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I'm a 40 year old man that's worked full time since I was 15. How do I become a NEET?

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We need to know what country you are in. Certain countries are easier than others to "abuse" welfare.

You don't become a neet, you're born one. You need some kind of a mental disorder to want nothing but eating and shitting in life.

just gave up my NEETcred by getting a job.

In one way i feel better about myself in another i really miss being able to crash out and watch a movie at 2pm before anyone comes home.

On the plus side doing a normal job has finally made me realise i'd love to do something creative or in the gaming field, so i'll be making some efforts towards facilitating that.

sorry, blogging a bit, just getting stuff off my chest.

lol dont worry life will find a a way of fucking it all up at least mine did.

wew no work 4me

so true i pissed my self

Quit your job, claim government benefit and move in with your parents.

>worked full time for 25 years
>doesn't have enough to retire on

hahahhahahhahah faggot.

been there done that.

just wait till you hit the trifecta

>25
>no job
>no friends
>nothing to do
>n33t
feels weird man like society has totally fucked off.

>boomers everyone

I am rapidly approaching what you have described except I have a job and will have my degree soon.

I stopped making new friends and have nothing in common with my old friends

huehue

im just gonna go full mad max mode soon i dont even care.

>boomers everyone

i don't even. I'm millenial scum. Been working full time for 3 years now. If I earn my current salary for the next 27 years (thus totalling 30 years of full time work), based on the savings I have accrued in the last 3 years, I will have just under half a million dollars. This includes renting my current place, but does not account for inflation.

You don't need to be a boomer to not waste your money.

>slaving away 30 years of your life for a measily half a mil
why even botherer?

Just get a job my man. Pretty comfy if you find a place that you can tolerate. Hobbies can be extremely fun - even being a road warrior would take time and skill building.

I just have no desire to communicate with other humans anymore and because of this defect I will die alone.

Not how it works. Also if you are only projecting half a million in that time span you will be broke/in debt by the time you are 30 unless you keep advancing.

>Just get a job my man.
ive been trying for almost 10 years its not happening mate australia doesnt have any.

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because you can spend the other 30 years of your life smoking weed and playing video games. or whatever the fuck you want.

Not just half a mil though, that's half a mill in savings, readily available in an account. Superannuation and the value of the house I should own by then would put it easily over a million in assets.

Not half a million total earnings, half a million saved up. I've put away a little over $15k each year from my $70k pre tax salary. That's $55k after tax. Taking out what I put away, that's $40k of expenses each year, which I don't think is unreasonable. All values AUD.

So move. If you have the accent you would instantly have an ice breaker for picking up chicks and interviews etc in the US. I went online and applied for 8 jobs and got 4 offers...

>30
>no job
>limited friends back in home country
Meh, close enough

i dont care ive got a property already me mum left it to me all good mate
Went online where? People always say this shit then when i go to apply magically the job isnt there or its shit
its alrite mate we always have Sup Forums

>kills self

>be super autist NEET with actual diagnoses
>no drive to better myself
>couldnt get a shitty minimum wage job back when i lived with my parents despite applying everywhere
>completely fucked myself by moving to the middle of nowhere kansas
>at least its better then being homeless
>I spend all the money thatI get from SSDI that doesnt go to my rent and other bills on computers.
>have absolutely no friends so i watch youtube and shitpost all day


Just waiting till the day i man up enough to kill myself.

>life always goes 100% according to plan I have it all figured out the rest of you are just lazy and stupid
t. 18 year old

There is plenty of good life out there
Yupp

>There is plenty of good life out there
Yeah if you havent been consistently shat on and dealt a shit hand by literally everything you ever touch or try.

Guess i just got fuck all luck.
This desu.

cunt could get hit by a screaming memetruck and end up a veggie

You seem to understand the reality of the world so I don't get why you are even phased by a shitty hand.

Life is your stream of consciousness from birth to death and the external stimuli that make up your experiences.

Go get good stimuli.

>australia doesn't have any
>move to USA
>for a job

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

There are jobs in australia, and workers don't get completely fucked over here. You'd have to be an absolute moron to move to america for a job, unless you've specialised to the point where we actually have no jobs for you here. You're not a nuclear physicist, so you're not in that category.

Get a job as a tradie. Get a job as a shelf packer. Get a job selling booze. The only reason you don't have a job is that you're not trying hard enough.

So you're saying that I shouldn't have a long term plan for my savings and to make sure I have enough money to live comfortably when I am no longer able to work?

I could absolutely get hit by a truck tomorrow. but that's no excuse for being irresponsible with my money and not having a long term plan.

And you know what? If something bad does happen, I'll have all that money I've saved up until that point.

>HURRRRRRR

if I end up a veggie, my savings and a comfortable life when I retire are literally the last of my considerations. My primary consideration would be how to convince someone to euthanise me.

Confirmed for raging meme of a modern kid

I'm glad I have angered you :^)

There is no reason to be upset friend :^)

it's ok. Just relax man.

Brit here with aussie citizenship, if this whole brevet thing goes sideways i'll probably turn up on your collective doorstep.

How's the /tg/ scene over there?

According to this all animals are mentally ill

small. idk anything outside 40k, but the few games workshop shops I've seen around all closed up after a year or so.

The only one I know that it still open is the main one in the middle of Sydney.

yes plz to britbong immigrants. Balance out some of the brownness over here. You can leave the indians and mudslimes behind.

>humans and animals are psychologically identical

Calm down haha

clam down man it's all g

>niggers

Our goals and wants are the same in the end, we achieve ridiculous things just to be able to eat, fuck, and play more efficiently. NEETs come from people who realize they already have enough to live comfortably and a lack of social shame, and that social shame is the only reason people go through so much shit just to get nice cars and other status symbols that an enlightened neet has no interest in

>Our goals and wants are the same in the end
Even if this was correct (it's not, and some humans desire a tad more), your chances to reach the "fuck" stage is massively impaired as a neet. As is getting any contact with new people unless you're some kind of a weird version of a social neet.

>and that social shame is the only reason people go through so much shit just to get nice cars and other status symbols
While social stigma is a big reason, there are quite a bit people who do like their jobs and would turn depressed from the neet life.

You're being just like the wage cucks who are mad about neets, just another extreme.

>your chances to reach the "fuck" stage is massively impaired as a neet

There's this thing called craigslist, guys will suck your dick for free and they don't even have to know how you live or care :^)

I don't know OP, I've always been a NEET since high school. It would be difficult to claim you can't work as you've demonstrated for 25 years that you can...

You can't be a NEET while in highschool

By since high school, I meant 'since highschool finished'.