Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
Today's the last thread where I will be accepting submissions for the /CSG/ Infographic, so if you want to see your shit featured in it this is your last chance to do so.
If you have high-res pictures of the following chink shit items feel to (you) me: Kingdian S280 (other chink SSDs that have been in use longer than 2.5+months are welcome too) Xiaomi Squares (both versions and the more recent aluminium models) & other BT speakers Quadcopters (still lacking in pics sticking with some basic models like H22, H98, Floureon for now) Xiaomeme Powerbanks (I have one of the Pocket provided by an user that made a review of one this week, looking for other models and brands too) Mech keyboards that aren't the Motospeed Inflictor Still in need of more earbuds/headphones too
>News • user gets 50cent google cardboard and a EVOD vape • This coinbank is the stuff of nightmares • user bought a chink windows tablet that came factory overclocked • user bought a 35gb shark, a green mask, some future shades and magnets • user bought a Totoro plush and is surprised with how well made it is • Fed up with life user buys a dangerous waterboiler (as seen on BigCliveDotCom!) and a digital thermometer • There's some confusion going round about Gearbest using fake tracking codes for orders with unpaid tracking Sky56 is actually a faking tracking site which you shouldn't be using Gearbest's tracking codes being confirmed real when tried on 17Track Previous thread
Might help some people and cut down on the "will my fone work"
Inb4: /spg/ is that way ---->
Owen Evans
>Still in need of more earbuds/headphones too are these good enough for the piston 3s? 1/2
John Lopez
2/2 im really shit at taking photos
Andrew Mitchell
Is there anywhere to get brides in /csg/?
Angel Allen
>tfw buying things just because a world without the knowledge that there are packages coming in the mail is too hard to bear
David Smith
What powerbank is good, has 30ah, and can charge my Toshiba Chromebook 2?
Jason Nguyen
Nope. /csg/ is not for chink phones primarily. discussions about phones only merits ~%10 of /csg/ on a good day, and 99.9% of this discussion is about one particular phone only.
So -
Matthew Hughes
Look for the interpals thread on int, they perfected the art of slinging dick with asian cuties using a fucking app meant for language exchange/penpals
Ryan Mitchell
Can you change the name to Chinese Shopping General? There's no need to be racist. Chinese are people too.
Hunter Lee
this
Sebastian Cruz
understood
Joseph Turner
Worse forced meme
John Bell
I concur
Connor Morales
>Chinese are people too
Christian Bennett
no they aren't
Xavier Garcia
Excellent, I'll definitely be able to use that! Well news about the latest chink phones usually does get posted here as well as unlock guides and anons trying out more obscure models, could add one of those urls and a link to our friends in the current spg thread
Kevin Rogers
Linking to spg makes more sense.
Thanks for all your hard work.
Benjamin Wilson
We actually love the Chinese, just not the ones that make shit products or try to chink customers.
John James
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Brandon Brown
One of my mainlander friends explained it this way: in China, the people you meet are either above you or below you. Anyone below you, you exploit.
Ian James
They're highly evolved ants. Industrious, productive, but ultimately heartless, mindless drones whose individual lives don;t matter even slightly to the operation of the whole.
Daniel Ross
Though I must say that I've seen some pushback towards chink phones in those threads with some anons telling others to come here with questions about chink smartphones
Carson Cruz
for OPAnon and his upcoming infographics:
Maybe /csg/ becomes the source of information for all chinky phones...we just need a wiki/infographic to point summerfriends to so they can understand what's required when buying a china phone...
Like:
Does it work on provider X's network (look it up?)
Do I need to flash (if you dont want botnets and chinese input, yes)
Whos the best to buy it from? (top one / goldway?)
Noah Robinson
Heres one of the zircons, although /csg/ seems to hate the white variant
Nathan Lee
maybe somebody can just update the wiki.....
Bentley Hughes
>my white ones are on their way They match with my phone fuck you csg
Jonathan Gray
Well if someone has the black one I'm sure both would be used.
