Sup Forums humor thread

Sup Forums humor thread

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kek

Everything works with GIMP. I guess you're just too retarded.

This, how are these people on Sup Forums?

>rockbox
>turn on loop one track
>previous/next track buttons stop working
Yeah, it IS a fucking joke. At least I can play doom on my clip zip, and there's no background hum like on the official firmware.

The reason it does that has to do with the way it does gapless transitions between tracks (and when repeating a single track). Whenever a song is set to play, a playlist is generated. This also happens when you loop a single track, but the playlist instead consists of only that single track. Pressing next/previous does what it needs to, but with only a single track in the playlist it won't have anything else to switch to.
TLDR rockbox's repeat one implementation is fucking stupid because "muh gapless playback" gimmick.

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wake me up inside.

this can't be real

gotta be some elaborate bait

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>If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm.
So fucking true

>lunix
Not >loonix.

>mfw

Is this the linyos torovoltos thing?
It was definitely worth a read

>Linyos Torovoltos

1
2
3 4

Does anyone have any more of these programming propaganda posters? I'll dump the few I've got.

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You all know there's someone out there that would STILL BELIEVE THIS.

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Because they're retards spouting old memes that used to be true, like arch breaking all the time. Gimp 2.7 suffers all of those issues

But what do you expect on a board that consistently misuses cuck and botnet?

I feel sorry for those kids. My dad was going to me a cheap laptop with linux for my first laptop but I insisted on buying my own shit with vista.

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>1996
But everyone used passwords like "Rebecca1978" or something back then.

>implying people doesn't use shit passwords anymore
It's 2016, but retards still exist.

GIMP 2.7 was the development build of 2.8
You shouldn't talk about things you have no clue about.

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>Popular hacker software includes "Flash"
I chuckled

This made me smile

I got a joke guys.

What did the nerd do when everyone said his breath stunk? He installed a mint!

I heard McDonald's invented a new OS. It's called the Golden Arches.

What did everyone take at the cyber rave? LCD

Why did the mom watch Netflix all night? She was motherboard.

Why was failing CS student afraid to ride the coaster? Cause he couldn't handle looping.

I hate myself

Motherfucking kek.

Kill yourself.

Why couldn't the man kill himself? Cause his life was destined to go on for a while(1)

They are like dad jokes mixed with autism.

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>is your sun an uruk hai?

>misuses cuck and botnet

They have different meanings here. If you're a tripfag you should know this.

holy kek

>So can the boolean evaluated conditional expression achieve orgasm?

sure, it comes after a while!

found it

adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

>it only takes three commands to install Gentoo
>cfdisk /dev/hda && mkfs.xfs /dev/hda1 && mount /dev/hda1 /mnt/gentoo/ && chroot /mnt/gentoo/ && env-update && . /etc/profile && emerge sync && cd /usr/portage && scripts/bootsrap.sh && emerge system && emerge vim && vi /etc/fstab && emerge gentoo-dev-sources && cd /usr/src/linux && make menuconfig && make install modules_install && emerge gnome mozilla-firefox openoffice && emerge grub && cp /boot/grub/grub.conf.sample /boot/grub/grub.conf && vi /boot/grub/grub.conf && grub && init 6
>that's the first one

What game is that?

Beseige

Thanks.

>mfw

Needs RX 480 version

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I work at a computer repair place. Believe me, passwords are at least this retarded 90% of the time (and even more retarded 9% of it)

Enjoy your bonnet, cuck.

>"Programming with Perl"
I lost it

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I don't get it

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For fuck's sake, you can do better than this. What kind of balding baby boomer with a beard and a relaxed shirt who still codes in PASCAL gets a chuckle out of shit like this?

>PHP 5 is the latest version of PHP

No, its actually PHP 7.

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print \"$today\"

Just to elaborate, here are the passwords of the computers I am working on now

>the name of the town we're in
>the name of the county we're in plus three numbers
>the name of the computer manufacturer
>the name of their school's mascot

two of those are business computers

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>still releasing versions of a deprecated language

That's the real joke.

>that AMD part
Golden, thanks.

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Goddammit unless you're writing a compression software or an image processor who cares if your CPU has to do a thousand cycles just to add 2 and 2?

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>a software
>who cares if your CPU has to do a thousand cycles just to add 2 and 2?

Found the JavaCuck

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>I can think of only two fields in which performant software matters

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>I don't care if software is flawed to the point where it degrades performance

What kind of faggot are you?

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>who cares if your CPU has to do a thousand cycles just to add 2 and 2?

You should.

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>Everything should be coded without object-oriented structure and debugging environments

How's all that non-money and total void of recognition for all those snazzy console binaries you're hoarding in your home folder treating you?

hows that AbstractSingletonIteratorPatternFactory treating you

>Basic
>Why did you write all that with the vocabulary of a 5 year old?
>PHP
>Your essay is full of spelling mistakes and lacks structure, but I'm giving it an A because I can understand it anyway.

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I was quoting him, read better

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Checked

>certified programmer
Is the Little things

I've not been here for a while. I like it how the mac fag has literally become a meme. I was in a few threads he posted in. top kek.

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ITT: We post the same old pictures we already saved back in 2003. Just in case some 15 year old lost some LOL.

I love to work in GIMP but it won't measure up to Photoshop until the developers decide to finally add the few minor additions that makes it versatile enough for the majority of Photoshop usages, which is sad in a way because I can't imagine it being that complicated.

>Draw a square with a fill color and outline
I'm honestly unsure of whether there's a single-click approach to that in Photoshop.

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