Post the stupid shit that the botnet recommends to you

Post the stupid shit that the botnet recommends to you.

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idk who half of these shitters are

>Subscribing to (((h3h3)))
>Complaining about stupid shit

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Sad news ;(

I go to youtube log into my account block a user then go back to my homepage and get recommendations for the channel I only finish blocking. I think youtube is trolling me.

Youtube suggests I watch ugly white bitches. I can't stand ugly white bitches.

Why is it so sensitive? I watched Dota by Basshunter and now there are three Basshunter videos on there.

Because Basshunter is great, kill yourself for watching Filthy Frank though.

>only get recommendations about computer and car shit

feels goodman.

after all those years, it finally learned but I'm still not clicking the recommendations.

I'm on my phone taking a shit.

I never watched anything sports / video games related on YT and they recommend this shit

That girl in the middle looks pretty qt

>why i don't shower
>smell&proud

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOL

It's so fucking easy to get clicks, it's mindblowing

is this the new desktop thread

Manga/anime can be cute and fun the first time you read one, but after you finish it, ALL FUCKING OTHER MANGA SERIES IN EXISTENCE LOOK JUST LIKE THE NEXT - ALL CHARACTERS ARE SHALLOW AND FOLLOW THE SAME STEREOTYPES AND ACTIONS AND THOUGHTS AND PLOT FUCK THIS SHIT FAGGOT

good taste brah

mine is too embarassing to post, guess that's what happens when you always use yt-dl

@55873989
loser

Please tell me this is a guy

Why does yours look so ugly?

its not

T-triggered senpai...

>tfw recommendations perfectly tailored to my tastes

Thanks botnet

W- what the fuck user we practically watch the same shit.

It matches my life i guess.

lollipop

Let us not trigger senpai.

Bubblegum pop and turbo folk (that's what a genre even worse than pop is called in my country) vs actual musicians.

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It's funny seeing how you can figure how someones habits.
likes skateboarding
>55873282 thinks Miku is their waifu
>55873343 needs to stop streaming music off youtube like a normal fag
>55873457 vloggers are cancer
attached is my younger brother that apparently needs to stop playing pokaymons

Primitive Technology is fucking god-tier.

I watch LGR, EEVBlog, and JV2017 but the others are based on other related channels I saw a couple vids.

That is pretty gay, but even if all you sub to are obscure tech channels, Youtube will just reccomend dogshit anyway. 90% of the reccomendations are just paid-for advertisements, or what millions of other retards decided to click on that week.

> needs to stop streaming music off youtube like a normal fag

I'm too lazy to actually download retrowave shit though. Maybe once i get a bigger microsd card for my phone.

>ugly
>white

lol

Hah. I was just listening to the 4th video in your list.

Also I have no idea what half this stuff is.

They're pushing the shit out of this one family guy video apparently

>being logged in the video jew

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Fucking google, they have some awful recommendations. Who the fuck watches braille skateboarding? horseshit

I can't, it's too embarrassing

>primitive technology

This motherfucker is the most interesting channel on youtube.

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Get out then?

this desu
his videos are really comfy, it makes me want to go do some of that shit

Damn. PewDiePie got old.

I've turned my botnet into a vigilante, outlaw, ninja assassin, night stalker, freedom fighter

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Stop, everyone post your advertising profile instead.
google.com/settings/u/0/ads/

There is a lot of stupid shit in there but at least they know I'm a weeb and into technology.
No point in un-checking them since I have adblock on.
I wonder where the other stuff came from..
Age is correct also.

There's an addon to prevent videos from a certain channel or that match a keyword from appearing in your suggestions phampai, it's great.

What advertising profile? :^)

and yea, they got my gender and age right too

myactivity.google.com/myactivity?restrict=vaa&utm_source=help
fug i sound so retarded

Just do this with firefox:
shift+f2
screenshot --fullpage --clipboard
you people make it so difficult

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>youtube.com/feed/blank
ENJOY

Fuck off botnet!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking (((google)))

same...
I have nothing.

I listen to the same background music frequently.

Most of you need to go back to Sup Forums and stay there. No wonder this board is so shitty.

triggered!

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tfw the timeline page that shows where you've gone has the day that I accidentally drunk drove and hit a retaining wall then paniced and bought a new car while drunk

don't judge

Sometimes botnet recommends me something I actually like,but it happens rarely.

>not listening to background louis rossman

go back to

..This guy?

... yes

I need to get a new caer.

Huh... His videos look interesting, but I'm way too easily distracted when I'm not listening to random music

>mfw CS meme undergrad
>tfw gonna be 21 in January

y-you don't know me, google! b-baka~

Google needs to improve their machine analytics code ASAP

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I'm getting a Russian redditor vibe from you.

That's Bulgarian you pleb.

>being a pleb for not knowing the differences in disgusting eurotrash languages

you're two to one yurotresh

I see you visit boing boing too, thats rad

ooh, i just ask google a lot of questions normally. it's creepy cause the recording starts before i saw "ok google." so you know it's recording every single thing i say. i am so cucked in the botnet there is no point in doing anything at this point. RIP me

sheeit. i think the voice recording is even more creepy too
this is me

3 of my recommended are Pokemon videos. I don't remember watching anything Pokemon related especially not recently.

DOOT

Because dota is objectively the best arpg or assfaggots or whatever.

He's very autistic so be careful.

Why are you asking Google with your voice. That seems dumb and inefficient.

SwannyDabs

> not having dark YouTube

Not that bad actually. I just set up a bookmark that leads straight to subscriptions so I don't see that page at all.

install youtube plus

Huh. I'm 23 actually.
I have youtube center already.

I don't have a youtube account..

>on desktop
I've blocked all visible recommendations and suggestions like this with an adblocker
>on my phone
I watch Youtube videos without being logged in, and I've disabled the watch history so I don't see any recommendations.

I know this doesn't stop Google from building a profile, but..

A what? I don't have this.

I do lol

>offtheranch

muh nigga you on that new channel shit too

seriously though that guy is great and Dr. Kerry or whatever her name is on his vetranch channel is thick as fuck

>mde chinese connect

oh shit thanks for introducing me to that

look how fucking young sam is in this video

youtube.com/watch?v=tiCU3C4ACwc

No topics for me

Recommendations are pretty standard

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