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Hey /gay/ how 2 hack?
If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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you dirty MOTHERFUCKER

Hey friend you like my thread?

Nice meme

Save it, it's all yours

Go back to Sup Forums you stupid kid. Learn how to use Kali Linux.

Awesome thread isn't it

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Bump

I'm 24 years old and I still wet my bed

You must be new here. Being a rude little bitch won't get you any favors here. This is not the random board. This the tech board. You're not a 1337 haxx0r. You're a little boy. Now learn HTML and CSS and fuck off.

Nice seeing you all here tonight!

IM PRETTY MUCH TRYING TO HACKENING THIS THREAD AND I ALSO DDOS THE PONTAGOON.
THE IP IS 127.0.0.1.
I WILL HACK YOUR Sup Forums ACCOUNTS I ALREADY GOT YOUR PASSWORDS.
HAHA
YOU ARE RETARDED.
THE USERNAME "USERNAME" AND THE PASSWORD "PASSWORD" PROOVE THAT YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB.

This is better than your typical /ptg/ thread. Keep it up.

Hey friend

Get a gun and shoot yourself in the head, degenerate Sup Forums spillage scum.
Fuck off

What you gonna do? Stab me?

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Yolo, sage is still keeping my mom alive.

install gentoo

Edgy cunt

Wtf?

no mom pls ;_;

Sod off

By writing a smart software solution for a complex problem that might exist on a system.

Better to be safe. Fag.

I'm just here so that my mom wont die tonight

Yeah, with my dick. Pull down your panties and show your boipucci

In June 2000, while visiting Korea, I did a fun hack that clearly illustrates the original and true meaning of the word "hacker".

I went to lunch with some GNU fans, and was sitting down to eat some tteokpaekki, when a waitress set down six chopsticks right in front of me. It occurred to me that perhaps these were meant for three people, but it was more amusing to imagine that I was supposed to use all six. I did not know any way to do that, so I realized that if I could come up with a way, it would be a hack. I started thinking. After a few seconds I had an idea.

First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand. That was not so hard, though I had to figure out where to put them so that I could control them individually. Then I used my right hand to put the other three chopsticks into my left hand. That was hard, since I had to keep the three chopsticks already in my right hand from falling out. After a couple of tries I got it done.

Then I had to figure out how to use the six chopsticks. That was harder. I did not manage well with the left hand, but I succeeded in manipulating all three in the right hand. After a couple of minutes of practice and adjustment, I managed to pick up a piece of food using three sticks converging on it from three different directions, and put it in my mouth.

It didn't become easy—for practical purposes, using two chopsticks is completely superior. But precisely because using three in one hand is hard and ordinarily never thought of, it has "hack value", as my lunch companions immediately recognized. Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.

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Whoever wrote this has autism

>le autism maymay

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Yes. Yes he does.

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