Who did it Sup Forums?

Who did it Sup Forums?

turnoff.us/geek/who-killed-mysql/

java

the user you fucking idiot

why would a user have access to a headless server you mongoloid

systemd

yer mum sat on it xD

BECAUSE HES A HACKER

Because he's a linkiddy /fglt/ poster that's reading through babby's first lunix book

LINQ and actual modern utilities. Not outdated bullcrap made before Windows became a reality.

Next!

>being killed by a language

Why would Ruby be in love with PostgreSQL?
Some hipster shit like mongodb would fit better.

>SIGKILL
The user.

Apache (executable)
Java, PHP, Ruby (runtimes)

>Languajes

Here is your (((You)))

apache. he's the only root and he knew mysql was sigkilled.

you lon in over ssh as root?

lol noob

Wish I could claim that honor. MySQL is shit and even worse shit now that it's an Oracle product. PostgreSQL has always been better, at least since the 90s.

systemd

>being autistic enough to hate one and love the other one of two standards that are exactly the same to the end user

Not exactly the same to the user when one breaks and the site goes down.

Aren't they the same to the developer, too?

Definitely not. SQL is a standard but MySQL in it's most common configurations doesn't support the standard as well as PostgreSQL. That's not why MySQL sucks though. It sucks because it's less reliable in terms of actually treating your data respectfully and guaranteeing that it gets stored in a predictable way. Plus, its clustering configuration is a clusterfuck.

It was clearly the User, in his infinite wisdom, ridding the System of that useless piece of shit.

MariaDB
Never liked that treacherous bitch!

PHP and ruby are languages.

Use of PHP indicates it was the user, but it was negligent homicide, not murder. Ignorance is not premeditation.

For how long will you le-PHP-is-cancer memelords keep thinking you're funny?

>inb4 pajeet

PostgreSQL was always better

How long until japmoot shuts down Sup Forums?