But seriously, which one of you was this?

But seriously, which one of you was this?

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Anyone can claim to be an IT recruiter with crazy stories.

There's no reason to believe this ever happened.

This story doesn't even make sense.
Why would you print anime porn at work?
Why would you print it on transparencies? At work?
Why would you take a apart a printer and attempt to fix something outside of your pay grade?

And lastly, how the fuck did they know it was anime porn if the transparencies melted?

>t. weeaboo department of damage control

>Printing anime porn

Ah, the days of going to my local library and printing shitty anime pics on B&W printers and hanging them in my room.

Christ you people are fucking weird.

Sorry I couldn't be the hometown hero on the school football team.

I'm a closet weeb and I am nothing like this. Take this down!

just the hometown hentai hero

You know, if he hadn't lied about it he would have still been fired for violating the warranty. If he hadn't violated the warranty he would have been fired for wrecking the printer. If he hadn't been fired for wrecking the printer he'd have been promoted for distributing hentai at work.

I would lie about it too

>where_do_you_think_we_are.jpg

Why would you print something out when you already have the best format media can come in?

I mean I guess if you print it out you can cum on it and upload a picture of your cum to Sup Forums...

Now that I remember it, there was that one guy who collected them and made a collage out of the entries he received...

FAKE AND GAY

there's no warranty sticker on the printer so they wouldn't even know I opened it

Yeah, it pretty much makes no sense because he would have been fired if he hadn't lied about it, it's just he wasn't fired until they found it was actually him.

Maybe he was going to use the transparencies for an animation

Tits are life, ass is hometown.

Mad weeaboo

While what you say is true you don't get as big as this guy on Quora by lying

Tbh senpai it's not an extraordinary claim. I've seen the way some of act and I can believe it happened.

You believe that a full grown adult would print out anime porn at work using transparency sheets?

And then disassemble the printer trying to hide the evidence?

Even the socially retarded get hired for jobs. Yes, I would believe it.

Why transparencies though?

Kys

Weaboos don't think like normal people.

I worked with a 39 year old virgin once. Dude got reprimanded for heating up his pizza in the toaster and fucking it up because the cheese melted all over the insides. Pretty much the same thing, except he was lucky enough to break something that isn't very expensive.

to stick to his windows maybe

Yes, this is definitely the same thing

Yes

>there's no warranty sticker on the printer
What are tamper evident seals?

And yet here I am not a weeb and I struggle to find any kind of IT job with a degree

>Dude got reprimanded for heating up his pizza in the toaster and fucking it up because the cheese melted all over the insides
Pop up toaster or toaster oven?

Most likely would be to put it on an overhead projector and then you could blow it up and project it to paint it on your wall.

pop-up

How do you know he's a virgin?

He'd give me rides home from work sometime. His car was completely filled with garbage, like old take out and shit. When he had to drive another person in the back once, he literally had to push over the pile to make room in the seat.

Almost every time he gave me a ride, he'd ask me if I wanted to go to the strip club. Every time I denied.

And it didn't even come up, he just kind of blurted it out randomly. It was immediately followed by "I don't care, though." It was so obvious he really cared. You could cut the tension with a knife the rest of the ride.

Pretty sure he was autistic to some degree. You could NOT stop a conversation with him. It just wasn't possible. I remember one time I literally had to just start walking down the hall away from him because he wasn't getting it, and he was still talking to me when I reached the end of the hall.

Sad guy, really.

>not pity fucking your virgin coworker
Do you have any empathy at all?

I'm a guy, and he's a guy. And he wasn't gay, considering the whole strip club thing.

Which makes me wonder, do you assume he gave me rides because I'm a girl? I guess that's the nice thing about these sad autistic people. They'll be nice to everyone.

Actually, this reminds me of another autist I met at that job. Within seconds of meeting him he tells me he doesn't know how to socialize and has no friends. Wow, ok there, buddy.

Few weeks later, I'm walking to the bus after walk and he's there. Asks me what's up. I complain that I'm broke but I want to buy some weed. He offers to GIVE ME $20. I said, no I couldn't do that, but he insisted. I'd refuse today, but I was kind of a scumbag back then so I took it. He probably just wanted a friend :(

No I didn't assume anything. Just shitposting.

I would feel enough pity for a degenerate stoner addict to give him some pocket change too.

