Let's try this again. Write a C++ program, one line per post

Let's try this again. Write a C++ program, one line per post.
>int main(int argc, char* argv[]) {return 0;}

void nigger(item){
steal(item);
}

process.exit(0);

while (true){

;

do {

int i;

/*

if (a < b && b > a)

;}
throw std::bad_alloc();

Kek

Console.WriteLine("hello world ");

*/

i++; break;

while(true) system(argv[0]);

#include

#include int main (void) { while (1) fork (); }

Return main(0,null);

switch struct enum {};

hello world

def lelimaprogrammer
{
printf(fizzBuzz.exe);
return 484984; //lel so random!

int memoryLeaks = 9001;

sudo apt-get install skype

while(true){cout

>it returns nothing

template struct is_faggot : public typename std::conditional::type {};

I see a lot of microcucks in here not using std::

// im gay

#define return while(1){std::cout

int ur(a){
if (a == OP)
printf("a faget");
}

break;