Tfw you will never have a girlfriend that codes

>tfw you will never have a girlfriend that codes
>tfw you will never have a girlfriend that actually understands technology
>tfw you will never have a girlfriend that browses Sup Forums
>tfw you will never have a girlfriend
Why am I alive again? Oh. Right. Rikka Takanashi.

gfs are overrated

>Why am I alive again? Oh. Right. Rikka Takanashi.
my actual negro

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Tech is just a means to an end, if you are basing your entire life on it you're doing it wrong.

You have a fine taste, for waifus, my nigger.

What are you basing your life on, you fa/g/?

I'm a girl and I code. But I hate most people in general so the odds are not in your favor OP

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/kys/

Are you fat and got blue hair?

Good one, mate. Haven't laughed in years like this.
Thanks.

For you.

You can have all those things, OP, but to compensate she will be so fat or so ugly that you'll always think of someone else while(dick.vagina(in)) and the sex will never be satisfying because of the shame.

My wife was in bst the other day making g nerds feel bad with her surepior battlestation.

Wife likely hotter than any ass you'll ever get.

It's good to be me. Stay virgin.

I'm sure she's got a great personality to go with your toxic shitposting. And it doesn't count anyway because you probably built the damn thing

Why would a girlfriend who codes and browses Sup Forums be better than one who doesn't? Help me understand.

There is a pretty cute girl in my university class
She uses xubuntu on her notebook, uses thunderbird and plays some weird old game in some emulator. (Couldnt see what exactly it was)

wat do Sup Forums? Cant stop thinking about her

>>>/reddit9k/

What the fuck is this 690x200 shit? Here, have some:

>TFW you got a girlfriend but she's a complete casual at technology. Like not retarded but just on a complete casual level.

>TFW she wants to learn more but you can tell there's just no passion there for all this crap

>TFW you're trying to find something tech you both like


Feels okay man. Could be worse, she could be grandma-tier stupid at tech.

You could tell her about your gentoo installation process without shame

Find her mental illness because she has one.

tell her to install gentoo.

Talk to her or regret it forever.

Ask her about that game, the merits of XFCE versus other DEs, or whatever else comes to mind.

tfw you need i3 and vim / emacs to impress a girl like this and some casual Ubuntu terminal direkt work

>I'm a girl and I code. But I hate most people in general so the odds are not in your favor OP
>wat do Sup Forums? Cant stop thinking about her

Draw a dick on her desk.
If she starts screeching you better run boi.

You will not need to do her shitty IT work like printing something or installing a shitty program her teacher asked. Instead, she might actually help you do things like taking care of your systems while you're away or debugging something you can't. Not counting the chats, of course. Chatting with her would be much much better than a normalfag. She will also not use some botnet like Windows, or Facebook or some shit. She will not get any viruses.

Strap her to a chair and force her eyes open with keyboard in front of her, and force her to learn how to program.
It will be romantic

This desu.

Time sink.
Money sink.
Brainpower sink.
Plus If you get too comfy with one you lose any and all alpha tendencies which are useful in the business world.

Just get some vr and an onahole.

I mean, I don't even program. I'm a hardware guy.

She does want to build her own computer at some point though, so I think that might be the way to get her into it.

I'm also trying to embrace more casual tech stuff. I'll probably buy into 2nd generation VR and I've been playing a lot more vidya with her.

Like I said, could definitely be worse. I'll take a casual over an empty bed at night.

>tfw have girlfriend
>tfw she's a programmer too
>tfw she's good at tech
>tfw she's hot
>tfw she's from lower caste

Feels confused man

Lower caste? wut?

pajeet go away

She's a poorfag.

My girl is going for CE, and I am going for CS. Wish it were reversed, as I love to get down and dirty with it, and she likes theory more. It's a good pair, though. We do projects together to bond. Made an automated nerf gun turret not too long ago.

dick.vagina(in)

I would write

C = Cock.create()
V = Vagine.create((
sex = C.fornicate(vagina=V, impregnate=true)

lol wat? I think you misunderstand what others say when they say 'poorfag'. You're a fucking racist.

You literally said three talking points

Just talk to her

>wife
>my
>girl
>my
j fucking ej

There is far too much rational thinking here for a female brain to execute all these instructions. Pretty soon she'll go out of bounds and go back to the safe shoes /chocolate / appearances default

Are you a woman? Horrible code design.

No but who the fuck designed dick to have a vagina function

>Rikka Takanashi
I don't understand this gibberish OP. Can you speak English please? This is an English imageboard. Thanks.

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>j fucking ej
What?

Shes from low caste man

No man

I'm somewhat of a poorfag myself man

You guys are so cynical! The world is better than you think.

I'm an Arch user and haven't had a graphical file-manager installed for the past 7 years and my answer to "can I use your computer" is "which one, and also, no". Had 2 girlfriends in that time anyway, both of whom were fairly tech-clueless beautiful ladies. The break-ups were mutually agreed, and I'm still close friends with both. Technology didn't figure into it any more than fashion or income or material shit.

