Mysterious Object

I found this at my local thrift store and i have no idea what it could be used for. any ideas?

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Shagpile carpet. Popular in the 70's. Used as flooring layer.

is that a fucking machine?
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The end looks like an XLR connection . Possibly part of a broadcast camera stand?

only distinguishable marking on the whole assembly

Thats a Anal probe semi-rare alien tech you could probably pawn it in Las Vegas for some credits

the voltage / amperage. not helpful. maybe the icon design is an old company logo. perhaps.

probably to do with film/tv studio audio

you might be onto something. the pot is used to control the speed of a motor which osculates this piston....

This
Or a microphone stand thing

or shaft i guess you would call it

looks like vector security

that build quality. my guess is , this is custom made from different parts for some kind of tv/broadcast use.

That's an b21fre model used for probing in the late 60's and during the earlier 70s by poorer alien races.. it's worth a decent pile of credits to the right buyer.. nice found thought looks unused how's the smell?

the pin markings are the same as a female XLR connector.

gross. its one of those things women use to pleasure themselves.

This.
It could be a mic.

That's an XLR port, but what in blue blazes is it? That's no mic I've ever come across...

It's a homemade connection to a motor controller.
This is a dildo machine. Attach a dildo to the top rail. Face anus or vagina towards dildo.
Pulse width modification for his pleasure.

It's a heavy camera mount, ya tools

that oscillates??

>a heavy camera mount has 1-4 inches of linear actuation

Assault microphone. Good thing you got one since they are banned.

wouldnt that use a stepper? this motor feels like a brushed motor.

well i stand corrected. The pot outputs to 4 wires..

Motors are motors, familia.
Stepper motors are great for rotating up to speed and keeping a stable RPM, or precise rotations (they also have 4 pins)
This is for a BLDC motor. It delivers torque. Which is necessary to push a dildo up someone's tight virgin ass.

You're right. i confused stepper with servo

vintage studio and broadcast microphones connect with XLR. Contemporary studio mics still do.

The connection on the bottom of the mic in the pic is XLR.

my curiousity is that i dont see any wires inside that connect. let alone a power, ground and drain

I'm quite aware, user.

What I'm saying is that thing doesn't look like a mic. Only logical thing I've seen so far is camera mount. That looks like a 3.5mm male jack, too, so maybe it's a mount with an XLR > 3.5mm converter for the cameras mic in?

the chip is a texas instruments ne555p

timers can be used for anything..

I think we are in the right ballpark.It would be fair to say audio feed via XLR has been connected to the mount at some stage.

>555 timer
Confirmed for motor controller. This is definitely a dildobot.

maybe its a camera mount custom made into a microphone boom?

I'm a degenerate fuck.

Yeah, that's a dildo bot. Check out fuckingmachines for other inspirations.

This bit here looks a lot like the studio lighting mounts I've used in the past. Not quite like the ones I use, but darn close... If anyone has ever bought one of those full muslin kits, they'll know what I'm talking about

In the UK that would be banned for remotely looking like a gun.

12 volts at 1 amp did nothing.

I think I found something similar.

So did I.
Some eastern European language.
How good it feels to be right.

Nice fucking machine. Pass through tip to power vibrating dildos.

Yep, it's a fucking machine. I knew after seeing it I've seen it before. KEK.

I just wanna watch op scrub himself clean.

BTW OP, feed it 12-24 volts to get it moving.

So why the fuck does it take xlr if all it gives is dick

To power vibes built into the dicks.

Having three cables allows two independent vibration controls, or even features like ejaculation in the dildo.

Maximum 2 reasons:
1. Each dildo has a microphone embedded in it. Allows you to record your gross fucking insides.

2. XLR is an extremely prolific and cheap locking mechanism. The designers capitalized on economy of scale to produce a cheaper lock for their dildoes.

See option 3, mechanical locking and pass through for power.

Threads would have been cheapest

Threads are annoying to design for. We all know that we don't expect things to lock in exactly the same direction every time.

Look at this picture. The "XLR" tube is literally bolted onto a drawer rail. There's no cables coming out. It's an unpowered connection.

>Threads are annoying to design for.

But but but, unions or whatever it is you use on iron pipe to remove a valve section.

FAir point though.

I know want to get clickspring to build a fucking machine.

LOL!? So the pot is to control "fucking" speed! haha A fucking "fucking machine"?? hahaha Fuck this earth

ARE YOU (FUCKING) KIDDING ME?

Now THIS is Sup ForumsTechnology!

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Top kek OP, they probably knew what it was when you bought it.
Someone screencap this shit

postin/g/ in an epic thread!!!!!!!

I am just proud i didnt know what it was:D

I sanitized the fuck out of everything after i saw this..

fucking rip

OP should try this machine and record himself for us

thats p. gay, user.

postang in ebin thread

as gay as OP and his "mysterious object"

You must hear the damaged insides of your victims op

That's an assault rifle. I have called the FBI, the ATF, and AMD.

Webm pls

Holy shit. I'm dying

you touched that!? gross.

He even stuck it up his ass! Now he needs a thorough scrubbing.

>op finds a fucking machine at a thrift store

you got scammed op. its missing all the "accessories"

This made my day, thanks Sup Forums.

kek

Oh boy OP, you did it now

G302?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IM DYING

OP, I hope you are either gay or in a relationship. Otherwise this was wasted money.

Makes a great birthday present for a lady friend

Women get so many different things to diddle themselves with, I'm jealous.

Boi pussy or something, basically be creative

its for the Sup Forums point

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Not really, he can use it on himself and make a web site.

I know. I'm not even mad, I'm just jealous.

Being a degenerate is fun though.

Finally a quality thread on Sup Forums.

ohhh jeeezus

Sup Forums- technology

And this why you dont buy shit you don't know

Good job user!
Now you have something else to go with the rainbow socks, dragon dildos and the hormones.

KEK

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Never change Sup Forums.

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>OP

this is what I came here to post

mount a dildo on it and enjoy op :)

kek

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For what purpose will you use that thing OP ?

well, fucking machines are pretty expensive so I guess you're in luck

Good find.

There's still one question unanswered.

Why the fuck does a dildo machine have a XLR connector at the base of the piston?

It's the actuator out of of one of these elevating chairs. I've got one in my garage waiting for a project.

TOP FUCKING KEK

>vintage studio and broadcast microphones connect with XLR.
what good mic doesn't use xlr?
cheap end is either usb or 3.5mm, and I don't know of anything else.