/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• After months of lurking user bravely takes first step down a slippery slope that is chink shit purchases • A package with some adapter cables! • user makes video comparing DW Watch replicas
youtube.com/watch?v=PMI51W0CSO0
• user posts .webm of the crazy light shows his chink mouse produces • user can't seem to get a chink DVB-T Tuner to work properly • $0.99 "gaming" mouse is back in stock • user just got his Shark Mousepad anons comment on print quality of their mousepads • Chinese Robert Downey Jr. look-a-alike pops up on anons Redmi Note 3 Pro after it updated • user got some silk in from China • user buys Arduino clone, posts pictures and early thoughts Previous thread

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beardfolio.wordpress.com/2016/05/08/data-journalism-for-brandwatch/#more-212
youtube.com/watch?v=PMI51W0CSO0
gearbest.com/razors/pp_379511.html
aliexpress.com/item/6pcs-SWAT-Police-Empire-Germany-Nazi-Fascist-Falcon-Commandos-Marine-Corps-RPG-Battlefield-Minifigures-Building-Blocks/32530558146.html
aliexpress.com/item/1-144-Mini-Tank-Model-Toy-Cars-World-War-II-German-Military-Scene-Ornaments-World-of/32600173640.html
tht.org.uk/friday-monday/Drug-types/Poppers
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Vicky is a cunt

3rd for sharks!

>buying silk from china
Fairly sure thats what the original chinkshit afficionados bought

Reminder to boycott all discord threads by shitposting.Discord,shill jewtube videos are cracks in a dam ready to burst into waves. We must eliminates the vulnerabilities or suffer a perpetual cycle of the same shit.Ignorance will not stop the spreading of reddit,and normalfags They win when you filter,and act like the are not their making them shadow agents to fuck up Sup Forums

• user(s?) draw rule63 of Mitu

fuck off donald

Reminder that /csg/ is about chink shit, not drama.

Go back to the various board that thrive on drama, or reddit, you have a choice.

reminder that discord was transparently and democratically voted of of chink shit general,and continuing to post it cause drama ,and ignites said flames until taken off

Reminder that Karpathy is the problem and the samefagging about discord is a false flag.

Ooga booga tribal mentality
Grow the fuck up

Hello Karpathy

Prease do not sexualise the mitu

Reminder the karpathy is only one part in the complex problem that discord caused.IT is a vulnerability that will come to fuck us later on again if we do not get rid of it

>>>/leddit/

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>every Karpathy exposing post
>"who cares, discord is the problem, believe me guys!"
Reminder the person we're dealing with has "I manipulate my articles onto the front page of reddit" as part of his qualifications.

beardfolio.wordpress.com/2016/05/08/data-journalism-for-brandwatch/#more-212

"This article [I wrote] got to the front page of Reddit when it was published, and it keeps ending up there"

What an accomplishment, you make clickbait for a living.

Reminder to not take the bait and post chink shit.

What chink shit are you guys waiting on to arrive? Found any new deals worth sharing?

please

I have mail comin in today. Hopefully full of goodies.

>every newfag is from Reddit

just got the mail

Kingdian meme SSD
Couple cases
tacticool phone holder

>waiting for
64GB shark, Mixza adaptor for 1€, ED9 from goybest

>want
RN3P if RN4P is shit, some Sanrenmu or Ganzo, Xiaomi Hybrids

>if RN4P is shit
Aren't the specs confirmed, non-SD so far?

They always release Mediatek version then a Snapdragon version later down the line.

>Keep Dreaming!
It would be great if they chink'd you with a slogan like that.

That's the Redmi Note 4, not the Pro variant

>"Leave drama out of /csg/! It's about the chink shit not the people!"

>"Don't respond to 'newfag redditors' and make it hard for anyone to join in, it's a for the /csg/ community!"

>tumblr filename

I could need a SSD as an upgrade for an older computer, but i just can't trust the chink ones.

From what i know there will be two versions, no more, no less. They will feature X20 or X25, not sure about SD slot, though.
Anyways, let's wait for 27.07. before jumping on conclusions, maybe they'll announce a SD version.

Kingdian is one of the few chink ssd makers worth a damn.

>tumblr
Fuck off, retard.

Someone shill me brands or names of tablets that can dualboot winderps and lagdroid
Seems like teclast is the only reliable brand for now

we'll see what happens with the SSD. I'm not keeping anything important on it. If it shits the bed so be it.

>worth a dam

kek the bottom of ssd barral

Ooga booga

Seriously you're acting like a caveman.
You feel angry, you want to fight, that's called being a dumb neanderthal.

>google reverse search image

>reddit

Looking for a mini pc/tv box that allows me to use stuff like Kodi and stream international tv/movies/sport/porn ect

Price isn't really an issue as long as it's good. What do you guys recommend?

>not sure about SD slot, though.
SD=Snapdragon

All Redmi's comes with SD slots.

Sure they are, it's just me being a paranoid autist.
I avoided sharks for long enough, bought one now. Maybe i'll buy a KingDian, too.
Anyways, i need to fix my computer first, otherwise i'll have to get a new one.

>snapdragon
secure digital, familia

>>>/tumblr/

FINALLY!!!
Thanks to whoever did the video, finally found some legit Daniel Wellington watches! My normie friends are gonna love it
Should I jew on them and ask them for double the price?

