Programming while high

Does anyone else feel like they're a better programmer while high? I just looked at an old project that I did a year ago and I'm getting a code boner reading it, as if some other genius wrote it. I never see threads like this on Sup Forums, but I'm curious...

>tl;dr: glorious battle stories involving drugs

Post it

same but with alcohol
i'm more productive too

just gotta not drink too much

>dude drugs lmao XD
>pure enlightenment through LSD LOL
>"it opened my eyes"

I would, but it's IP belonging to my old employer. It'd take forever to scrub senpai

OP is a faggot

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memes aside, this is true. At that exact spot, it's like the focus from coffee, but your mind is gone enough so you don't get distracted and procrastinate

>your mind is gone after two beers

underage detected

It's not, I used 'enough' to describe it's on a scale. Obviously you wouldn't be tipsy or drunk or your mind completely gone

If it enhances the senses, it sure as hell will do affect you brainz.

>DUDE WEED

You're like 16 right? Looking at a fizzbuzz project?

Personally I write awful code on weed. It seems great at the time, but I run it later and it's littered with little mistakes.

I made some art I wouldn't normally be capable of making while on 4th plateau dxm.

Don't have it any more unfortunately, but one was a drawing of a desert, and one was of my mom in the shower but it was pretty abstract.

>16
No, I'm 31. I don't know where you're from, but I live in California and nearly everyone I know smokes weed therapeutically vs as a novelty. I don't smoke often, but have found that whatever I'm working on comes out better if I've decompressed after I do. I guess I'm a minority.

>I live in California
kill yourself

>kys
Mellow out, man.

yet another stoner making up lies

If you're looking at old projects and thinking anything other than disgust then you have not at all improved.

For me it's about 4-5 beers.
Not enough to distract your focus but the small things become less annoying like finger pain and cold feet on winter.

The problem is that weed, for some reason, gives me a massive boner and I do nothing else than watching porn for the next 2h.

Being just drunk enough got me through several difficult projects in school. Specifically a ray tracer and some fucking around with open gl.
One of these days I'm going to finally make time to take some shrooms and have a scheme programming environment walled off for me to explore my mind with. I know a guy who deleted /var/ while on LSD and don't trust myself with that. Only times I've tripped have not been conducive to programming although the first time I discovered the recursive nature of the universe and got trapped in a loop without a base case. I give it a 90% chance that I'll spit out gibberish but maybe it will be interesting.