I found this while exploring a local cliff/ drunk teenager hangout...

I found this while exploring a local cliff/ drunk teenager hangout. How can I examine its contents without jeopardizing my computer?

give it back jamal

why the fuck would an sd card "jeopardize muh computah". r u retarded

anything's exploitable if you're paranoid enough.

Just ensure your operating system does not auto execute anything at all. Mount it to a no-exec partition or something. Don't use windows. If you're that paranoid, check the contents in a VM.

Make another partition, install Gentoo, open it

>If you're that paranoid, check the contents in a VM.

Wouldn't the likes of Stuxnet be able to attack the host system anyways? Isn't the device being passed through the host system to the VM?

Just get a cheap netbook and nuke the OS afterwards or something.

A great number of viruses are distributed via untrustworthy removable storage. It's a real issue

use a linux liveUSB/CD/DVD.

I reccommend Lubuntu x64.

The most secure way I can think of is:

On your personal machine, create two burner email accounts
Boot into a linux USB on a burner machine (local library or something similar)
Peruse the contents
Log into one of the email accounts and send anything interesting to the other (or dump the entire disk image and send that)

Optional: Back on your personal machine, within a VM, download the files. There's the issue of not being able to ensure the files you pull don't themselves exploit some vulnerability on the system (ex. pictures somehow executing code through the photo viewer), which would make doing anything with them dangerous without a dedicated burner machine.

It's unlikely that the drive contains anything serious (bootloader rootkits, VM escapes, etc), so this is probably overkill.

The library is a good idea, if more than a tad callous.

I honestly don't know enough about virtualization but as far as I know you'd pass the block level device through the host system and then mount it for I/O inside the VM. There are ways of jumping out of a VM but from what I can see stuxnet specifically would be more concerned with causing damage from within the virtual machine itself assuming it detects one. You aren't really safe from rootkits and the likes in a VM for sure, I guess the best way to test it if you're that concerned is to use a throwaway computer isolated from your network.

Just inserted it LOL

>all the files are >4MB since they had a nice DSLR.

It's just a family and family photos, nothing noteworthy.

Thanks for all the advice fellas

faggot

now delet dis

see if you can find the owner

Those are USB. The only sneaky shit a MicroSD card firmware can do is hide/backup it's own contents or present different files based on the system.

These fucking autists. God damn..the fucking spooks didn't plant that shit in a remote fucking hangout spot for you to find, hope you insert it and attack your system. You are not that important. If you were you wouldn't even give a fuck about some God damn SD card in the first place.

That's what this is about? I thought the concern was just the teenagers might have acquired some viruses. Which seems pretty reasonable to me.

any cp?

Linux Live CD you inept poo in loo

Is their daughter hot? Any accidental/funny nudity?

Post more

POST MOAR

Those fucking tits. God damn.

Bruh, quit being a pussy

Just dump it online and gives us a link

>Reported for illegal possession

Enjoy being V&

>but I just found it on the ground, judge
>"That's what they all say, pedo"

Upload everything on mega

>$CURRENT_YEAR
>hating pedos
Wtf I thought all you pedo haters migrated to redd1t

Bro those are just the dummy files to throw you off.

You actually now have a trojan horse installed on your system.

Fuck you OP. Little bitch ass nigga.

What the fuck happened to this thread.

Daughter has huge tits. OP got scared for posting one pic and bailed.

This

Where are the rest of the photos.

her mother has nice ones too, families

POST PICS OP YOU SISSY FAGGOT

stuxnet was designed to penetrate a very specific type of hardware using multiple 0-day attacks. Those 0 day vulnerabilities are worth millions each. I wouldn't expect anything more sophisticated than a malicious executable or office document from a USB/SD attack in the real world.

Pedo?

She doesn't look young at all, faggot. Or is that the american definition of a pedo, which means that even 17 year olds are illegal?

GET THE LEWD PICTURES ON MEGA FUUUUUUUUUU

anything under 18 is pedophilia you idiot, it;s illegal for lewd pics and sex with them

Boot from a LiveUSB.

Oh come on OP

Morals? In MY Sup Forums?

What the hell happened to you guys?

Why are there deleted posts, what happened?

Funnyjunk came here
Now this place is overrun by newfags who pretend to be oldfags

Where are the pics
Where are the pics
Where are the pics

>anything under 18 is pedophilia
Maybe where YOU live. Don't project your shit onto me, I live in a state with consent laws that deem 16 year olds able to give consent.

Delete this thread mods.

Well yeah but under federal law you can't post any LEWDS of miners under 18

You just can't post pornography of minors. Lewd is fine.

Lewd isn't fine.

Under federal law lewd is fine, but the janitorals here delete that shit no matter what.

Nope lewd isn't fine, even this shit will get deleted watch
I'll be a martyr for you I get two more warnings

ur fucked up

It's straight off the target website
Don't be weird you know you want the dumps

That's just a girl in a bikini, you're the one assuming it's sexual.

Bikinis are technology

This thread is not being watched by us

American kids are fucking fat.

Her body doesn't look right; there's no feminine shape to it. Her midriff looks off.

>there's no feminine shape to it
No fucking shit.

you've been fapping to too much loli, lad

that's how normal kids look

Proove it Motherfucker

post moar or dump a dropbox link
if you don't mind doing that is

yeah right
or she seems to have good genetics when it comes to those tits desu senpai

>this thread
There is no p here, only c.
Might as well delete all the pictures having humans in them, fuck.

You're a real retard.

Janitor is a faggot
>pic related

>Being this paranoid

Don't forget to burn the library to the ground, change your name, have plastic surgery and move to Guatemala afterwards. You know, just to be on the safe side.

Those files could be infected with random malware dumbass.

>implying Stuxnet is going to be on some random SD card found at a teenage rainbow party

That would only matter if you were so incredibly retarded that you actually used Windows.

turn off autorun

>linux can't be infected

>what is mount -o noexec

>have to specify -o for something that is inherently an option
topkek linux

Take it to a photo self service booth somewhere and see if there're any photos. Alternatively use a library computer

Put a raspberry pi behind the thermostat

Why the fuck would you SEND THE FILES OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET

>dense_motherfucker.jaypeg

So how come nobody reposted the pictures yet?I bet the janni is a newfag.

You don't keep a bunch of shitty ancient laptops around for this purpose? What are you, gay?

Take it to a public library, or if you're a student check it out on your schools computers

That won't matter. If you're using something like Windows or OSX, the system will be more than happy to automatically mount the media for you and execute any zero-days onboard.

Get a cheap computer, fairly up to date hardware, and use that, make sure it has no wireless connections as some of the more sophisticated crap can wreak havoc on a network.

I take in used systems all the time, have lots of storage that is iffy at best from systems that are dead.