Now that Google is officially using everything you ever look at on the internet to build a profile on you...

Now that Google is officially using everything you ever look at on the internet to build a profile on you, it would be a good time to fuzz your search results:

ruinmysearchhistory.com/

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that website lel

so fuzz, such wow
'how to appear funny', 'why are my thumbs uneven', 'am i lack toast and tolerant', 'your youre difference', 'why doesnt my poo float', 'midget google images', 'tall midgets??', 'homemade lube?', 'i hate my boss', 'what counts as fat', 'how to tell partner they fat', 'is it normal to still love my ex', 'how to get back with ex', 'penis remove dog how to', 'romantic ways to propose', 'engagement rings', 'sex shop in my city', 'how to tell if partner cheating', 'ways to kill someone hypothetically', 'undetectable poisons', 'how to delete search history in browser', 'ashley madison hack', 'view ashley madison list', 'ashley madison list my city', 'paternity test', 'mail order paternity test', 'attracted to mother why', 'is incest illegal in this country', 'latest laws incest', 'seduction guide', 'rohypnol safe dosage', 'smelly penis cure urgent', 'common STIs', 'STI test in my city', 'average penis size this country', 'do penis pumps work', 'best budget penis pumps', 'does liking men mean im gay', 'signs of being gay', 'how to come out as gay to dad', 'age of consent here', 'why is age of consent so old here', 'country low age of consent', 'flights philippines', 'isis application form', 'how to join isis', 'cheap syria flights from here', 'syria hotels with pool', 'bing', 'donald trump', 'OH COME ON DONT JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LIST FROM THE ARRAY YOU CHEEKY SCAMP'

What exactly is this designed to do? I'm probably already on all the watch lists, so these pleb-tier searches don't concern me.

But why? Are they just not going to give me adds since they think I'm insane?

>using chrome

one of them was "how to join isis"

i'm fucked now

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Ruining aborted. Pussy.

>is incest illegal in this country
>attracted to mother why
>mail order paternity test
>undetectable poisons
>ways to kill someone hypothetically

The smartest thing you can do is just let your data get lost in the sea of obscurity. If you try to obfuscate or """"""""delete"""""""" your Google history you just flag yourself for further scrutiny.

>attracted to mother why
>midgets google images
>tall midgests
>hot to join isis
>isis application forms
>penis pumps
>does liking men mean im gay
>why do i like men
>how to come out gay to dad


Oh man, I love this

I'm really tempted to leave this running on a dummy alt Google account I made for uploading stupid shit.

my sides

rbt.asia/g/thread/S55629817

Is this a thing now?

>Ruining aborted. Pussy.
hahahhahah

Its just something I reposted.

Thanks OP, you put us all on another 4 watch lists thanks to this.

?

Are they only tracking people logged in on google accounts, or are they tracking by looking at somehting else?

I heard there was a way to have your network card generate a sound that is unique to it.

Some of the search results are ISIS related.

That is correct.

if we are fucked then we are fucked together

Nothing is going to happen, the results were going way too fast to be human and one quick check would reveal what site user was on before the search results started.

Actually people's ISPs have contacted them and Google has shut down their accounts.

fuck you OP, hope I don't get v&

>logging to google ever
>not having firefox with a shitload of addons for safe browsing and chromium for normie stuff

I wasn't even logged in when I did this.

You're not, don't worry, nothing illegal was searched.

>penis remove dog how

Kek

>am i lack toast and tolerant
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

>'ashley madison hack', 'view ashley madison list', 'ashley madison list my city'
This genuinely looks like a series of Google searches. 11/10

>'smelly penis cure urgent'
>'isis application form'
>penis remove dog how to
>ways to kill someone hypothetically

This. Honestly I wouldn't have gone to the link if I knew it was just going to start running the searches on its own.

>have Chrome installed
>never use it unless I need to access something that my other browser can't handle
>decide to install Pale Moon
>uninstall Chrome
>decide to wait a couple days before actualy downloading PM to make sure everything about it is secure
>computer getting noticeably slower
>installed PM last night and even that is starting to get slower, no sign of memory leaks
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY COMPUTER

What if you weren't even logged into your google account when you did this?

Or you can just use Startpage

Like what add-ons? I only use no script and HTTPS everywhere, but I only look up hentai.

>what is a browser fingerprint

Oh, right. Well, thankfully, the worst google could do to me is flag me to pay extra attention to me. It's not like I'm already flagged for coming here.

I rarely find myself literally laughing out loud except in some pretty rare instances but reading that post just made me bust out laughing pretty hard and it felt great.

>Now that Google is officially using everything you ever look at on the internet to build a profile on you
>Now

Soon, the HR will request to see your google search history. Get off the Goo and fight back. That's the goal of the botnet. It will no longer matter whether or not you're a decent law abiding person in public.

lel, I dont want the join isis one tho

You're now on the jihad list.

>age of consent here
>why is age of consent so old here
>country low age of consent
>flights philippines

i even forgot the kek

>12

the fuck

They have a profile on you; do you really think that by suddenly searching all those results you'll convince them you're a whole other person altogether?

Kill yourself Redditor

How do you know what's on Reddit and what's not on Reddit? gtfo reddit scum

That'll show 'em!

/s

>not watching gay porn at least once a day to fuck up with GoogleMe
>not googling for dumb questions to fuck up with GoogleMe

>not knowing about GoogleMe

Oh look, it's the typical redditor comback.

Literally the second result of google you piece of shit cancer. Drink bleach

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Reddit go home

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>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind. No intentionally evading spam or post filters.

Wow, you're just digging yourself in a deeper hole, stupid ass Redditor

How so fuckface?

please go back to your vidya and reddit

>Implying I haven't listened to entire playlists of daesh music on YouTube
It's like you don't know how to have fun

hah, fuck off

>how to kill someone
h-hope nothing will happen

>how to bomb the white house
>usa airport security
>obama adress

>/s
kill yourself

Just delete cookies every now and then (and don't log in to google from your main browser)

Have to do that consent bullshit everytime, but that's a small price to pay for safer surfing.

Top kekkles

Nothing is going to happen other than NSA will flag you for additional monitoring.

My only concern with google is that they are not the gov't and know more about anyone of us than the gov't does.

This along with the ISIS recruitment and cheap flights to syria were the funniest.

haven't used google search in years since duckduckgo is objectively better, but I'm still using gmail and hangouts

Best way to stick it to the man is to stop buying things. I only spend money on the most minimalistic nutrient sludge needed to keep me alive, take cold showers, don't use A/C, use only the minimum heat needed to keep pipes from freezing in the winter, only buy new clothes, shoes, phones, and computers when they break completely beyond repair, and use free forms of entertainment like reading, learning, and teaching yourself new skills.

They can have all my data, but they'll never have my money.

>take cold showers
How can you do that? That's a sacrifice I could never make, I love hot showers.

What are we more concerned about? Compromise of sensitive information by nefarious parties, corporations learning too much about you in the interest of advertising, selling your info to those who will antagonize you with unscrupulous advertising, or their ability to throw you under the bus to the government if you are suspected of dubious online activity with no room for contextual interpretation?

But...all entertainment is digital today.

>Now that

How retarded are you kid? You use the internet, you use a world wide public network and you think you can defend yourself? Google always collected your data, how the fuck do you think they make money?

Fuck off

That is not okay and you know it.

>B-B-BUT IT'S REALITY

It's a bad reality. You need to fight it.

>implying that every search engine hasn't been doing since the internet became commercialized.

>implying that privacy ever existed on the internet

You mad?

Well, you gotta grow some balls of your own

>google knows the terms used to obfuscate
>can easily filter out obfuscating terms