/csg/ - Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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user gets sunglasses and fountain pen Chinks couldn't comprehend the nonsense user was spouting user gets advice for replica Wayfarers user does review of xiaomi dash cam he got user gets advice on Kingdian chink SSD user gets advice on some odd rechargable battery thingy user gets scales Previous thread:

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off by one
off by fucking one
wasted

the scripting was strong with this one.

repostan from last thread
anyone have experience with nohon?
looking to replace my Note 3's battery and they are the only ones to produce them with NFC antenna save for samsung themselves

Any chink smartwatches that come with android wear or are there only shitty OS versions?

I've heard the original LG G watch is now silly cheap but hopefully there's chink watches with better battery life or better screens

nice meme

gearbest.com/classic-retro-toys/pp_267237.html

Reposting from last bread:
Has anyone chanced upon a decent cheap chink GBA emulator? I want it to be able to either take cartridges or read off an SD card. About the size of a GB micro?

Should I just get a GB micro? They're so expensive...

You could probably get a gba sp (ags-101 for the superior screen) and pair of up with this.
gearbest.com/video-game/pp_165480.html
Much cheaper than getting a Micro.

I mean I have the same SP I got when I was like, 13. I was kinda hoping there'd be a sleeker option though.

I would get a GB micro, but the lack of gb and gbc support kills it for me.

People asking for advice isn't exactly news.

>NEWS
• user unboxes the Xiaomi Yi posts pic of it in action • user receives a skate tool • user receives brandless sunglasses and JinHao fountain pens posts pics of his JinHao pens and sunglasses • user receives Xiaomi Mi Scales, posts review • After flashing his RUIZU X02 user's having trouble finding his music tries flashing its firmware again • user that received his engine cylinder off AliExpress has fully assembled it on his ATV bike • user buys large amount of super glue for cheap

thanks

• user receives his Xiaomi Mi Key, a 10cent egg seperator and a LED flying toy to give to his nephew

Nice trips, but all of those are in OP. Except of the last two.

James Donkey came in today, I'll probably do a review of all 3 vs. my 4 year old steelseries sensei in the next couple days.

oh shit negro

do they do knock off intellimouses?

Just the single post without the other posts linked that contain actual items and or reviews.

from this pic i can already tell you that

-you will need to push side button super far for them to click
-mouse is not comfy
-scroll wheel is too far
-ofc shit sensor

Are there any cheaper flashcards or nah?

Well shit. Whoever is intrested can click on it.

Is tracking through aliexpress to be trusted?

Way to not get the point of the news, it's meant to recap the previous threads chink shit reviews and what not making it easy to re-read that shit.

Hello, can anybody help me find a enclosure for this SSD?
gearbest.com/laptop-accessories/pp_227234.html

Seems this one will not fit.

gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_362315.html

Why not get the KingDian S280-120GB for $28? (That's after you throw some gbpoints at it) Without its $33.99

Then it'd fit with
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_362315.html

Too

>1.8" 32 GB SSD
Why? Just get a 1280 GB S280. A 32 GB SSD will not be much faster than a USB stick.
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html

not really, you get used pretty quickly to the first part
mouse is comfy
scroll wheel is normal
the sensor is ok, there's no acceleration

i don't have that much money.... that's why i need a 1.8 enclosure, seems there's no one in gearbest

Not him but I haven't seen many cheaper.

The most populuar was the EZ Flash and it was 30-40 bucks.

Op look and learn.

Thank you newsman

>i don't have that much money
then it's not worth it

>going on vacation on friday
>like 4-5 chink shit orders coming home next week when I get home

This is heaven.

Any Gearbest experts here?
Is Gearbests Priority Direct Mail the same thing as Banggoods Priority Direct Mail? (Shipping over the Netherlands, no customs)

Whats the best VR for $20 and lower? Using a Moto X Pure. If it's simply cardboard, tell me.

It's not worth it, but you could get a 60 GB drive for the cost of a 32 GB + enclosure.

I don't know if any anons have tried the S180. aliexpress.com/item/KingDian-Hot-Item-S180-60-S280-120-S280-240-GB-SSD-SATA3-2-5-internal-SSD/32650541724.html

I personally use the FIIT VR 2N and it's nice, haven't actually found much VR apps though.

If you have the cash, go for a BOBOVR Z4 as that has the magnetic button used by cardboard apps, or buy a bluetooth controller/gamepad.

Revo k101

>have 7$ GB points
What buy?

Also forgot to say, if you want the really nice packaging for the mouse don't buy the cheapest one on ali like I did.

es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Tingker-Triple-Knowles-Inducido-Equilibrado-de-Hierro-M-vil-IEMS-HIFI-M-sica-Auriculares-Auriculares-de/1213684_32667545792.html?btsid=4a52b1f5-5ea6-4f3a-b38a-3fc97efe42c0&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_3_10049_10017_405_404_407_406_10040,searchweb201603_8&spm=2114.04010208.3.129.h1rYmD

Anybody did try it?

IEMs are so delicate that I would never spend so much on two mini drivers

>they don't fit

You will get it for dirt cheap, but I don't think it will receive Android Wear 2.0 update, like the first gen of Moto 360.

>expecting large toes from the country that literally thought it was a good idea to bind their feet to make them even smaller

Will you ping us on Discord? I am really looking forward to your review.