John Walker
Don't they accept that us White Westerners are above them, considering even our lowest class of peasants make more in a month than they do in a year?
Ian Hernandez
Reposting from prev thread
Help me Sup Forums is there a somewhat reliable chinkshit store for pc parts that ships globally?
I'm finally earning money and thinking of building a new pc.
Blake Long
I never asked on a race vs race basis...the comparison was on individuals.
From what I have been told, everything is a relationship in China. Business, school, whatever.
Everyone is always maneuvering for position.
Even our ever present "Cathy". I am sure she is trying to toss "Cindy" under the boss to get ahead.
Luke Gomez
Pepsi make phones now or is this just some chink chinkery?
Gearbest while generally incompetent and unaware of the pc components they sell actually have a pretty big selection, just stay away from that $99 Nvidia card (its a fake, known to fool Amazon/Newegg and the German PC retail market) and most videocards on chink sites usually are old and/or overpriced.
Jason Roberts
>Everyone is always maneuvering for position. so, it's like america?
Anthony Miller
I have been on csg for a little while. I haven't seen any reports of "reliable" sources for pc parts.
I have seen reports of "970s" going for super cheap....which ultimately were found to be rebranded / modifiied 570s
Some user a couple of weeks ago bought a 775 xenon pc for I think $200. I got the feeling it was more an exercise of absurdity as opposed to genuinely trying to build a quality pc.
All the suppliers ship globally...
Jayden Roberts
its real, but it has a mediakek, so into the trash it goes
Samuel Torres
What I'm saying is that I am above them, so they should respect me and not try to chink me.
Eli Wilson
Might be a one off thing meant for the Asian market as a promotional item or some shit.
Caleb Stewart
>I have seen reports of "970s" going for super cheap....which ultimately were found to be rebranded / modifiied 570s Would it be possible to buy one of these, prove that it's a 570 through GPU-Z or some shit, then file a dispute and get your money back?
Kevin Stewart
A Pepsi P1 phone was released in November last year, think Pepsi is big in China or some shit
Julian Jenkins
Even if you could, what would you use a 570 for? It's just not enough for anything nowadays.
Austin Stewart
It's better than my current card. I'm too much of a cheap fuck to upgrade.
Jaxon Harris
My dealings with American business types:
They dont want to talk real business until after you've gone on a couple of "dates". The game, food, liquor, something.
After the initial honeymoon, you can sign a deal and that's it.
My dealings with business in China. You want to make 10000 flashlights? No problem. We ship 100 for free. They ship the greatest, most well built, perfect examples you've ever seen. Great, you think, send me the rest of the order.
They ship and you inspect. You agreed to 4% max failure/returns. You get the order and start to check, the failures are actually closer to 30%..You complain. SO SOLLY, WE SHIP REPLACEMENT BY AIR FREIGHT.
Repeat.
Any chance to fuck you, they do.
Still doesn't stop me from doing business with them. You just have to triple check every step of the way.
At least with Americans, it usually incompetence, not malice when the order is fucked up.
Chase Wright
I bought the Samsung 250gb 850 EVO SSD off Gearbest during the great cakeraid of 2016, only had to pay $50 for it after goodboypoints deduction.
They've got a nice selection of ram too, pc cases usually aren't worth it as they exceed the limit to qualify for China's government funded shipping.
Lucas Nelson
Ok then, its just that these chinese sites take other pay methods(cant pay with paypal or credit card, dont ask) so I wouldnt mind taking some relatively fake stuff as long as it works.
Liam Morris
>cant pay with paypal or credit card, dont ask
literal child confirmed, then
Luis Baker
As it has been proven time and time again, you can't out chink the chink.
They know the game.
It's better to just give it a pass and not waste your time arguing with them.
Aiden Sanchez
That's actually true, Coke never took off as much there. Also Pepsi Japan made Pepsiman so that might have boosted their brand's popularity in those countries.
