Normie shit and things they do

>"I'm gonna buy this nice laptop and not use it but for anything cept taking notes and getting on facebook!"

>netflix

>Owning a house phone

House phones are fucking great.

>I'm going to buy this $2000 dollar desktop and all I'm going to do is game on it!

This one pisses me off

how is this normie shit? what else would you do other than fucking code, make music and video edit, watch anime and listen to music?

Because normies buy 2000 dollar desktops and game on it. How is that not normal?

You can run mad VMs on that, so I would go with programming.

>inb4 I can game for 12 hours a day and still program!

Yeah you're "Hello world" isn't going to make the cut.

ITT

>People like different things then I do so I am going to complain about it

>"I'm gonna buy this nice laptop and not use it but for anything cept taking notes and getting on facebook!"

"hey friend, why not buy a chromebook or tablet instead if thats all you're gonna do with it"
>"uuum user what if i want to use photoshop"

Every fucking time.

Most normies I know buy PS4 and Xbox ones.
Non-normies I know like us will do this more often then get a system

meh, its more about the fact that normies have no idea how to tech

Oh lets not forget
>"You don't know how to work photoshop"
>"I can buy it then watch online tutorials"
>"No you wont"
>2 weeks later gets all the shit and complains that PS is too complicated
>complains he spent too much money on a computer and doesn't know how to do things with it cause he's a retard and doesn't know how to google shit

or my favorite

>"OMG! THAT'S SOO COOL! HOW DO YOU GET MOVIES WITH OUT THE DVD?"
...

People who make shitty threads on Sup Forums

>friends parents are millionaires
>buys him an alienware laptop
>he doesnt use it for anything but light video editing for his shitty youtube channel
>he literally only uses his iphone for everything
>boasts about how his computer is still like "brand new" even though he used it maybe a total of 12 times
>doesnt even like PC gaming,says its shit
>hes not being ironic. he literally plays CoD on PS4 24/7

forgot to mention his parents got the laptop for him in 2012.

I've found that normies hate tech advice unless they specifically ask for it

>"hey man you wanna clear that malware up and backup your files
>"nah I'm good"
>gets virus and loses all files months later

>"dude that product is junk, don't jump on it just because it's Black Friday"
>"user pls this is a great deal"
>device collecting dust 6 months later

>owning a house phone
Why would anybody do this

>Hey anonadmin, i can't open this attachment called invoice.doc.js
>Please fix your shit asap.

I got an Alienware laptop and don't game. I just use it for posting on Sup Forums and shit.

this sounds like my brother.

bought a $1,200 laptop, used it about 4 times since he bought it 3 months ago.

uses his iPhone for everything instead.

his laptop is capable of running gta v on high/medium? but plays it on ps4 instead.

dedicated spam line. it's why I keep mine.

555 get

>buying $2000 PC
>installing arch linux on it

Why?

>buy new laptop/desktop
>barely use it for 3 years
>still working
>throw it out completely "because it was old"
>e-mail is 100% full of only the files that were under 10 megs that they e-mailed to themselves

>be me playing portal 2 on laptop w/ 360 controller b/c trackpad is shit
>user is that an xbox?
>no does it look like one?
>so its a laptop but your playing with a controller?
>yes, yes i am
>oh my god user how did you hook up a xbox360 controller to your pc?

>downloads HD camrip
>nuh-uh it's going to be good quality. it says HD!

>Owning a house phone
>refusal to participate in the cellphone botnet is a "normie thing"

~$4 a month can get you unlimited calling now days.

stallmans wang was just too tasty

I can confirmed this

Is there a word for being poor and angry?

To make calls from inside your house

Normies do normie things, play videogames, while non-normies will use $2000 to do compute.

you should just hang yourself and the problems will all go away

All of you sound underage

Alienware owner here.
I don't understand why people think it's ok to by shit tier stuff just because you aren't always doing the hardest thing that stuff can do.

