Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.
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Anyone travel with the Xiaomi power banks? I might get the 10000 mAH one for long flight, but I'm not sure how it'll hold up
Ian Reed
Rip AliExpress ;_;7 Chinks getting too greedy
Carter Nguyen
You JUST posted this.
Julian Hernandez
It's gonna blow up and take the plane down.
Adam Sanchez
I'd buy that for a dollar
Jason Torres
Reminder Karpathy and the 25k ledditors he shilled to made the chinks greedy. Buy your chink shit before August 1st, prices are going up after that.
Hope the views were worth it, laowai.
Jackson Collins
reddit ruins EVERYTHING
Jeremiah Carter
We'll prolly be able to use others sites like Gearbest and DealExtreme without pricechange right?
Henry Flores
>one thing happens after another thing >the first thing caused it are you 12?
Landon Gray
honestly, I doubt the price increase is even 10%, probably something like 5% increase
Owen Bell
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Daniel Howard
Fuck you, I'm interested. In one.
Jaxon Garcia
>implying those were real views and not paid for Look at the day he got 23k views in one day yet only gained 1 (ONE) new subscriber. The chances of that are impossible. Out of 23k people at least a handful would subscribe. He paid pajeet to sit and watch his video over and over, absolutely no doubt in my mind.
Oliver Taylor
lol dude prices go up. If aliexpress is getting more traffic its reasonable for them to start charging more from every transaction. if shark cards go up 30 cents i dont think anybody is going to shit a brick
Matthew Robinson
>user reviews novelty electric lighter →
I have one of the electric arc lighters. It works - battery runs surprisingly long.
It's actually a really slick lighter (TIGER brand or something?) looks super nice.
The main issue with it is I smoke 'regular' cigarettes which are shorter and thicker cigarettes - same amount of tobacco as 'king size' (I think this is a canadian thing, you can smoke em faster - which you want when it's -40 c with wind) So the issue is the arc isn't wide enough to fit these cigarettes so it's hard to light evenly.
To anons asking, no I haven't used it on my self, i'm too much of a wimp to try. It will probably hurt like fuck.
Levi Butler
The reason for that is that those paid views services, the pajeet will bury the video in the background of a website muted. As the poo dicks around on the site the video plays without him knowing. That's why you'd get 23,750 views but no audience engagement. They have no idea they're even watching a video.
Adrian Jenkins
>user gets invited to the Gearbest promotion program how do you get invited, I could use some gb points :/
Nathaniel Peterson
Just got my Redmi 3S in the mail.
Put it next to my Redmi Note 3 Pro TPU case to compare, because I'm taking the photo with the RN3P.
Phone came from aliexpress with stable MIUI build untainted marshmellow. There's no "global rom" for the Redmi 3S but there was no chinese applications, 3 bloatware apps to remove (one being facebook) but other then that it's mainly the google package. Feels like a great phone, just a smaller version of the Redmi Note 3 Pro.
I won't be using it myself, but it works fine on 3G on koodo (RN3P gets LTE). I chose it over the Redmi 3 Pro because it has a faster GPU and comes with marshmallow.
Kayden White
What happened?
Michael Cooper
FUCK VICKY
Jason Turner
increase in international customers drew slanted dollar signs in AliE's eyes
Bentley Miller
I highly doubt that one video, even if every single person who viewed it started buying shit from Ali, made a blip on Jack Ma's radar.
Noah Barnes
This faggot happened
Juan Hughes
Is it the Xiaomeme event tomorrow where they are showing off a load of new stuff?
Adrian Green
|:/
Ryan Carter
Yes, notebook specs were already leaked in advance and some early shots of the thing.
Hunter Gonzalez
how is the amp?
Jacob Johnson
> post on CSG and always shill GB > go on discord to collude with other GB shills > always explain how GB is better than ali whenever people talk about ali. > write reviews on GB site > get many people to use GB promo links
The key is always shilling GB.
The risk is jack ma's wrath. Are you prepared for that?
Jack ma's wrath and the time required doesn't seem worth it to knock a quarter off your next order.
I think I'll just stick to my thinkpad to be honest.
Noah Martinez
Looks cheap and plasticy.
Kayden Gutierrez
>The image shows the side view of an all-metal PC which fits the description of the Mi Notebook, although the Mi logo is not visible. The picture also shows the Mi Notebook sporting very thin bezels.
Dominic Garcia
chink competition is welcome. Maybe other companies will yield to pressure and stop overpricing shit >inb4 MiProcessor >inb4 MiGraphics
Charles Rogers
yeah but do you just contact GB and tell them you shill a lot of their products, pls give GB points?
Adam Carter
He's just being a faggot.
They come to you with the VIP shilling program, every user who has asked for it directly has been shot down. All you can do is write well-written reviews with well-lit pictures and maybe attach a video or two, they'll come eventually. I got contacted after my first review.
10 for written review 20 for adding picture 50 for adding video
Jeremiah Davis
Got mine from xiaomiforsale.com t. northern europoor
Dominic Williams
What is the conversion fro GBP to USD?
