cool thing about technology
>be me
>about 10 years old
>live with grandparents
>have best friend who loves computer games
>"user you should play club penguin with me"
>think "why not"
>aimlessly play club penguin for hours
>start pretend dating girls
>meet nice penguin girl who has alot of friends
>they have youtube channels that make club penguin music videos like fags
>start making faggot cpmv's as we called it
>notice when i play club penguin this purple penguin keeps following me and cp gf
>cp gf gets mad
>cp gf leaves me
>start talking to random penguin girl
>lets call her "purple"
>purple starts messaging me on youtube
>start making cp videos tg
>one day while messaging me she says she plays xbox
>13 years old
>holyshit.jpg she likes to play cool games
>we play left4dead and call of duty
>in a party one night
>purple starts talking about love
>we talk about liking eachother
>goes on for a few months every night
>start pathetically online dating at 14 years old
>break up get really mad at eachother
>start dating real girls like a real boy
>purple texts me months later
>start being good friends again
>dont date bc that shit sucked
>go on with life in high school
>text purple on my own time even though im dating girls kek
>always complain about how i'll never see purple
>senior year
>purple wants to fly out over senior year spring break to see me
>good idea so i go with it
>current gf that i've been dating for a year gets pissed
>she gets over it but i cancel on purple
>purple gets pissed
>gf makes me block purple on every social media site
>text purple under different name to be less sus
>graduate high school
>purple says she wants to try to meet me again
>be 18
>realize i can do what i want bc i'm technically an adult
>leaving for boot camp soon
>one final huzzah
>agree to meet purple since she lives across the country
>tell grandparents i'm going with friend
>they believe it
>mfw im picking up my bestfriend that i've never met from the airport tomorrow
Cool thing about technology
I hope it's legit
fuckin hell why did you even bother typing this shit
get a blog
>10 years old
>youtube
underageb&
I hope purple is a 54 year old Mexican rapist. I hope purple drills your anushole open to the point where you have to wear a buttplug for the rest of your life.
how the fuck is this Sup Forums worthy
off to you sperg
beauties of technology lmao
kys
>kys
Underage leave.
kys
tell us how it goes mate. You never know, life has a strange way of unfolding itself.
youtube is 11 years old user
gtfo
This.
user why don't you fucking smash? Fuck man message me on kik iranherover
I wanna hear more
>iranherover
>iran
>inb4 is forcefully converted to islam
Haha made that a few years back, couldnt think of a username so I just put whatever.
Seriously.
Also OP, that doesn't sound like a best friend.
>tfw permabanned from club penguin
i posted it on /r9k/. I'm a new user and I thought this was pretty relevant. no need to give me shit for it after
You aren't welcome here, remember that.
doesnt reddit have an epic stories section or something?
>I'm a new user
lurk first for a while before posting
a while means years not months
Why would this count as epic?
>club penguin
>call of duty is a thing
holy shit underage faggot
does the fact that knowing those things as a child do not longer make you under age make you feel old user?
you're still a faggot