Dylan Williams
hah! I wish.
Juan Collins
If you are old enough to grow some pubes on your face, you are old enough to get a pre-paid cc.
Or even a visa gift card...the terms and rates are super shitty, but you can do it.
>Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse but I will live my life knowing my face will always look like a raisin. - Jack Ma
Daniel Cooper
i don't have one but the AULA F2012 and the magicforce are really well built cheap mech kbs
Carson Williams
Its alipay then.
Ah you dont want to know.
Christopher Reed
whas a good and cheap android chink tablet? whats a good and cheap chink win tablet?
Wyatt Perez
chink spotted. remember nanking.
Michael Morgan
Fuck off
Justin Foster
w i k i
Grayson Mitchell
asus zenpad
Carson Fisher
Teclast X98 for both
Jace Gutierrez
I actually am curious. What's your deal if you are in the middle of the amamamamamzon?
Lose a bet? Indentured servitude?
James White
well i just popped my chinkshit cherry. ordered an android endoscope and an infrared thermometer for about $8 each. chose the slightly faster shipping option for 90 cents.
Lucas Carter
How accurate are chink IR thermometers?
I want to try my hand at metallurgy
Oliver Robinson
Alright, reviewing some chinky purchases that I've made over the past month or so:
>fake Toms sandals $10 Look good, very comfy, look very real and not fake. Great lazy summer shoe.
>VGA, VGA to DVI converter, 3-Pin power cable all work and were on average ~$1 each
>World Map poster for $0.91 after $1 discount Paper and printing are of good quality, however the packaging was not so it has a big crease in the middle. It looks vintage though so it kinda works anyways.
>$8 bluetooth gamepad I can't get it to pair with anything. Obnoxious.
>$5 expresscard USB 3.0 expansion It works, data transfer speeds were fast.
>$4 male masturbator had a great week with it until it broke.
>$2 KY Jelly legit KY Jelly decent amount, do not have aids now
Elijah Jackson
Is this the computer science general? What is the type of the Y combinator?
Wyatt Thompson
how often does gearbest offer not only free shipping but free item?
Aiden Brown
link that
Henry Young
SSDs are a good deal from china, you can get one of those 120GB KingDian SSDs for like $30. The Xiaomi XL Mousepad is awesome. I feel like you can't go wrong with simple shit like case fans, or even something like a CPU cooler.
However, the price difference isn't that much for a lot of stuff, and usually for just $10 more you can get really good name brand shit.
Blake Fisher
its a bug if you mark that item as a favorit its says its free
Angel Moore
>$8 bluetooth gamepad Is it the 8bitdo Zero? They're confusing to pair, make sure you read the manual online
Christopher Davis
Looking for a Chink Go Pro alternative, does anyone know about such thing ?
Jose Morgan
>Xiaomi Mi Key 3.5mm Smart Quick Button has anyone tryed this? what does the app offer for options? i was thinking of using that as a 2factor
Xavier Rodriguez
How can I tell if an android charging cord is going to either charge effectively or kill my battery
Nathan Collins
buy a ROCK one, they're on sale and ROCK are a reliable brand.
John Ramirez
How bad did I do? Did I meme hard enough?
Cooper Gonzalez
Rather malice than incompetence.
Malice means if they like you they produce good shit for you. Incompetence means they might never produce something decent.
Do all flags look so creased up and shitty when they arrive? You can't even iron these, so how the fuck do you make it look normal?
Ayden Phillips
Can somebody tell me or direct me to somewhere that lists all the versions of the Xiaomi Redmi phones? Confused between the various Redmi 3 models >3 >3 prime >3 pro >3S >2/3S Pro
James Mitchell
Washing machine, make sure it's wet when you put it in the drier
Camden Clark
steam
Matthew Anderson
Post one more creep shot and I'll tell you
Austin Smith
That's all i have, but i got this pic of some nice legs
