/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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• user dropped his sunglasses, Gearbest offers him the following options. Still tries to chink them for more. • New beta ROM for Note 3 Pro available that supports 4G Band 20 • MIUI 8 still plagued with ads Previous thread

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First

Meh, Mi5s is launching next month.

gizmochina.com/2016/07/03/xiaomi-mi5s-mi-note-2-said-come-advanced-pressure-sensitive-displays/

aliexpress.com/item/NEW-300W-220V-Hot-Portable-Electric-Element-Water-Heater-Immersion-Rod-Heater-High-Quality/32614379968.html

>user's HUAWEI 4G Modem comes with builtin smartphone ads and a very 2000s UI

>tfw you finally made it to the OP news

stop trying to shill your own posts.

That's easy, you just receive a package and take pics of what you got. I made it into the OP in like the third /csg/ thread I ever posted in.

Can you get the kettle version of those in Ali?
Those are great, get the water boiling in just a few seconds.

For obvious reasons they don't sell them in my country though.

I tried looking up "turkish kettle" but I couldn't find anything. All of the kettles I've seen (i haven't looked through all of them because there are so many on Ali) seem to just have regular boring heating elements.

youtube.com/watch?v=k-HommnQ2_s

I'm curently at work, doubting if I should try or not to chink chinks about some 6 bucks sunglasses.

I think I need to reevaluate my life and take a break from this whole website and put my life in order

It's been a fun ride, I'll see you on the other side.


The glasses were too flimsy, it wasn't my fault at all.

I did find a big 2500w version of the stick though. aliexpress.com/item/20V-2500W-Bathtub-Baby-Swimming-Pool-Water-Quick-Heater-Heating-Tube-New-Hot/32358620618.html

you absolute madman

>drops something and it breaks
>not your fault

>Got my screen upgrade from Aliexpress
>can't install it because the fucking flex cable still isn't here despite being ordered the same day
>buyer protection for the screen ends in two days
REEEEEEEE

Got some stuff from the mailman today!

reviews later

I'm the OP you silly goose.

tried adding spoon, doesn't help either
but now I'm tempted to buy this

I think there was a russian forum coupon found for that one too

>heliflopter

>Surprisingly fast delivery to Thailand. Faster than some DHL delivery in the past.
>BIG CAUTION ON THE USE OF THIS PRODUCT. DO NOT TOUCH THE WATER WHEN THE HEATER IS PLUGGED IN AND SUBMERGE IN WATER. YOU WILL GET A STRONG ELECTRIC SHOCK.
>The design is quite smart, but dangerous. it uses water to complete the electric circuit. during which time the water gets heat up. it heats the water very quick.
>Just be cautious with electric shock.

Tracking number I was given by banggood is a Laos number.

Have I been chinked?

looks like an anal probe

Thinking about making a headphone stand with a chink skull

ebay.com/itm/The-fine-arts-Human-Skull-Replica-Resin-Model-Medical-Lifesize-Realistic-NEW-1-1-/282047785712?hash=item41ab5baaf0:g:3KQAAOSweW5U7fUa

With some chink paint and chink leds it could have a decent look I suppose.

I don't see the problem.
What sicko touches boiling water anyway?

Don't stick anything metal in it tho.

It'll go perfect with your black walls, gothic crucifxes and dragon statues

Can someone find my keyboard on aliexpress?

Clasohlson has been selling noname products for decades in Norway.

w2c 120V version?

>2 lunatics bought one

yeah, you obviously totally got it.

You want us to find that specific one ? Well, those who were look for keyboards probably have seen yours if there is any.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much is this a guaranteed car fire?

gearbest.com/car-decorations/pp_272063.html

ohshit/10

get a chink fire extinguisher to remove chink fire

Can't find it on ali but it looks like an Azio.

I can already see your fat melted and fused to the car fuselage.

the smell of your corpse burning will be nasty.

Thanks.

...

isn't a chink fire extinguisher just a flame thrower?

In the picture every chink shit I bought!

-Mi band 1s : work great, can't configure smartlock on my phone, that's only thing not working and it should be resolved when my G4 get the 7.0 update.

-Fake Mi Band bracelet : perfect, the matter is a bit more looser. Nothing to worry about.

-Mi Scale: works perfectly, had it for a few months no idea about the real autonomy, it should be around 1 year tough.

-Mi mousepad XL: matter feel great, the mousepad is slowly flattening, should be perfect in a few days.

-VR cardboard: I bought the cheapest, really fun to use and "impress" your friends/family with new technology (old people are amazed). I know only use it to watch porn, overall it's meh. I have a 2k screen on my G4, I steel see the pixels. Made a hook up watch it, she loved it! (so it works on friends/family AND GIRLS)

-ROCK Zircon: sound is ok, I'm not overwhelmed by the bass. Build quality is ok (not great because one of the gold thingy fell off and I had to glue it, the gold is no more it's silver now sooo I guess I customized it...)

