Yo user, so like

Yo user, so like...

How come you won't go hiking with your girlfriend bro?

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>your girlfriend

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because of the one drop rule... She's a nigger.

That's a fine looking lump of a lass she should go hiking more often.

Pics of your gf ?

>hairy hands

Are you sure that "she" is a female?

>having a girlfriend
its not worth it. they are all ugly as fuck without 1kg makeup.

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She's an athletic vegan with a stomach as flat as an ironing board

because I'm fucking gay

I'm going canoeing with my wife and her son this weekend. Hope it's gonna be fun.

have you actually ever seen a female live instead of photoshopped pictures?
they do have body hair and sometimes it's very visible. that's why "laser hair removal" is actually a thing.

Laser hair removal blows. Barely above waxing.
Electrolysis is the answer.

kek, no gf having faggots. i feel for you, but at the same time, hahahahaha.
but seriously, find a non land whale who isn't a retarded bitch, there are many more of them than Sup Forums seems to believe

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Because I don't have a girlfriend.

More than likely never will.

this pic is really funny can i save it?

She doesn't look it, she looks like a sturdy "real woman" kind of woman. Unless of course you have pictures from a different perspective that show differently.

No, it's copyrighted.

sorry user

My gf won't go hiking with me because shes a borderline fujoshi who hates going outside if she doesn't have to

I used to hike all the time before we moved in together, but I guess that was because of my proximity to the easier Appalachain Trail lines near my parents place

I'd rather not have a gf at all, than have a nigger-hair pork like your pic.
Getting ugly women like that ain't a problem.
The real accomplishment is getting a woman who actually looks good.

sure my friend, have a ball.

I'm actually planning a trip to the adirondacks with my girlfriend and our son, her husband owns a camp out there so it should be nice

I don't have a girlfriend.

Any tips, Sup Forums?

I simply have not dated a gorilla before. All of my exes were pure and clean.

It's called standards, young'in.

thanks friend

I don't have a girlfriend.

I don't have any friends either

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Just stop being poor and ugly.

>fujoshi
has she ever tried to coerce you into doing the gay?

>flexing on hache tee tee pee ess colon forward slash forward slash bee oh ay are dee ess dot four cee hache ay enn dot oh are gee forward slash gee

What the source on this doujin?

Naw but she is constantly trying to touch my butt and has a fascination with trying to pop a finger in there whenever we get lewd

Sorry, exit only my pooper is way too shy for butt stuff. Fuck you evolution for putting the male g-spot in the anus.

I'm not poor, not extremely ugly.

Most girls have different interests and a different sense of humor than me. Do I pretend to like what they like or be honest and tell them I don't like what they like and monologue about how I reinstalled Gentoo?

you're a funny guy user

The latter

Here friend.

I'm actually really excited, I've never been like proper camping before, and I get to experience it all with my son, my gf, and her husband

Go in with the intent to get turned down by women.
After 10 or so failures, you will get desensitized, you will start being more natural and fluent while talking to them,
you will figure out how to talk to them,
and then you will start scoring.

The most important tip is not to have low standards like OP. Have some dignity. If losing virginity was the most important thing in the world, why aren't all men losing it with grandmas and fat whale women? Because, most men have some dignity still left unlike OP.

>implying that shit works
Stop

Why are you so nervous back there? Have you tried being less gay?

>not poor
>no gf
user, if you're not poor it doesn't matter what you look like

I do not have confidence in the aesthetics of my derriere

I bet you've got a nice butt user :3
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>If you're not poor it doesn't matter what you look like

you'd be surprised, user.
plus maybe he doesn't want a gold digging whore as a gf.
don't expose finances to a woman you want till you trust her

Because she's wearing a baggy shirt for modesty, calm down buddy

>they are all ugly as fuck

If you think really hard about this, it's true.

And for that reason, I'm out.

Perhaps if you dated someone for their personality and less about their looks it might not matter as much, have you tried being less shallow?

Ok, I'll try.
I don't think they'll find my monologue interesting though.

Sounds spontaneous. I have the feeling good looks and good personality are inversely proportional, it's hard to find exceptions.

Yeah I'm sure I get some nice Russian chicks when I wave with my money.

>calm down buddy
I ain't your buddy, pal. You calm down, friendo.

As for the t-shirt, yeah, naw, it ain't the t-shirt.

Wow, real girls sure are icky. This is why I prefer anime girls

>If you think really hard about this, it's true.
If you think really hard about this we're all lumps of meat balanced precariously on two weirdly proportioned appendages.

Every now and again you need to stop over thinking things.

>implying to actually be a sentient human being

i'm ugly, and frankly im not ready to date yet after my divorce

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OP here

This guy is an obvious virgin

I have high standards, which is what you need when finding a gf. Anything else and you're settinf yourself up for failure

Why would you post this garbage on Sup Forums? Go to Sup Forums or some other pit of liquid manure, you absolute faggot.

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Also get a non white gf if you're a white guy, unless you want feminism and a divorce

>I know your girl more than you do

OK buthurt Stacey

Is your girlfriend a looks or personality kind of type?

I have never had the opportunity to get to know someone's personality enough for that. I also fully admit that it has been my choice to avoid most of those opportunities.

A true hero.

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