Let's make a dictionary

Let's make a dictionary
{language : [application], ...}

For (each) programming language:
name the application it's best in

>in4b application = nothing

Nice idea actually..

Java: getting a job
C: garbage
C++: even more garbage
Python: having fun
PHP: internet

What do you mean by garbage?

Hello pajeet, you seem to have a bug in your dictionary, let me fix that for you!

Java: poo
C: wizard
C++: job
Python: academics
Php: is this a language?

>python
>academics
where did this meme even come from?

C: Writing things like binary trees and parsers
Java: Any large program
Python: Checking my discrete math assignments

>where did this meme even come from?
The world

Universities didn't want to shell out shekels for MATLAB anymore so a part migrated to R and others migrated to Numpy / Scipy

Almost agree but:

Java: getting a WELL-PAID job (:^>)

C: not garbage, neets use them to show to their highness of knowledge to the ppl who does not give a fuck about them

C++: you only get a job that worth something if you know people, others are pajeeth level

Python: best for automation, you onlt get a job if you know people

PHP: ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

C#: Enterprise programs, monitoring programs, large database managers, android(better then the native), etc. It is universal. The Linux compiler for it is almost ready.

Haskell: If you are homosexual Biology major you will be rich

is that homosexual-biology major or homosexual biology-major?

C: writing crypto libraries overflowing with vulnerabilities
C++: providing autistic NEETs the only shred of self-esteem they will ever manage
Java: bringing India out of poverty
JavaScript: being a testament to human ingenuity
Python: causing astronomical levels of asspain among cucks who squandered years of their empty lives learning C++
Haskell: serving as a containment language for immature dilettantes,, thereby preventing them from shitting up actually useful software projects

Gay person in Biology major.

Fact: You MUST be homosexual to get a job with it, period. You cannot get a job if you are trans or similar, only if you are gay.

Dorm friend got a job but not me :^<

Well at least I can get a job as a Java dev.
This.

Sup Forums IS ON SUICIDE WATCH 24/7

10 cents have been deposited in your Micro $oft shill account. Continue the great job!

(UN)ICON: string processing
Racket: language development
Lua: embedding
Erlang: multiprocessing
Ada: safety

Oh wait I'm sorry, I forgot that this is a thread for shitposting about languages. My bad.

Continue being useless, peasant.

Programming millions of fizzbuzz programs won't get you a job.

But wait, you do not actually do that either. You are from Sup Forums like most of these hypocrite fags.

HTML: Hacking

any large project, target to be expensive and to have high maintenance cost, people need jobs we know.

javascript in 1990s: pretty much nothing
javascript in 2000s: front end web dev
javascript today: pretty much anything
javascript in 2020: only language to exist

Only when you write software professionally will you appreciate Java

This. Compile C to asm,js, never look back.
The future is now senpai

How often does one do language development?

General question: How easy is it to learn Java Script coming from Python?
I know Python and I like functional programming, if that matters.

Depends on what you do. DSLs aren't as big as they used to be but they're still being developed.

Python: Quick/simple scripts
C: Embedded or high-performance code
Java/C++: Le ENTERPRISE meme, aka getting a job
JavaScript: In web browsers, and if you use it outside then kill yourself
Lisp: Looking cool on Sup Forums (and AI?)
Haskell: Looking "cool" on Sup Forums

NOT looking forward to learning Javascript this fall.

Maybe you should drop out and learn to install air conditioning systems instead then