/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

WE MAY BE BRINGING BACK THE /CSG/ PODCAST. PODCAST DATE TBD.

>News:
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m.gearbest.com/shaving-hair-removal/pp_236322.html
aliexpress.com/item/Long-Elephant-Nose-Sexy-Thongs-For-Men-Funny-Low-Waist-G-String-Enhance-Pouch-Jock-Strap/32612923262.html
c.dx.com/collection/201606/DoogeeX5MaxPro/en/index.html?utm_source=dx&utm_medium=homerotate&utm_campaign=en20160718Doogee
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anyone bought/can recommend a diving mask with a snorkel ?

PRAY FOR VICKY

FUCK VICKY

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Reminder if you're considering getting a BM-800/700/8000 or have one and want to unlock its full potential, now is the best time to get a Focusrite 2i2, Solo or 2i4 audio interface. The 2nd gen just came out and eBay/craigslist/Gumtree is flooded with 1st gens. There's very little difference between the gens so get that top tier full phantom power for cheap now!

>namefag op

>• user gets a pepe mug: → →

Praise kek!

I want smooth balls. Would this work without castrating me?

m.gearbest.com/shaving-hair-removal/pp_236322.html

use shaving cream on your balls, or have a professional doing it

Posting this from vernee thor who came in yesterday

>poor people general

XD

You can't use an epilator on ballskin.

Trust me on this.

Works well for the pubes around the balls though, ignoring the large amounts of pain.

oh look

That will tug at your wrinkly ballskin and you'll be in immense pain. Soak your balls in shaving foam and run a normal bic razor over them with the wrinkles held flat as you can. If you trim the hair down enough it only takes a minute or two. Anything mechnical like that near your sack will fuck you up for life, it was made for a smooth surface like your jaw, not paper thin wrinkly sackskin.

Not much talk about the Xiaomi Mi Notebook Air -- why?

Pretty interested in one as a loonix box but waiting to see feedback on quality, notably the trackpad.

Anyone have any thoughts on the topic?

Fuck that shit, it's a gtx 970m, isn't it?

No way will that run well in a chink macbook knockoff.

gtx 940m

dunno. will it be available on ali/gb? i'd cop as soon as it is available.

It's another 1€ "Gaming" Mouse. Pretty shit and has no side keys. But it is quite accurate, I can aim good with it. Maybe I'll sell it some stupid kid.
2 others of THE 1€ "Gaming" Mouses are on their way.

Get a chinkpad like any sane person on Sup Forums would

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Yes, we know everything is already from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

Fuck your shit nigga.

It's an ultrabook.

If you need "muh gaymen" get a fucking desktop or a console. Grow up kids

940Mx but I'm not going to game on it, so who cares about that?

Yes

What's gb? Release date is in a few days so I'm sure it'll be on Ali soon after; however, I want to wait for reviews on build quality and the like.

I have one for work, I don't really love it.

Reposting this from the old thread since it hit bump limit. Can anyone recommend me a chink smartphone that has good camera?

All I did was point out the specs, did some gaymurs piss in your cereal today?

If you need muh laptop you get a fucking chinkpad or business workstation, not an ultragook.

There's more uses for a GPU than gaymen. You are new to this board?

Xiaomi redmi

Or become ultra giga nigger and get the oukitel k10000

>recommending compiz or Firefox GPU acceleration
of thyselve

Should I get the james donkey 112? I've seen it around here being one of the worthy chinkshit. Any preferred vendor for EU shipping?

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>what is video production or CAD

Truly the underage and hopeless are among us

>he thinks gpu are only for graphics

toppest of the keks

What's wrong with you? Why are you so mad that a random computer has a 940m in it? There's literally no downside to having one in your computer. It actually improves battery life and your computer wont be as hot.

>I need a smartphone for videoediting
>BRO I NEED IT, I VIDEOEDIT ALL THE TIME BRO
>bro just recently I used CAD software to engineer the latest jet turbine engine bro, I need the graphics bro

Yes, these are shark cards. Your point is?

Just shilling.

>chink
> good camera

Both of them have shit cameras.

If you want a good camera need more expensive Axon 7/ Mi5 / Le Max 2. all of them are ~$300+.

No cheap chinkshit phones got good cameras period.

>a smartphone
are we talking about the same thing here? People use laptops to video edit and a dedicated GPU cuts rendering times. Good job proving you're all of 15 years old like the tripfag OP.

You sound angry for some reason.

Eat shit faggot

Kek. Pretty much this

Autism.

>eat shit faggot
oh boy I've seen that generic boilerplate insult before. Lithuanianfag has been unbanned.

why are you mad that some people need a gpu for their laptop.

But shaving is so much inferior to plucking it's not even funny. I will make that chink eunuchication device work for me and prove you wrong. In a couple of weeks I shall post pics of my silky ballsack and then we will see who is laughing.

kek, mine has, i assume it's from the other ones

you have no fucking idea, have you?
I use GPUs and I don't do neither editing or CAD... you'd be surprised of the other uses

RIP

Thanks for the replies, I'll check them out.

Lithuanianfag here. Im suprised i became a meme here by just disliking youtube videos. Also yes im banned but that wont stop me.

