Is this enough thermal paste?

Is this enough thermal paste?

Nah mate you need double the amount for optimal performance.

as long as you put toothpaste on the other side, sure

You need to mush is around with your finger first so its nice and even around the cpu.

the mixture of thermal paste with cum gives the best performance surprisingly

temps decrease a lot

I tried but it doesn't spread around, it just pushed it into the pins

You just got to keep at it, all the pins need to be covered or else it won't evenly cool the cpu.

Just try to get even coverage, use a tooth pick if you need to. It will spread out when you install it

You have to make sure every pin is covered then throw it in the microwave for 10 minutes

Yeah but it's for cooling right so you gotta remember to apply an ice pack to it for at least a few minutes before installing

this
I also once tried cum only, did a decent job by itself.
whoever doesn't have cum in their cpu is a fucking casual

Y-you should h-hot glue it user...

Obviously, you don't wasn't to just insert it fresh from the microwave!

Set it into the socket and pull down the ufc arm bar

Yes. Insert it into the slot, plug it in and fire her up.

Don't forget to place a pea sized amount of elmers glue on top of the chip. Then place your stock car cooler on top and click into place.

I don't have an icepack, but I put an ice cube on top of it, will that do?

Perfect user.. you're doing great

hi /r/Sup Forums

remember to glue your cooler to the cpu, you don't want it detaching, do you?

Should be fine, just make sure you store it in a shoe overnight

We'll get into more advanced things later.. like Sup Forums clocking. We want to make sure that chip is singing at a silky smooth 4.067 volts

Toothpick it so that it is evenly distributed

A secret tip is to microwave the chip to get the thermal paste to spread evenly around the pins. Then you put the icecube on it.

I gave him that tip earlier

Make sure to overwatch the cpu.. you don't want to miss anything

>cube

Cum on it, OP.

Wtf I hate Sup Forums now.
Everyone giving false advise here.
JUST FUCKING CUM ON IT YOU FAGGOT.
Everything else will ruin it.
Cum on it and post result

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I think you're ready to install it into the motherboard.

he did it, he actually did it, the absolute madman

ebin

Is this it, is this the new "Tile" fetish?

Lost

I wonder what brand of CPU this is for you to violate it so,

user, I think you need to add some grape jelly. Purple is a "cold" color, so therefore it will make your processor cool.

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Oh cool, so nothing of value was lost

>I'm just pretending to be retarded
>uhuhuhu
>*heavy breathing
>huhuhu

I only have strawberry

>underside
No it's not.
You need to spread it out to fill the full surface if you're gonna LN2.

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Um...user..

Better not then, jelly is an advanced step so its optional.

Are you daring to challenge OP's skills?

Did you not see his Ice Melting Longshot Cumshot? He's a pro.

Do it OP.

Actually in practice this won't be an issue if OP compensates. Strawberry jelly is primarily red which means the temperature of the unit may be an issue, however OP can counter balance this by dampening the hue of the jelly.

Personally I recommend mixing white sugar and enough milk to bring the jelly mixture to a neutral pastel shade.

This should ensure that you achieve the efficiency of adding the compound, without temperature concerns.

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Excellent execution OP, knew you had it in you.

Thanks, user. It's a dark enough red - it won't ruin the processor.

wa la!

You fucked up OP, you're temps are going to be all over the place!

It's not the end of the world, you could offset this by installing it and covering your entire board in veggie oil.

It needs to be wiped off and changed every three days though, so it's a bit of a commitment.

now eat it

what is this, HowToBasic?

Personally I would recommend a generous amount of olive oil.

In order for lower temps you need to add milk

YOUR CUM WAS SUFFICIENT

The fucking madman

As long as it is extra virgin, you get what you pay for after all.

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Perfect OP! It's time to instal it into your rig, but did you clean the socket with cum first?

Ah, this looks like a swell thread for some quirky hijinks and....and...

You didn't add enough.

But that was a whole tube of arctic silver 5

We need a benchmark now, if good, you can ship bottles of cum.

This is at least the 5th time I've seen this happen on Sup Forums.

>sausage fingers
you were saying?

Impressive.

Your boyfriend probably loves to feel that big load shoot up in his guts.

It's just the angle lol, my fingers are normal size

>wedding ring
C U C K

why are you wearing your fathers ring

>not a wedding ring

Close enough though.

Lose some weight

>

I love that plate. Where did you get it?

Amazon

>number tattos on fingers

hello subhuman

It's a gang thing from years back.

>my fingers are normal size
>attaches pic of stubby sausage fingers

>2012 tattoo on fingers

are you gonna tell me you are a normal person too, instead of a degenerate?

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Mirin that plate

I'm far from normal lol, according to my court appointed psychologist anyway.

does your psych ward not have a patio?
get some sun, your soft skin looks as white as a baby's ass
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needs some mayo

i use this cpu daily
rip lil bastard

>kek

Please make this a Sup Forums meme

:(

Is this an epic OC thread?

>using future tier semen+jelly+thermal pasta pesto cooling methods
>negating ur performance gains with a garbage tier mechanical keyboard

enjoy ur rig that will be so slow that u won't even get good fps in solitaire frienderoo.

Kek, you must have some tiny balls for such a small load.

When OP is god tier

Get your bf to lick the cum off from the plate.

Also post your face

Now put it in microwave and post pics

Yeah, 2012 apparently, kek.

Yeah, I forgot 2012 was last month...

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Holy shit, we have an actual fucking crazy person on our hands!

Oh my... What drugs are you on

>not /mlp/ background
5/10