Verizon to buy Yahoo! inc. on monday

How do we fix Yahoo Sup Forums?

Why is Verizon doing this? Is Yahoo worth anything? I don't even think Yahoo has any valuable IPs

Pretty much the most valuable thing they have is a fairly large userbase for their email service

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go back in time and stop giving a woman the ceo position

I think they do have a vast defensive patent portfolio. I don't know what else they would have that's really worth anything.

>implying she could have saved it
It's been doomed for 15 years.

buy while the shares are low and dump as soon as possible

1. Rename it to something that's not retarded
2. Replace the purple and yellow color scheme with something that isn't obviously the worst possible color scheme to exist
3. Wait for baby boomers to die off because they're their main clientele.

>yahoo
literally who?

>verizon flushing 5 billion dollarydoos down the toilet on a worthless, irrelevant company driven to the ground by a female CEO

Wow, when did Sup Forums get so full of misogynistic assholes? Women have done absolutely nothing wrong you fedora tipping dicks. Oh, are you scared women are doing better in """"your"""" field than you are? Yeah well you better be afraid, women are coming in stronger than ever to your little boys club, assholes, and we're going to make this a safe respectable industry. It's about time well paying positions are open to the less privileged instead of just greasy haired white guys. Assholes.

Oh lol is this a troll?

Way to go. You generalized men in the tech industry just the same way you've accused men of generalizing women in the tech industry.

I work at one of the big four. I can tell you any women I know in technical roles are highly competent, well respected, and very well paid.

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delete tumblr

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Same

Yahoo is already attempting to ruing it by banning porn. Hillarious seeing how Tumblr is 70% porn 20% 9Gagged 10%SJW

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Yahoo still has a profitable ad network

Which is dying. That's the reason they're selling.

I think Flickr is pretty popular among professional users? I dunno

They have a share in alibaba.

What will happen to all the weebshit on Yahoo
Auctions?

blow it all up and start fresh
just like google did after they fucked up altavista

Yahoo also owns Tumblr.

Yahoo owns tons of customer data thanks to their ad services. Verizon just wants that data so they can give you advertisements and make money off that. Plus since they have your data they can figure which yahoo customers don't own any Verizon products and double dip with ads and phones/internet. Basically, it's similar to how Sprint bought RadioShack but profitable.

Should I delete my Yahoo account?

As long as it doesn't go to Microsoft, I'm good. Microsoft does not need to get any more dominant than it already is.

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Isn't Yahoo really big in japan?

Whats goin to happen to Marisa Mayer?

I wouldn't pay tree-fiddy for that fucking site. Nothing but spamabots and ancient accounts.

>5 billion for outdated user info

>microbone offered 45 billion in 2008
>now it sold for 5

man what a drop.

>I don't even think Yahoo has any valuable IPs

Yahoo owns Tumblr and Flickr.

/biz/ here
Basically she gets like 40 million.
Also yahoo owns part of alibaba which is one of the few parts of the company that are worth the bank.

Would've been somehow relevant 10 years ago.

So basically nothing

It was fucked by the previous CEOs, you damn memer.

They're both massively popular moron.

it's ok, they can afford it

Verizon employee here, and they are literally swimming in cash

Ohhhh boy, can they afford it