Jace Perez
alright thanks
Bentley Wright
xiaomi action or sjcam for mounting on my bike / helmet? Almost got ran over by a whiteboi the other day so I need to protect my brown ass
Jack Miller
50 points = 1 $
Brandon Gomez
So you get 80 points if you do the three?
Hunter Hill
>No case for the RN3P to clip a powerbank to the back
Fuck
Ryder Ward
Use an elastic band like a real man.
Ethan King
last time I posted a video, I only got 10+50, they didn't count the picture ones
Gabriel Ramirez
Orico "docking" station for tablet on Amazon for $10.57. It's pretty much an "all-in-one" solution considering it's a tablet/phone stand, USB hub (3 USB 3.0 Ports), charger (2 dedicated charging ports at 1A and 2.4A), plus an SD/TF Card reader which I guess would be at USB 3.0 speeds.
Seems to also work fine with PCs but you would need a USB 3.0 A to A cable.
Jason Phillips
That would have indeed been a better idea -_- the one included looks like shit. haven't ever canceled an order so far, is it viable?
Benjamin Davis
Got a new cc but my bank fucked up with billing address so no chink shit for couple more days, haven't bought any for more than a month and it's destroying me from inside
While I don't personally own nor plan on buying one, those that do say that the seconds subdial work.
Robert Myers
Socialblade of Karpathy's channel, he got 25k views in a 24 hour period yet only +1 subscriber. That indicates he paid pajeet for views. Looking around it costs $700 for 25k views. He must be really desperate for YouTube fame.
Austin Perez
nah, I actually spent time making them look good anyway I just sent them a ticket
Isaiah Sanchez
No problem, just be sure to select the right shipment method. It's called "EU Express", "EU direct" or something with DHL. Other methods won't avoid customs and probably take longer, too.
Ryder Parker
Good. Most of the chinkwatch subdials don't work at that price
Matthew Reed
Nah the Xiaomi one is fine. Keep in mind it's perhaps heavier than you might expect.
Not really
Lincoln Jones
When ordering a phone from Gearbest, should I be worried about them putting chink spyware on it?
Brody Nelson
Depends on the phone, with Xiaomi you're going to need to flash a global rom on it no matter what.
Cameron King
I'm looking at the Oukitel K4000 Pro they have on flash sale right now.
Leo Wood
I think you'll be fine, make sure it supports your countries bands before purchase
James Rodriguez
The 'original' has a width of 22mm, a 20mm should therefore also fit, right? I've never changed straps before.
Tyler Sanders
Anyone here heard of this?
sub 200 smartwatch
i backed the Onyx... first dive into smartwatch meme
I don't know about the original, but this one has a 20mm strap. My 22mm's do not fit.
Ayden Thompson
>kickstarter
Gabriel Watson
I just spoke to an Ali seller that I buy from and he said that that Ali will be charging 18% more commission
This is the end
Evan Fisher
This will greatly affect mobile phones. Cheaper shit like watches, sd cards, powerbanks and some random stuff not so much
Isaac Garcia
its a chink watch idiot
Charles Reed
Thanks for ruining Aliexpress /csg/, you assholes. Now none of us can buy shit for reasonable prices because of your bitching
Jace Ortiz
This came in and I have no idea what it is
Ian Hall
Oy vey, take your jewstarter shilling and fuck off. This is a chinkshit thread where we discuss getting chinked by chinks on sites like Aliexpress, not jewed by jews on Kickshoah.
Chink knockoffs of the PRC 300 most certainly don't. If you want subdials with actual functions, you can get a quartz tripple calendar for maybe 25 or so usd. Think I saw an actual chronograph for like $15 in the last thread. If you want actual proper mechanical complications that's a different price.
Both the original and this one has 20mm straps.
back out and get the charcoal if you want black. Black coatings flake to shit real quick. Oak (plain steel) seems best if you must get anything at all.
Xavier Young
Wow. 10 days in total of shipping and this got here. Based chinkys
The cord weaving is very nice and tight and the male end has a nice metal spring to prevent fraying at the end. Both female ends work just fine without and volume or quality drops. Good stuff here
Been using one of these from ebay for 0.75c for a while, does cable quality even matter?
Nathaniel Lopez
PVD flaking to shit isn't exactly a new phenomenon. Oxidised (anodised) aluminum on the other hand is exceptionally scratch resistant, albeit kind of soft and poor at handling impacts. DON'T BUY COATED WATCHES OR KNIVES FROM CHINA - IT'LL LOOK LIKE FUCKING GARBAGE AFTER A WEEK
Luke Lee
Nomos Quartz Watch For Men Women Lover Wrist Watches Top Luxury Brand Reloj Hombre 2016 New Relogio Montre Orologio Uomo Horloge on product description it's Band Width: 25 mm
Then, with the same pic Luxury Brand Nomos Mens Watches Genuine Leather Analog Quartz Watch Calendar Date Male Business Wristwatch Dress Watches Clock this one says it's sporting band of width 28 mm
Case thinkness is also different for what seems to be the same watch. I'm confused about what to buy now
Noah Reyes
probably not, beyond longevity.
Camden Lee
The Saphire Screen prevents screen scratches. Its why I picked Onyx...