Want to know this as well

Pls post video review of the procedure. Or stream it live.

They're barely any cheaper then getting a Cressi off Amazon so really what is the point.
More importantly, diving masks are one thing you should really try on in a shop before you buy online and you're unlikely to find the no-name Chinese ones in your local branch of Water Spelunkers R Us.

So this confirms you're behind a thousand VPNs to evade a permaban? No wonder your strawpolls are all rigged.

This guys gets it.

CUDA CUDA CUDA

Anyway, I am reasonably new to /CSG/ but looking to be into it. Bought an LCD panel, a speaker and a few other small bits of alibaba but looking to up my game. Any recommended bags? Looking for a medium to large backpack for uni and going to the Jim. Also, document cases / holders... any leather a4 cases or similar? Anything on alibaba that isn't PU leather? Seems unlikely but no harm asking.

FAGBAG

>falseflagging this hard
Today's copy of the Lithuanian Herald with appropriate "hi /csg/" message scrawled in crayon or fuck off

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>not buying 20 of the $1 gaymur mice and selling them to stupid normies for $15 each

Thanks, ordered now.

yo can someone help me pick out curtain tassels from ali?

Im trying to find some i saw in store today that had fur ends (sort of like a fox tail) and a huge crystal

Is waiting for the new Redmi Pro my only available choice if I want a decent chinkphone with USB C?
I really hate Micro USB connectors.

I guess it really was him.
>permabanned for posting child porn
>still stinking this general up
lol

Anyone have some good ideas for stupid cheap shit I could send to a friend's address?

tenga eggs

When Xiaomi release Redmi Pro to India?

I once send somebody this
aliexpress.com/item/Long-Elephant-Nose-Sexy-Thongs-For-Men-Funny-Low-Waist-G-String-Enhance-Pouch-Jock-Strap/32612923262.html

Can't you buy the $4 phone?

kek

Good shit.
Thanks guys!

POO

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I'm considering buying one of these before the $80 offer expires in two days: c.dx.com/collection/201606/DoogeeX5MaxPro/en/index.html?utm_source=dx&utm_medium=homerotate&utm_campaign=en20160718Doogee

Think it's worth it? I just want a backup phone so I can mess with my current one. I have a Nexus 5X atm but I can't fuck with it because work phone, I'd get in lots of trouble.

I've never bought a chink phone, and it being from a company that's pretty much named Doge doesn't help first impressions either.

KEK. What did they say?

yeah, that's why im asking, i see no point in ordering from CN. Most likely I will buy from some street merchant when I get there, or just use my small ones, which I ordered already for like 3euro

New chink shit arrived.

"Gerber" multi tool, I'm gonna use it as a cool bottle opener.

KZ EDR2, saw they have good reviews and were less than 4€, on sale at GB. Isolation is great and bass sounds good, really happy with them so far, tested them for a while.

As always, sorry for the shit picture..

Go on Ali and search for "mouth pussy"

Which Xiaomi phones have the Camera2 API?

No I would really like to know if he can buy one.
I would even pay him twice the price + shipping for one.

>gb
Gearbest.

did they even get released? I thought they went back and asked for some major government subsidy?

I was going to throw this chink packaging out and then I noticed how they spelled TV on it.

Australia?

Word, thanks.

Not familiar with that site, however; what's the lowdown there? How's it stack up against Ali?

She gifted it to her boyfriend.

This is what the thing looks like

Redpill on PostNL

Is it gonna take 3 fucking months like the nordic posts?

those eyes are starring into my soul

I want to buy this too but it only supports one 3G band here so I'm not sure it will work.

Maybe it would look a little bit happier with your willy in the trunk.

Wouldn't completely fill it; elephant would become sadder.

Coverage will be shit if you want to use it as your main phone I guess. But it'd make for a nice "mini-tablet" at home or something I guess.

Or just install spotify and put it in your car as a music player or something. But it'd be mostly useless as a regular phone

My iPhone 4s is falling apart and it so painfully slow. I need a new replacement phone and I wanted a cheap (

LMAO, I think im gonna do this.

No, USA. My phone just flipped the picture for some reason.

More chink shit came in the mail. I got an aux cord and an sdr dongle thing. The aux cord doesn't look as nice as the other cable that I got from this company, but it still feels better than the aux cable I had before. I didn't get to test the sdr yet.

Oh, I mean it supports both 4G/LTE and 2G though. Who cares about 3G at that point? Unless your country has really horrible 4G/LTE coverage and you'll be on 2G 90% of the time.

I dunno what the mobile networks are like in France

Then post a photo of you wearing it.

It's worth getting a mask for around £10 or so for casual snorkelling. Besides the fit (press it against your face without the strap and breathe in through your nose; it should stay on without falling off) the most important thing to look for is a translucent rubber seal because it lets a surprising amount of light though and renders the whole experience much less claustrophobic.

In my experience (pretty much exclusively Mediterranean countries) the ones sold by street merchants are shit and no cheaper than getting a half-decent one from Amazon.

So I bought a 128gb SD card for extra storage for my ThinkPad; was 10.17 EUR for ebay. Collage related.
How do I test how much I got fucked?
>Phenovo
ffs, font seems like sth you use on a 1970's amp