We worked at a call center, 20$ was not pocket change to us.

Also you underestimate the autism strain on sexuality. I'm sure you if had shown sexual interest he would be interested.

autistic call center employee?

fuck that explains a lot

Wow, that's pretty gross. I wonder if he was propositioning me.

A year ago, I had a random guy at a bar start talking to me. He told me he was a millionaire and all this other crazy shit. Had a website where he sold cartoon caricatures. Later he asked me to smoke crack with him, then tried to feel up my bicep. He went to the bathroom and said "Please don't go", but I definitely did go.

Why do I meet these people?

>know I opened it
>I

everyone saying this is fake, i got a story like this too.


guy at work, actually a pretty good guy overall, but, the guy downloaded a copyrighted material onto his work computer regularly, and saved it there to bring it home for his daughter. now, you guys are aware of those programs that un-hide all files and basically list all media up front, right? well that's how they found it.

his workstation was flagged for downloading a copyrighted movie (on a managed network, of course) so someone was legally bound to investigate it, so they did so remotely. well, they found the video, but they also found videos and videos worth of porn.

apparently he wouldn't have been fired for downloading a movie if it wasn't for all the porn... i mean, i feel for the guy, but man, there are streaming sites bro

>Why do I meet these people?
Two of the relationships you described were brought about by work, the third was just unlucky coincidence? Either that or you're subconsciously looking for these types of people.

>>Even the socially retarded get hired for jobs
do tell me how they do that
I promise I won't wreck printers by printing hentai transparencies

>on a managed network
>there are streaming sites bro
Because your employer doesn't keep logs?

i meant for home use

Not too sharp is he?
>Anime pornography
It's called hentai, Joshua Gross.

Normies don't know what hentai is.

how do we reach these normies?

You don't, you sick fuck. Jerk off to some real porn like a real human being.

Actually hentai is the most popular pornhub search in parts of the US and the world. The next generation of boys will all have fapped to it at some point.

Just let that sink in.

>Just let that sink in.
More demand for localized hentai?
This is a bad thing how :^)

There is a inverse relationship between the popularity of hentai and birth rates. Just look at Japan. They are literally killing themselves and the West with their smutty drawings.

Good. We need to reach a critical mass of autists so us cyborgs can get laid more often.

I think this is a correlation over causation thing.

You're right in that birth rates are dropping, but blaming hentai???

Japan's declining birthrate and aging population has more to do with young men not having any incentive to grow up and join a system where they work 50 hour weeks not being able to leave until your superiors leave and the only reason you were hired is because you were recruited straight out of uni and you're expected to keep that job with the same company.

If that's all I had to look forward too, I'd become a neet too.

Birth rate is a function of women not getting impregnated, most of them are still getting fucked.

just not by the ever growing pool of neets.

Is the West any better? How many Western men truly have an opportunity at the nuclear family dream?

Bro, even eastern Europe is better

Hentai causes you to lose interest in real women, this is inarguable

Don't see a problem with that.
3D is shit anyways

Why would you make this thread every day?

It's because it's fake

This. Japan's suicide rates are still among the highest in the world, because people are literally working themselves to death because of their bullshit "sacrifice everything for your boss" mentality.

what does his sex life have to do with any of that?

>How many Western men truly have an opportunity at the nuclear family dream?
In the Scandinavian countries you are guaranteed 5 weeks PAID vacation (6 if you're above 60), 12 months PAID parental leave (which can be split equally between mother and father), 2 weeks of paid leave immediately after the child is born, and companies are currently giving up to 24 sick days you can use for yourself or your child (minimum is 4*3 days, but companies are becoming more lax).

Oh, and also, government positions have "summer-time" meaning that they are allowed to leave at 15 instead of 16 in the summer (but have to stay until 17 during winter).

Flex time is also the norm, where you can leave earlier if you work overtime a day.

Yeah, but Sven has to deal with lots of competition from ficki ficki.

>ficki ficki
I don't get this reference?

>do yo uassume he gave me rides because i'm a girl?

Show us your USB 3 port.

It was a Sup Forums retarded weeaboo

I'm pretty sure that he was actually fired for his incompetence, and the whole printer ordeal was just the final straw / legal reason.