Specific concerns:

> You could tell her about your gentoo installation process
I've had intelligent conversations with both about installing Linux distros. If she's not interested in the depth you want, there's always us Sup Forumsentlemen.

> her shitty IT work like printing something or installing a shitty program
There's no shame in not knowing stuff, as long as you understand when something is important, know how to ask questions, and can learn from the answers. Surely an inability to learn is a major deal-breaker waaay before they're even close to being romantic partners?

> Time sink.
> Money sink.
> Brainpower sink.
Only as much as you let them be. Let them know your limits, e.g. that you love programming and often need to concentrate for a few hours at a time. They'll understand.

My bad. But it seemed accurate given the conditional i was going for.

>Xubuntu
Run

>jej

>Run
No don't run. Her already using Xubuntu will make it easier to get her to install Gentoo.

I don't want any of these things.

I want a wife who takes care of our household and children.

pic or didn't happen
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What's wrong my friends?

Strong families make strong societies.

TRIGGERED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DON'T

also hi, reddit

It was a dual project :) and she also shitposts so it works out.

Currently in the process of making a new build together. Will be showing off soon...again haha

>not dating the asian girl from the class

PFHAHAHAHAHA

lmaoo thanks for this.
Go back to plebbit

Thank you for your constructive reply. You are truly a hero among men.

I'm currently single but I've had 4 and all of them being tech retards (but still intelligent).

I don't mind either way although I probably prefer that they aren't into it as much as I am.

Someone's a lonely jealous person :)

>have a gf who browses Sup Forums and is more 1337 than you
>she calls you pajeet every time you run into a challenge
>tells you to fuck off to >makes fun of your anime
>always shows off desktop
>constantly bitches about the quality of music in the car
no thanks

But I have a gf with big tits that's currently sweeping my floors and is open to fuck whenever I want to.

Feels better than being a virgin neet desu senpai.

>I'm a hardware guy.
retard fucking detected

They very well do indeed good sir.

>I'm a hardware guy.
>I think working at geek squad is an accomplishment

This is what the /dpt/ threads have created. Confused traps.

I have all 3. My gf introduced me to this garbage ass site. She comes to Sup Forums occasionally, but mostly /an/

>she post in /bst/
Rather be single desu

look I get that you want to "help" g but these people are so disenchanted with the world that hearing about how some normie is doing ok comes off across as very uppity and "you need to stop feeling like shit for feeling like shit," which doesn't help and only worsens the problem. If you were some sort of a social deviant who ended up finding a couple rad tech girls you could help but you just come across as if you just don't "get" them.
8/10 job redditor, I was rustled.

My gf is a physics student, I taught her some programming and she wrote simple C programs and even some python script related to computational physics.
She's a hot, tall brunette, small tits but definitely DATAS.
>tfw this is awesome

Serious question, why would you have kids?

the only females that would browse this site would be blue haired fat landwhales or mentally ill men in denial. the only good looking bitches that are in tech are in webdev or some other easy shit. i cant imagine a decent looking or above average female doing C and on linux on Sup Forums spewing memes.

I want my family and nation to grow and prosper.

Fuck off to

I don't understand your criticisms.

> hearing about some normie is doing ok comes off as uppity
I don't think I qualify as a "normie". I'm unemployed, on the spectrum, I've talked to 2 people in the past month, and I work on compilers for fun. I could have worded it in a way that doesn't come off as uppity, but considering the rest of the thread are coming off as dumb assholes who don't want to be constructive, I couldn't really be bothered.

> comes across like "you need to stop feeling like shit for feeling like shit," which doesn't help and only worsens the problem
Could you quote the part of my post that sounds like that? I'm trying to improve.

>Sup Forums is an exclusive club for losers. We all want to be depressed together so get out!

My gf browses Sup Forums with me c:

Fuck off to your cuck-shed, Sven

>you will never have an attractive girlfriend that is into tech*

there, I fixed it for OP.

I am tall, fit, have a stable well paid job in a country with 20% general unemployment rate and 50% of unemployment in my age range, play four musical instruments, have a college degree and a Master's degree, play in a rock band and also have lots of friends, go to a lot of parties and know toons of single girls.

But it is not enough, It's never enough, it you are not a top 20% chad thundercock it doesn't really matter. When I see no-life robots that play games all day and never go outside of their mum basement trying to get girls, they are like trying to defeat a lv 100 monster when they are only lv 5. It is fucking impossible.

So trying to get a gf in your youth, unless you are in the top 20% is useless, a waste of time, maybe when you are near 30 and If you have a great well paid job maybe you are a lucky cuck you may marry a woman who had less that 100 dicks inside her and won't divorce you in at least 10 years.

My advice, escorts are not that expensive, get one once in a while and you will much happier. And after that don't marry post cock carousel used gods. If you weren't allowed in the carousel then fuck them!, they had fun without you inside that carousel, now when they are outside you don't have to take care of the dizziness and problems caused by a carousel where you were not invited!

>she

>making shitty claims

>tfw you will never be a girlfriend

a-are you saying that girls are human too? at least sometimes?

I teach coding to my wife and she understands everything.