>Aren't the specs confirmed, non-SD so far?
He's talking about the Snapdragon variant you sperg.

You will get hit with large fines if they find you importing more than 3 of those

>Can't think of a comback
>resorts to naming a website

"s-shut up at least i don't go to t-tumblr!!"

Not if they're actually your friends.

I gave away a couple of those shitty watches.

I usually have the chink send them at their addresses LOL

or I could just buy one each 2 or 3 days

Can whoever posted this video please add a part in the description that clearly states that the links below the video are referral links?

You don't want to be the next chinkshit.com

youtube.com/watch?v=PMI51W0CSO0

Cut that shit out.

Don't you have to write a blog about how oppressive men dominated tech is and how evil this Sup Forums hacker guy is?
Now fuck off back to the shit stain you came from, retard.

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>tumblr filename
>defends plebbit
I hope it's b8.

let them shill, if you don't like it, just remove the referral code

mxq, there are 2 models with two different cpus, I've had one for quite a while now and I'm very satisfied. My model is now around $25, i bought it for around $35.

this, buy the pro version, I have one too

signposting the referrals is simply good etiquette especially with all the newfags right now. Otherwise he looks like a stinky chinky in disguise.

are there any chink HDDs I can get cheaper than Seagates off Amazon?

yeah, but not if you want to keep your data for more than a week

Post shit you got from the xyz ramdomizer

xyz user here, got too many dildos and bondage material in one go to import into the DB, but as of late, anons have been posting some interesting chink shit

make sure you use the suggest button, thanks!

>implying i wasnt hitting the Go button until i got this

Send them an screenshot from your shilling con the Play store

Okay, will do so

>implying having too much kinky shit is possible

Geatbest is a good website to give points.

shoo shoo stinky vicky

SD = succ dick

shark drive

LEAVE VICKY ALONE

>congratulation dear amicable friend, 20GB points has been deposited in your GB account, have a wonderful enjoyable pleasant 24hrs day

This post deserves one star rating

Is there any way to report their other store if they refuse to send my items? Just losing one store if they have another seems like a minor loss.

Any of you got thise "Survey and solution for your order on gearbest.com" message from GB?

They keep asking me for any problems with my orders.

I only opened a ticket once and it was solved already, don't know why they keep sending me this shit.

Is there randomizer down for anyone else

They sent my this twice. Don't know what they want with this.

gearbest.com/razors/pp_379511.html

Chances of killing myself if I shave with this?

>not buying 2€ blades for Gillette Fusion ProGlide on GB

>razors
>from China

Enjoy your flayed flesh user

vkworld discovery s2

3d screen (works without glasses)

using a shaving knife is completely different from a regular razor

first of all, it needs to be very sharp and you will have to maintain that yourself, if you buy some cheap knife from china the chances are that the blade will be bad at staying sharp and possibly also limited in how sharp it can be if the materials used are really bad.

shaving that way is more of a novelty and a peaceful ritual rather than just a daily routine, you shouldn't be waste it on poor quality knives like that.

I might buy it just for collecting.

I shaved once with my Opinel and it was quite a challenge.

Could I buy one of these and install arch/debian on it and use it as a server for whatever purpose?

I didn't even know shaving was considered a hobby to some people. It was always just another chore to me.

How do you avoid razor burn? I always get that nasty shit on my neck.

aftershave?

never had a problem with it before, then I joined the army and had to do a "skin clean" shave everyday and my skin got bad pretty quickly, being the cheap ass I am I just used the alcohol gel they put on the toilets and the problem was solved

wash your beard before shaving it.

after shaving do not wash out with water (especially cold water that could close the pores)

use peroxide of hydrogen as an aftershave, it's cheap as fuck and kills most of the microbes (it is used normally as a disinfectant for wounds)
it hurts like a lemon but I like it more

Nazi Lego anybody?

aliexpress.com/item/6pcs-SWAT-Police-Empire-Germany-Nazi-Fascist-Falcon-Commandos-Marine-Corps-RPG-Battlefield-Minifigures-Building-Blocks/32530558146.html

can be a relaxing ritual. I buy razor blades from the chinks for my safety razor. Money saved is used on nice shave soap and pre/post shave cremes

What are some good fountain pens besides those on the wiki? Mine broke (it was a cheap one i got from a super market) and I was wandering if any of you have some personal reccomendation. The jinhao x750 does look pretty good, but I wanna hear your opinion.

Pic is the x750

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Pretty tempted to buy that but I dunno if would get stopped by customs. Tho I doubt they'd open a package if they scanned it and it's clearly lego.

I actually want this for some reason.

JA MEIN FUHRER

aliexpress.com/item/1-144-Mini-Tank-Model-Toy-Cars-World-War-II-German-Military-Scene-Ornaments-World-of/32600173640.html

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dropped in some /k/ and /out/ stuff m8

How the hell do you use it?
You just put it in their ass and breathe their shit?

The title alone is enough to confuse the shit out of you.

that's a lot of orders for something I don't even know how to use.

Jesus christ you idiots, it's for huffing poppers as you fuck someone.

tht.org.uk/friday-monday/Drug-types/Poppers

According to Ali, Hillary will be the next president