his drink is spying on him

> his drink is spying on him

Enjoy your Pepsi 10 and CocaCola El Captain spyware, peasants!
Ha!

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well in a way code is just a recipe for software ;)

Joke's on you I drink Ubuntu Cola

I have actually made some if them without sugar they were good.

+1

Better than BSD Cucka-Cola.

(Can)onical are sold out to microshaft.

Subbed :)

GNU/WATER
This is the recipe for GNU water, or GNU+Water or GNUslashWATER as I recently started to call it
It is licenced under the GNU GPL license. feel free to share!

Ingridients:
2 Parts H
1 Part O

Procedure:
Put H and H in a bottle together
shake well
set alight
wait for the little *poof*
Enjoy!

You wouldn't believe how much cancerous chemicals are in the bottlesd water and in the tap..

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as OpenCola, is in fact, GNU/OpenCola, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Cola. OpenCola is not an soft beverage unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning soda made useful by the GNU coreingredients, can popper and vital aluminum components comprising a full soft drink as defined by the FDA.

Many soda users drink a modified version of the GNU OpenCola every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called OpenCola, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU soft drink, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a OpenCola, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. OpenCola is the kernel: the liquid in the can.The kernel is an essential part of an soda beverage, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete can of soda. OpenCola is normally used in combination with the GNU aluminum-casing: the whole soda is basically GNU with OpenCola added, or GNU/OpenCola. All the so-called OpenCola distributions are really distributions of GNU/OpenCola.

Nice blog post, Miranda! Keep it up!

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Is Sup Forums open-source?

>2000
>+16
>not using reverse osmosis

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How new are you?
Not btw

I wonder when they will bring back Amiga-Cola

Enjoy your bitter tasting non-mineralized water. Also, enjoy being dehydrated because there's no electrolytes in your version of GNU/WATER

Stop complaying and start contributing!

Of course it's missing some parts, its only in beta!

>open source water
>when you can have proprietary water falling from the sky FOR FREE
Checkmate, piracy win again.

Isn't water open source though? You know, H2O? Or is it just semi-open?

>proprietary
>implying I don't have full conrol over the atoms in the water, able to do what I please with it.
>implying God isn't a freetard

>Sup Forums pretends to care about FOSS
>meanwhile they browse a proprietary imageboard on a regular basis

Really makes you think...

>not using an entirely free as in freedom public domain water.
When will they learn

> >implying God isn't a freetard
You got me with that line.

>not using LibreCola
>implying OpenCola doesn't have blobs
enjoy your botnet faggots

I'll just continue drinking water and tea.

>he's one of those retards who believes that you die if you drink distilled water
retard

>blobs

$ find $HOME -name sides
$

You actually can die even from mineral water. I heard about some water drinking contest in murrica where a woman drank 9 liters of water and died later because of it. The dose makes the poison.

Have fun drinking shit. Meanwhile I'll be drinking THE patrician-tier ambrosiac of our times.
>hurr but tea just werks
Have fun heating up water and installing teabags and sugar to have it function properly. Not to mention your proprietary teabags could have all sorts of shit in it.
Meanwhile I'll be over her recompiling my OpenCola, knowing exactly what ingredients I used.

youtube.com/watch?v=RPBpf6w_cyM

jesus fucking christ..

"Free as in Freedom, not free as in free beer"

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kek

> he doesn't eat open-source eggs

Shame on you mister!

Anyone actually tried it?

What does it taste like?

The recipe makes it sound a bit like it could be tasting like red bull cola.

>wait for the little *poof*
chuckled

This recipe sucks. I used 2 pounds H and 1 pound O and it came out all wrong.

except it doesn't run on my computer, it runs on theirs.

There's your problem, you weren't supposed to add O.

How can 1s and 0s be wrong?

We actually make these kind of colas, with modification of course, and we sell 'em at random villages across the country.

>google opencola
>first result is some weird SEO site that has weird porn links under the hero image
What the fuck

Please don't call it OpenCola because the word Open is associated with the Open Source movement. Call it FreeCola, or as I've recently taken to calling it, LibreCola.

Coca-Cola and Pepsi are closed source.
Beer and wine are open source.
Stay pleb, proprietaryfags.