Would you buy a total piece of shit car just because you don't plan on doing any racing in it? No, you get what's comfiest and best within your budget.

explain. I'd like to see your reasoning

Most people don't know that tho, that's how this works


y tho?

But why, honestly

You are a normie. Nothing you do is in any way special you fuckin idiot. Just because you have interest in one thing doesn't make you different from people having interest in another thing. You just point and laugh at what you call normie to hide your insecurity with women. Get a life idiot.

Holy projecting

Not using a VoIP phone

Owning a Synology or QNAP NAS instead of a bitrot proof FreeBSD ZFS rig with full ECC

>normie detected.

>using a voip phone

Stfu normie

>HURR DURR I AM SPECIAL THAT'S WHY NO ONE LIKES ME

>I'm going to use this powerful laptop just for browsing Facebook
>I'm going to use this weak tablet for editing movie clips, programming and office work

God damn, projection much?
Are you upset user? would you like to talk about it? As a community, I feel that we should talk out our feelings.
We don't need another white boy shooting up a school.

user, I salute you if you're really dealing with FreeBSD on a daily basis for a NAS.

Personally, I just don't want to deal with that shit. Linux is one thing, but everything goes to shit if you don't understand everything perfectly with shit like FreeNAS.

I accept that I don't have the time or energy and I just bought a Synology like a pleb because it just werks™

>I'm going to buy a $5000 dollar computer and run benchmarks to boost my ego

Whats the point oft having a live? Cant remember

*of ... damn autocorrect

Non normies will use that $2000 to exclusively shitpost on Sup Forums

Playing games is for underage people, and they have their own board.
>b-but muh pc mustardrays

>underaged people
>I think I'm cool and an adult cause I don't play games
Go away.

so you are underaged?

Go to summer school, learn to read, learn to click on links, and click on the following red string of characters

Nah, 24
Why is it "underaged" to play games? I know a shit ton of adult gamers. Get over it

Make me faggot.

>implying I can't use the filter
I was just lazy.

>implying I can't just take off a name and fuck around
>implying I use that name at all

I'll just block that Anonymous faggot

He just shits up this board anyway

>God damn anonymous, GOTTA FUCK EVERYTHING UP!

The fuck is wrong with netflix?

I haven't seen anyone with a house phone in years, even my grandparents don't have a damn house phone.

Damn right i spend a lot on a laptop for notes and normie book. That shit lags and i get fucking tilted off the earth. i fucking hate lag. Damn it pisses me off. I overbuy to avoid it.

most games are above 18, user. In fact, the average is 31 years old.

gamers* fuck me.

nah, was just hoping you were and would say im 16 and get b& and v&

have a nice day, fellow gentooman

Nah, good day to you too sir

>Streaming media

This. Especially if you live in an area with lots of tourism. Normies won't be able to make calls due to limited bandwidth, but you're house phone is on a private line.

Tell them to install a chroot and use gimp

>mother had some HP vista laptop
>just uses it for emails, photos and Skype
>she says she wants newer windows because of muh adverts
>gives it to IT shop
>i-its too o-old
>comes back with £600 laptop with windows 10
>ask her what they did with old laptop
>'oh they were really helpful and said they would sell it for me'
>so it's not that shit then if they can sell it?
>I don't know user, I believe them

I should open an IT shop and rip off boomers, seems way too easy.

any and all consumer grade laptops are pure shit these days so it's not like they could make a good decision if they wanted.

also, netflix is cheap as fuck and more convenient than even piracy.

>compiling software takes powerful hardware
Yeah, maybe if you're running a fucking build server and you're doing multiple compile jobs at any given time.

>owns a computer
>uses phone for everything except document editing

I don't understand. Smartphones are great as a secondary device, but a computer is much more usable and performant.

/thread

Bunch of fucking kids using greentext to feel special.

Fuck off

>they told me to delete system32

Synology also have nice looking hardware. Never seen a better looking personal file server