Be me

>Be me
>Repair iPhones in local shop
>This is what the typical iPhone does'
>People defend this shit
>Most of them lag heavily and barely function
>Get raided by customs

just fuck my shit up

>be you
>bitch on Sup Forums
just fuck your shit up

inb4 AIDF

Noooo, don't tell the goyim the truuuth!

good thing it just werks

>Repair iPhones in local shop
Hope you get your shit pushed way fucking up your ass by Apple's cock.

>Says I should get raided by customs
>I clearly specify how my boss got raided by customs

fuck off retard

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But you didn't say it was your boss that god raided nor did you say how it happened

>lying on the Internet

Android phones don't age gracefully, either.

Except that phone in the webm isn't even aged.

did a local iphone repair man dash your newborn's head on a rock or something?

Don't bother OP, iPhone users can't even open that WebM in their browser.

>typing with thumb and index finger

>Get raided by customs
Wait, what?

Does it only happen with older phones or with newer handsets also?

If newer is there some sort of physical damage? Considering it's your job to "repair" them I can only assume the answer is yes?

Does iOS have some sort of webm plugin for safari yet or do you have to fucking download them and open them in VLC?

Full disclosure: I have an iPhone SE coming in the mail.

>look guise I got this picture of an iPhone lag. All iPhones lag guise I swear this proves it haha iShit. I know because I repair iPhones hehe its true btw

Enjoy your drone strike Muhammed.

you have to use VLC still

Christ.

Is there a Sup Forums app like Clover with built in webm support?

I've never seen the thing in OP's webm happen on my iPhone, hell, I've never really seen it lag. (iPhone 5s)

Safari doesn't have a .webm plugin, no. You can open the links in VLC directly though, through online streams, no need to dl file. Also if you want it for Sup Forums, fortune supports webms natively.

Like I said here , there's an app called Fortune.
You can only get it with JB tho and there's none for the current firmware. If you get your SE don't update if you're on 9.1 or lower.

Cheers.