-plastic pouch: it's ok nothing to add (0.50€)

-fake Calvin Kein Boxer: build quality is great, I was curious about it so I bought it, no regrets! If you are youroppor like me just take one more size and if you are living in burgeristan take two more size than usual.

-fake Tenga eggs: was curious about it too, it's fine, the feeling is vastly superior to my hand! It feels like fucking a looooose pussy with a big condom. Made a hook up play with it on me, she had fun! (I feel like a retard using my VR cardboard and my tenga egg at the same time, what a time to ba alive)

The fire is out when there's nothing left to burn...

Fight fire with fire.

you fucked up, you should have gotten the mi band 2.

how the fuck am I supposed to drink coffee from that you crazy chink bastards

gearbest.com/kitchen-dining/pp_262169.html

How do you feel about supporting an oppressive communist state that doesn't care about freedom or its people well being?

In that case that would be a chink flame thrower, not a chink fire extinguisher.

balls cancer incoming

Fucking great! Specially because its freedomday (4th of july)

We give them the opportunity to work in factory instead of starving in a village.

they're winning so it works

Well when you word it like that I'm definitely not voting for Bernie Sanders now.

Give link to cancer boxers, i want some

better than supporting a country that constantly bombs random shitholes

this, link to boxers please!

Pretty good actually, free worldwide shipping is a godsend.

>tfw you give a stinky chinky a 1 star rating and they get their thumb cut off as punishment

>Chink Shit Randomiser:
>chinkshit.com/random
Hard Mode: Buy the first thing you roll to under $5
Very Hard Mode: Buy the first thing under $10
Nightmare Mode: Buy the first thing you roll to regardless of price

of course i get memes

what the fuck is this shit

I have no use for the screen, went for the minimalistic wristband.

I live my life recklessly! :p

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>breathable

seems like a good way to get mouth cancer

Good meme

we are region

I received this today, bought it for the grandmother.

>$0.83 a piece
Should I stock up on these and sell them to leftists when they eventually want to riot against nazis/businessmen/people wroting wrong?

>Caven Kloie

Anyone knows how may I search for reviews or footage of this camera?

es.aliexpress.com/store/product/High-Quality-IMX179-4K-Ultra-HD-Panorama-360-degree-camara-deportiva-360-220-Degree-Panoramic-IR/1983657_32654589445.html?spm=2114.04010208.3.5.iKDBuC&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_2_10037_10017_10044_10043_406_10032_10040_10041_10042,searchweb201603_2&btsid=6125556c-3e04-49e6-a866-d408b0b389fb#feedback

Any Chink 360 cameras are worthwhile?

It only costs 83 cents, and your dignity.

It's pretty good for the price. Tried it a bit and the readings it gives seem accurate.

When I hold my breath the SpO2 percent drops like it should and the hearth rate it shows is accurate.

Yes.

what dignity?

How is this not safe, is this guy trying to meme me?

What if it shocks ur gran and she dies?

I'll be rich

Best

youtube.com/watch?v=EViyccc2t9w

id rather give my money to some chink who will answer my questions in chinglish and emoticons than the soulless kikes at amazon

Well, that's nice, how much was it?

Literally nothing explodes or catches fire.
I'm no electro nerd just tail me in plain English why it's bad.

If the aussie Redmi owner () is still around, where did you buy it from and how much did you pay?

Chinese people are so caring and defenseless when poor. But once they get the hold of an international bussiness... they will chink the shit out of you.

It runs main power directly through the water, so touching it can be lethal.

It was 8.99$ when I bought it.

gearbest.com/measurement-analysis/pp_203885.html

and it also produces hydrogen

Nope, electrolysis doesn't really happen with AC.

i'd say hd681 or takstar hi2050 but the 681 has piercing highs

gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html

meme knife for 5,65€

My 9 cent SD card reader doesn't even work but I reviewed it as working for goybeast points
Can't be bothered with support for a refund of 9 cents

>9 cent SD card reader
Wow, with the goybest points you got its practically free

Superlux EVO

hey is the underwear comfortable? jw

order more than you might need. I ordered just one and it came in snapped in half. theyre made of flimsy plastic

Is GearBest the best place to get the Miband 2?

Im curious about that too

Anyone have experience with these?

That guy just have poor judgement, never trust a Swede.

>soon /csg/ will have a body count

Do a video review and it's $1.40 worth of points from a $0.10 item

The cable is even tied in the hangman's knot

They know

Got a whole lot of chink shit today!!!

Yes, it doesn't itch. It's like any other underwear.

hey chinkshit.com guy
you should have a list of flash sales and/or a /random-flash path

Oh shit!

You washed it before wearing it right?