ihateapple.jpg

#SHREKT

>iPhone users know more about technology than
ayylmao

It has to be possible with cydia at least right?

Its true. Android users are poor and dumb. Just because a couple of Sup Forumsentoos think android is better because they can rice their homescreen and run emulators doesn't change the fact that you are using a poorfag phone.

>iToddler thinks he knows anything about technology
>thinks he even belongs here

Samsung Galaxy edges are more expensive than iphones. Try harder.

You're being so obvious here, come on. Here s you reply tho

Everyone that isn't literally homeless can afford an iShit, stop trying so hard to push the poorfag argument
It really shows how useless these phones are if the only way to promote them is making fun of people who can't afford it

Putting in some overtime Pajeet?

hurr stop liking what I dont like

still poorfag phone

nice argument

none of that changes the fact that android users are poor and iPhone users are rich

cry some more poorfags

That's completely deluded poorfaggotory, mate. There are like 5 phones on the market that somehow match A9 at speed and once you include memory performance, it becomes ridiculously one sided. The rest of your claims are even more wrong.

That would be nice but very far from reality. As mentioned before, I don't do anything especially tasking on mine, yet the performance is still shit. Sure Snapdragon 801 isn't the high end anymore but my sisters iPhone 5 runs better with half the RAM too and it's on 9.3

> install cyanogenmod for long support
Why would I give my money to a company only to be dependant on bored people from the community? The shitty support is not only a practical problem.

How many of the people who can buy a Galaxy Edge actually bitch about iFruit stuff? Usually it's either the poorfags or the I-want-to-customize-my-phone-with-waifus-fags.

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I have a last years flagship android, once the update deleted everything, switching to lollipop after 4.4.4 shortened my battery life horribly and its not the same snappy very fast phone like it was when bought.

I have no experience with ios but saying android is perfect is fucking autistic

POO IN LOO

>android users
>calling me indian

bwahhaah

>iphone user
>shits in the street

>le reaction face

>le street shitting face

how many of those you got?

how many designated shitting streets do you have? :^)

Oh the irony.

gizmodo.com/5609444/iphones-users-have-twice-as-much-sex-as-android-users-plus-which-camera-makes-you-sexiest

What is the folder called?

>iFag bragging about how much gay sex they have

Something with grapes probably.

One Infinite Loo obviously.

Gay sex is not something to brag about pajeet

Top kek. I'm still on my almost 4 year old Nexus 4 with Marshmallow. Never experienced a single moment of lag even while listening to music, browsing with 15 tabs open and lots of apps in the background. But the Nexus 4 is particularly known for its god-tier memory management though.

Surprising actually. I though poor people had more sex.

Never underestimate applefags.

me on the left

Ok. So you post these pictures every time there is an apple thread? You think they are funny?

I mean, its just a company like any other, dont you think its a little bit too far to hate everyone that buys their products?