This

>mfw every time this is posted it triggers outraged weeb denial mode

spot the wizard everyone

You post this thread every other day or so according to the archives, it's pretty clear who's the triggered one.

I've printed my "anime porn" at work while on the clock. I even took the time to laminate it and trim off all the edges.

I know I should feel ashamed but I couldn't feel shame no matter how hard I tried.

I just got done with my TPE doll too.

Are you sure about that user?

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55210543

He didn't even bother to change the text.

>you post this thread every other day
>two times from five weeks ago

Let me ask again user. Are you sure about what you wrote in your post?

Are you seriously being butthurt about me calling you out on you being butthurt about weebs?

Quadruple kek

Pretty much this, and none of these guys are fucking because women avoid depressed people and NEETs both, so it's lose-lose for the population.

>you post this thread every other day
>gets called out as utter bullshit
>backpedals
>no YOU are mad epic trole :^)

You are an embarassment user

>getting this upset
Just admit it, you are mad as hell. Mad about anime.

Birds of a feather...

Japan has a massive abortion problem.
If they would reduce their abortions by half, the population would stabilize.

please dont believe everything uncle Sup Forums tells you.
Most of it is exaggerated or even outright falsified.

Unrelated: Who else is on Quora?
I kinda enjoy this site, both reading answers and answering questions myself.
Its like a non-retarded version of Yahoo Anwers.
Recently got past 100k views on my answers.
Not much but I only answer pretty niche stuff about cryptography.

>Most of it is exaggerated or even outright falsified.
I'm I don't understand what it is referring to. What is ficki ficki?

I want you to know that your state of irrational madness over a thread poking fun at your chosen subculture is not only obvious to everyone, but so is your desperate attempt to wriggle away from that clinging reality.

Here is a poem by Mr. Rogers that I think may help you in dealing with your mad. It is my gift to you and I truly wish you good luck on your journey.

What do you do with the mad that you feel
When you feel so mad you could bite?
When the whole wide world seems oh, so wrong...
And nothing you do seems very right?

What do you do? Do you punch a bag?
Do you pound some clay or some dough?
Do you round up friends for a game of tag?
Or see how fast you go?

It's great to be able to stop
When you've planned a thing that's wrong,
And be able to do something else instead
And think this song:

I can stop when I want to
Can stop when I wish.
I can stop, stop, stop any time.
And what a good feeling to feel like this
And know that the feeling is really mine.
Know that there's something deep inside
That helps us become what we can.
For a girl can be someday a woman
And a boy can be someday a man.

yeah.
>ficki ficki
It refers, I think, to the myth that the refugees are stealing all the swedish girls.
It happens of course but it is not at all as widespread as Sup Forums claims.

>myth that the refugees are stealing all the swedish girls.
Well, I'm Norwegian, and I do know a bit about Swedish culture (my ex gf is swedish).

While some girls for sure go for immigrants, it is not at all widespread. The main source of immigration problems in Sweden is in fact the opposite, that their immigrants stick to themselves and form ghettos with mafia-like organisations, rather than mixing into the Swedish society.

Immigrant parents also forbid their kids from "acting Swedish", like getting girlfriends/boyfriends and speaking Swedish and doing stuff swedes do.

So yeah, Sup Forums doesn't really know what they talk about if they claim the opposite.

>keeping his boyparts
Lol stupid wannabe fleshy

rekt

>Immigrant parents also forbid their kids from "acting Swedish"

To be fair, this is for the best. Swedes are effeminate as fuck.

exactly.
They often do the that there is a problem somewhere but jump to the wrong conclusions, or even fail to understand what the problem is exactly.
Then they complain that no one takes them seriously and blame it on not being PC, ignoring that bullshit, whether PC or not, is always bullshit.

>They often do realize that there...
Wow, my grammar gets worse every day

Obvious samefag

Sup Forums is not concerned with white women going for immigrants, they are aware these are aberrations.

Sup Forums is rightly concerned that Sweden, over the course of three decades or so, has become the rape capital of the world, twice as high as the next highest rate in Jamaica. They are also concerned that this gets about zero coverage in European media, and is often actively suppressed, pic related. The police are not permitted to make arrests or even report the ethnicity of the perpetrators, and Swedish politicans regularly blame the victims of these crimes and advise them to stay at home, cover themselves, or just generally stop living their own lives in their own country.

Forgot pic