The iBucket sets itself apart from the crowd. The magical and intuitive design allows the user to unleash his or her creativity in unlimited ways. Each iBucket is unique, tailored to suit your distinct personality.
When you buy an iBucket, you are getting more than just a container for liquids. You are getting a new, hip, and trendy lifestyle.
iBucket. Going beyond conventions.
Tyler Sanchez
>before Steve Jobs died >Steve calls him out on any shitty designs >after Steve Jobs died >no one calling him out on shitty designs
Jaxon Robinson
>..this is the new Apple..
We'll buy it.
t. lgbts
Daniel Martin
I think people forget that Steve Jobs literally was Apple Jesus. He was a fuck with no technical knowledge but he knew what looked good. Even Ives wasn't spared from his ridicule on the reg. >"Put the speakers on the inside." Apparently one of the first things Jobs ever said to him.
Austin Jackson
I'll just wait for Google's chromebucket.
Jack Jenkins
>proprietary rivets to attach the handle to the bucket god damnit apple
Liam Thompson
>It's unapologetically an iPhone 5 from last year with cheaper parts and a plastic back, and it's unapologetically more expensive than the iPhone 5 is right now!
Joshua Campbell
Unibody my ass the fall of all the time.
Brody Roberts
I watch at least one apple video narrated by John every day to get my juices going
Why do people get so mad with apple advertising their products?
I mean, every single company does exactly the same.
Noah Perez
Apple just does it so much better that it causes specsperg analdevastation.
Adam Sullivan
Apple set the standard of using fancy-sounding buzzwords to describe a product instead of advertising the product's actual performance
Nathan Cooper
Incredible. I am only going to fill my Apple Bucket with Apple Water.
Camden Peterson
>A collective obsession.
Jonny you're the best.
Robert White
This isn't just any air...it's a harmonious blend of diatomic oxygen and nitrogen molecules in the exact ratio that you need, with no waste or added impurities.
