Let's make a dictionary
{language : [application], ...}
For (each) programming language:
name the application it's best in
>in4b application = nothing
Let's make a dictionary
{language : [application], ...}
For (each) programming language:
name the application it's best in
>in4b application = nothing
Nice idea actually..
Java: getting a job
C: garbage
C++: even more garbage
Python: having fun
PHP: internet
What do you mean by garbage?
Hello pajeet, you seem to have a bug in your dictionary, let me fix that for you!
Java: poo
C: wizard
C++: job
Python: academics
Php: is this a language?
>python
>academics
where did this meme even come from?
C: Writing things like binary trees and parsers
Java: Any large program
Python: Checking my discrete math assignments
>where did this meme even come from?
The world
Universities didn't want to shell out shekels for MATLAB anymore so a part migrated to R and others migrated to Numpy / Scipy
Almost agree but:
Java: getting a WELL-PAID job (:^>)
C: not garbage, neets use them to show to their highness of knowledge to the ppl who does not give a fuck about them
C++: you only get a job that worth something if you know people, others are pajeeth level
Python: best for automation, you onlt get a job if you know people
PHP: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
C#: Enterprise programs, monitoring programs, large database managers, android(better then the native), etc. It is universal. The Linux compiler for it is almost ready.
Haskell: If you are homosexual Biology major you will be rich
is that homosexual-biology major or homosexual biology-major?
C: writing crypto libraries overflowing with vulnerabilities
C++: providing autistic NEETs the only shred of self-esteem they will ever manage
Java: bringing India out of poverty
JavaScript: being a testament to human ingenuity
Python: causing astronomical levels of asspain among cucks who squandered years of their empty lives learning C++
Haskell: serving as a containment language for immature dilettantes,, thereby preventing them from shitting up actually useful software projects
Gay person in Biology major.
Fact: You MUST be homosexual to get a job with it, period. You cannot get a job if you are trans or similar, only if you are gay.
Dorm friend got a job but not me :^<
Well at least I can get a job as a Java dev.
This.
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(UN)ICON: string processing
Racket: language development
Lua: embedding
Erlang: multiprocessing
Ada: safety
Oh wait I'm sorry, I forgot that this is a thread for shitposting about languages. My bad.
Continue being useless, peasant.
Programming millions of fizzbuzz programs won't get you a job.
But wait, you do not actually do that either. You are from Sup Forums like most of these hypocrite fags.
HTML: Hacking
any large project, target to be expensive and to have high maintenance cost, people need jobs we know.
javascript in 1990s: pretty much nothing
javascript in 2000s: front end web dev
javascript today: pretty much anything
javascript in 2020: only language to exist
Only when you write software professionally will you appreciate Java
This. Compile C to asm,js, never look back.
The future is now senpai
How often does one do language development?
General question: How easy is it to learn Java Script coming from Python?
I know Python and I like functional programming, if that matters.
Depends on what you do. DSLs aren't as big as they used to be but they're still being developed.
Python: Quick/simple scripts
C: Embedded or high-performance code
Java/C++: Le ENTERPRISE meme, aka getting a job
JavaScript: In web browsers, and if you use it outside then kill yourself
Lisp: Looking cool on Sup Forums (and AI?)
Haskell: Looking "cool" on Sup Forums
NOT looking forward to learning Javascript this fall.
Maybe you should drop out and learn to install air conditioning systems instead then