Delicate how much?
Like early SSD you sang to them lullabies and they broke anyways?

this is absolutely scarry

Is it gud?

any good chink windows tablets with a keyboard case, i need something for school that i can refund, don't want to waste money on actually spending money on tech

Is 34$ good price for kingdian 120gb? Is the flash sale a placebo?

gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html

Was mainly thinking I'd getting it for videos/porn. Feel like $30 is a bit much for that

There was a better flash sale of it on Gearbest two weeks back making it $29, but you can just use your GBpoints to take it to $28

That's basically the normal price, they are on sale almost all the time. $36 on Ali with with tracking.

>all these idiots buying redmis
I bet they can't even survive one fall into a toilet full of piss. BAKA

So I'll wait a bit then, thanks.

shoo shoo

Are they reliable? as I can trust it with my OS?

Don't remind me about that.

I already posted here that I missed that sale TWICE for being drunk as fuck.

It only takes 274 points to make it $28 though, who knows when it'll go back on sale for $29

You don't need an enclosure

It's a matter of principle now.

People here have had okay experience with them but I have no personal experience. I'm just gonna pop one in my old thinkpad and see how it works. Just waiting for a good price to please my inner jew.

They work but for how long we don't really know. People have had them for at least a few months

are there any decent iphone 5c replacement lcd/digitizer screens on any ofthe /csg/ shits?

who the fuck uses a toilet to store piss?

Are chuwi tablets any good quality? or should I stick with teclast

Thinking of buying a portable battery for my Z3. Should I buy brand or is chink alright? Im kind of scared of /housefire/ when it comes to chinese electronics to be honest.
Also I see on ebay there's stuff with ridiculous capacity like 50Ah which is like 15 full recharges on my phone. Is that bullshit?

They're all pretty much the same desu. They're not much cheaper on chinkshit sites than Ebay or Amazon etc.

i think they sell genuine ones.
damn i loved my intellimouse, too bad the scroll broke :(

i have the 99c one, link for the other two ?

Daily reminder not to buy anything drone-related from Gaybest
youtube.com/watch?v=cd_8q_nvLCg&feature=youtu.be

I got scammed out of $20 and all I have to show for it is two busted drones and import fees I paid as if they worked.

I keep on forgetting about this thread. For the Germany guy ordering from BG, they listed it as under $30 so it should be fine.

30th day ordered Xiaomi Hybrid arrived.

much appreciated bro. i got a 5c that is mint, outside of the touchscreen going retard, and the bitch at the apple store saying i could give you a new 5SE, but no. pay $130 for a new screen.

so i said fuck that noise, I'll fix it myself. goddamn ebay and the faggot seller screwed me over on it.

...

Search James Donkey on ali.

Both the blue and LED one are 99c so which do you have? if you have the LED one don't bother getting the blue one. If you have the blue one sorry but the LED is currently out of stock it seems.

I bought a Xiaomi Mi4 from a local online store here, hopefully it fares well until the Mi6

I have the LED
the blue looks cool

Jesus man it's like easiest repair in the world, you only have to swap motor and solder two shitty wires.

What does this mean?

That it ships in Jan 2017, duh

FREE SHIPPING

RRP is £13.85

I saw some GBA related posts, now I'd like to ask if any of you know about a quality backlit mod for the original GBA.

>decent iphone 5c
now that's an oxymoron

January 2017?? Shit

I don't have access to any soldering equipment. I know it's probably something as easy as you say it is, and I do hate myself for not being able to do it but I'm more pissed off by the fact these chinks fucked me over.

It's not nearly as good, either way this was the cheapest I could find it now, it was 99c free shipping just a couple of days ago. All the cheap mice are disappearing it seems.

www.ebay.com/itm/Blue-Mouse/262471161555

yeah, i'm waiting for the led to restock
but i think we've already discussed this.

don't like the blue anymore, no fwd/back buttons.

kek. i just need the little bastard of a screen to last long enough to sell the fucker, and recoup my investment.

while i did love my iPhone 4 in 2011, that was then, and this is now.

aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Professional-Colorful-Backlight-4000DPI-Optical-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-Mice-Nov-1826/32539062272.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10049_10017_405_404_407_406_10040,searchweb201603_1&btsid=0a6523eb-7d1c-410e-8000-92f85114a7de

Any of you guys use this? It looks identical to the Anker one I have

kanker

kek

99c on ebay, at least 2 people here have them

I didn't noticed that GB got Xiaomi Transformer too.
gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_366740.html

You got a used computer stuff store in your area? I have one, they have intellimouses in there. Good shit. But I'd prefer a new one if I could, just they are so damn expensive

Is 17 Dollars cheap or a the normal price for hybrids?

Jesus Christ

Question:
does it work like a tablet or not?
Reply:
Hello josh,
Attention: This product is just a plastic toy which has the tablet appearance and the concept of deformation. It does not have the function of tablet as well as robot vital signs.

for a long time i used a MS laser desktop 7000 mouse, which i recently changed with the 99c LED mouse mentioned above

Get an Anker one

Source: Galaxy S4 with NFC

how do I trick my gf into letting me use her credit card?
I'm currently on a debit card that only has enough go into it each week for groceries.