>you meet a girl in an internet café
>you guys talk for a long while
>she likes coding html, C, and python
>you pop the question "what OS do you use?"
>she replies "i like OSX user" while she repeted press space bar five times on her line of code for python
What do?
Shout "Allahu akbar" and proceed to beat the living shit out of her
Install Gentoo
Explain to her that four spaces are all that is necessary, and that, basically, she's a pleb.
>women using internet
>women coding
>women even knowing what a keyboard is
HARAM!!!
run home to tell Sup Forums about it like a bitch
Fuck her in the vagina.
Pull out my ThinkPad T420 and start watching Kiniro Mosaic.
>haha oh wow user I didn't know you were a pedophile
Sex her in the vaginal area then punch her throat
This.
Fucking normies
REEEEEEEEE
I'm sure you aren't the 280,470th person to say that exact fucking stupid ass phrase
you forgot your frog m8
Wake up and cry
really makes you think
>coding html
I'm all out of glorious Facebook memes my friends! I collected two of them and forgot the other four. They told me they give you many on the facebook. os id check a bit here and there nigg
Give her a crash course in dom editing with javascript.
Show her some standard docs for whitespace and then tell her that she should set up a remote *nix machine to program in and let her know I could help her out.
?
>"Oh thats great"
>"mee too"
>*quickly boot my vm hackintosh in a thinkpad
>OSX
Dropped.
take my T460s and tell her how to properly add 4 spaces with just one keypress
What actually happens
>h-hey cutie do you like le coding hehe ecksdee?
>the fuck is your problem?
>oh you like C I see haha I'm so funneh
>what the fuck are you talking about? you smell weird
>uh what um OS do you like?
>I'm typing on a fucking macbook retard
>ew what a shame, I don't think it will work between us
>she presses the screen of her iphone five times to call the cops
>Kiniro Mosaic.
Good taste. Karen a best.
By far more plausible.
Tell her that tabs are superior and she should shove that space bar up her ass
Laugh because she doesn't know to use superior swift and instead uses cuck-tier objc.
Then go suck my bf's dick, just mac dev things~
Send her Transmission 2.9
>you meet a girl
I don't meet girls, I don't even talk to girls.
Tabs or spaces...
>"I don't think I'd like to continue this conversation. Have a nice day."
>get up and walk out
that question would not have been asked by me, as soon as
>python
was mentioned i would have walked away and left her with the check
kek
cunt punt because it's either 4 spaces or 1 tab. Bitch needs to get punished.
>she presses the screen of her iphone five times to call the cops
why do normie women hate nerds?
we're rich, kinky and funny
forgot pic
>rich
I hope you said that ironically. Anyone who uses a thinkpad and/or loonix as a main operating system is a neet.
>kinky
Women only want Chad to be kinky
>funny
No
>5 times space in python
Oh you got me good user. Real fucking good, i got triggered.
>thinkpad and/or loonix as a main operating system is a neet
I don't use thinkpads. I only use Linux when doing edgy shit online.
I actually have a job.
Do most autists on Sup Forums actually not have a job?
assume she's not retarded and has her reasons until proven otherwise
Nobody presses spacebar many times in a row, every good IDE just inserts 4 spaces when pressing tab
>When the decker is tired of you not protecting his ass
Find a new career because apparently I couldn't recognize the OSX she was actively using
Karen is Sup Forumss waifu
this. although more accurately: girls don't talk to me.
Trips of truth. Tabs are superior to spaces in every way.
Coach her on proper form, tell her to install gentoo, then marry
pic related
Slam her pussy like she slammed that space bar.
Seriously, if she shows even moderate interest in the workings of technology and how coding works (even if she's just starting out with markup languages and easy ones like Python), AND she's not socially inept, you get along well and she maybe even looks good, you'd better romance her ASAP. You'll have plenty of time to show her the way of GNU/Linux then.
Internet cafés don't exist anymore. Haven't you gone outside in the past 20years?
0/10 outdated as fuck
>>TFW I have that GL shirt
ZIMBABWE
OS X is GOAT for programming.
>four spaces
>more then two
Linux is miles ahead of any overpriced Apple crap.
Than
Karen is shit tier. The redhaired lesbian is by far the best
I use the tab key, but it inserts 4 spaces. What now?
>this is 2016 not 1991
go allu akbar yourself
> coding
> html
lol
Kek
A true badass detected.
> muh aaaesch tee emm ell isn;t el coderino
> muh talking in the language of the snek
> muh non free as in antifreeze gahnoo plas leeducks os
> muh tab supremacy over spaces
> Lord Shig of House Dig
HTML coding is pretty obnoxious. If you webdev, say as much and at least sperg out on your strung-together-glued-with-spit-webapp that's like facebook but for your stomach or some retarded shit that pulls from 10 gorillion 5 line repositiories (because the backend is written in javascript).
While general grief and shit-flinging can be had on the details on one's coding partices and tools, I can at least enjoy when someone is enthusiastically into programming and wants to improve and learn.
The rest is secondary.
Say "I like OS X too, I run it on my desktop"
>while she repeted press space bar five times on her line of code for python
Who the hell uses 5 space indenting?
>spaces
Kek
It's part of the joke. Python only works with a tab or 4 space indentation
women
burn it
...
>you meet a girl in an internet café
I despise people who hang out there
>you guys talk for a long while
long while? if I'm grabbing a coffee I'll be there 10 minutes at most
>she likes coding html, C, and python
if she can conciliate those 3 things in a conversation about coding then she's probably repeating shit she overheard
>you pop the question "what OS do you use?"
in no hypothetical situation would I ever give a shit about that
>she replies "i like OSX user" while she repeted press space bar five times on her line of code for python
I say "that's not PEP8 compliant" and punch her in her stupid woman face
>basketball Americans in charge of trigger discipline
>Python only works with a tab or 4 space indentation
Disgusting.
It is. At least tabs can be adjusted to be 2 to 8 spaces long. However, it keep the newbies from writing code like.
#include
int main(){
printf("lawls, I am the leetz haxxorz nau :^)\n");
for(int i = 0; i < 10; i++)
{
printf("lololol\n");
}}
The python interpreter will choke on indentation like that and refuse to run the program no matter if it is technically correct.
Don't worry about it. You can just teach your daughter the proper way. That way she's finds out the hard way that she was wrong.
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>using the smiley with a carat nose
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