Um, excuse me, Windows, WTF are u doin?

Um, excuse me, Windows, WTF are u doin?

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Search function is called cortana

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find .exe and/or dlls
change permissions to Deny All
AppLocker to block

wut?

i did, but the update just reenabled it

>botnet os
>surprised when the botnet is doing botnety things
just kill yourself

>Search for Cortana
>It's called Cortana & Search
>Why do I have search engine on??

because you are a fucking idiot.

Windows just bait and switches everything so often. They don't understand the concept of backwards compatibility with users.

onedrive syncing all yo selfies

youtu.be/vaHTZETBbzE?t=1m40s

parallels coherence?what king of faggotry is that?

Daily reminder for all win10 threads

You can't ever completely disable windows 10 telemetry.
Microsoft is actively pushing towards making this ever harder to do as well - see the recent group policy change for example.
Even if you yourself are not concerned about the data collection, you still expose information about your friends and family via Microsoft's aggressive surveillance methods.
You should not use, support or endorse this operating system.

The spyware has been backported to Windows 7 and 8.1 as well.
You can much more easily remove it though - all it takes is uninstalling the related updates.
You can find out which via a quick google search for 'telemetry updates for windows 7 and 8.1', and then hiding them in Windows Update.
Don't forget to check for these every month or so, as Microsoft can push out new updates anytime that can reinstall the spyware.

Parallels for Mac.

Cortana handles search. The only build which doesn't have Cortana at all is LTSB, where searching is handled by a different, lighter executable called SearchUI.

Fuck yeah LTSB master race.

get enterprise + few GP tweaks and you should be good.

Show us your tweaks, I have plenty, maybe I missed some.

Microsoft wants spyware in their enterprise edition most of all

There's not a more lucrative group to spy on.

There's also no group that it would fuck them harder to spy on. There would be mass lawsuits if it was discovered that Microsoft were collecting sensitive information from Enterprise installs. Sink the entire company-grade lawsuits.

Yes completely right! Makes me glad to be on LT fucking motherfucking SB!

What about spying updates for Windows products specifically (as opposed to the OS itself)? Do they exist?

You can blacklist Windows executables from running altogether with registry entries, including searchui.exe and other Cortana-related executables.

Windows 7 does not have this problem.

Then turn off automatic updates.

You are using a stable OS, right?

Open up wireshark and look at what gets sent.

Enterprise not Education you idiot, nothing newer also then LTSB N 2015.

I think he was asking "how was that post relevant to this thread".

The Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

daily reminder windows search was and is broken since windows 7

Windows is a great OS for those who have nothing to hide.

What is the "Notebook"?

Nicholas Sparks' mediocre novel.

>that ME e

It's encrypted, might as well be looking at cyrllic.

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>links to a shitpost that has absolutely nothing to do with LTSB
good goyim